nHentai.com

The odds of me battling the urge to review another Hentai site are equal to the chances of a ninja chick defeating a tentacle monster. Two holes vs. ten dicks, I wouldn't bet on it! There's something about Hentai content that makes me jump in my leather chair, and I doubt it has something to do with the content itself. It's about my inner drive to help a bunch of horny freaks that want as much wicked content as possible. Yeah, a Merciful God sounds way better than The Porn Dude right now, but changing the brand is too much work at this point. Anyways, here comes a review on nhentai.com!

Easy like Sunday morning

A bunch of filtering tools, a black background, and informative thumbnails. Beforehand, you'll know if a comic is censored and see a list of tags that reveals the nature of the fucking inside the glossy comics pages. All releases on nhentai.com are free for reading, and you fucks can expect one hell of a reading task. Every single day, nhentai.com adds fresh content, like 400K+ comics isn't enough! Yup, more than 400K adult comics at your disposal, and the best part is that these virtual pages will never tear, get lost, or get spunk-stained.

There's one thing I fucking hate! I got redirected to a random page way too many times, and it's one of those situations where you get an entirely new, unrelated page in the same tab, so you have to go back one step or reload the page altogether. Hey, maybe you should look at the bright side of life! Sometimes, a random page that shows live shows or How to Elongate Your Dick is a great intermezzo to your fapping journeys! It will expand your horizons, make you realize that there's more to porn than Hentai, and remind you that the internet is often a cruel, mindless place where you have to rely on the Dude! Never, not in a million years, would I redirect my fans, and that's why I am writing a review on nhentai.com and not vice versa! Think about that!

I want you to sign up

Reading is free, but there's more to nhentai.com than the endless flipping of virtual pages. Let me go through the registration process real quick before I tell you about the perks you unlock as a member. Enter your email, username, and password, and wait for the confirmation email. Once you are done with that shit, nhentai.com will let you download comics, leave comments and add releases to your favorites list. The Start Reading option opens a cool, clean window where you scroll down the dirty pages without a single annoyance. Still, members are not spared the trouble of too many ads!

Here's the deal. I don't give a fuck about your membership or the fact that you'll be downloading your ass the moment you stop reading this review! It was nhentai.com's decision to let you download and read at will, and I couldn't care less for its business policy. I do disagree with the site's decision to promote the shit out of other joints, but there are some things I have to applaud. Underneath the messiness, nhentai.com is one of the most informative Hentai sites I've seen this week, and that is fucking crucial on a colossal website that shows similar thumbnails and seemingly-similar content. I mean, thumbnails don't budge, and the entire homepage looks like a big pile of random comics covers.

Details upon details

I'm looking at a random comic, and the title is not important right now. Look at the big picture! Nhentai.com shows how many people have already added a release to their favorites, and it could be a good hint if you are one of those conformists. If you are a picky wanker, I suggest you focus on the list of tags or explore other filtering tools I will explain in detail a tad later. Below the list of tags, this clever fuck-joint shows the comic's category, the language it has been translated to, and the type of relationship that takes place in the release (I got older man younger female this time). Not too shabby for an Aletta-deprived site, I have to admit!

Another cool thing I spotted right off the bat was the Popular this week/month/years thing, but I was too busy signing up and shit. You really need to check this option out if you are in a Hentai hurry. If you have just stopped beating the meat and you have a couple of minutes to spare till the next big bang, I suggest you focus on the filtering tools in the site's main menu. You are gonna need help sorting out a 400K-big collection! Loads of help!

Focus

Comics...filters...a list where you get to enter a tag, parody, character's name, category, and whatnot. Still, instead of getting a full list of available options here, you'll need to enter the starting letter of the term you are looking for. The best part about this option is the possibility to combine filters and really come up with your kind of content. Nothing random about this filtering tool, still, this might not be the fastest way to tackle this collection. No easy way out but to choose something from the homepage, and if I were you, I would have dropped the filtering thing and whipped my mega dong out and wanked the night away.

I want to tease your dirty imagination with some numbers, only to prove that everything is a turn-on when watched from a proper standpoint. Nobody gives a fuck about numbers on a porn site, but I know that these often hide the biggest smut secrets of websites. If it wasn't for numbers, you would have never known that over 142K comics on nhentai.com include the Big Tits tag!

111K comics in total show the no-dicks releases featuring pulsating cunts, clit-rubbing, and other solo shenanigans, while 91K comics show group sex. Does this reveal anything regarding the site's diversity? The size of this joint is obviously mind-blowing, but the truth is that I'm starting to think highly of its filtering tools as well. Hmmm, if the trend continues, I'll have no other option but wank off to nhentai.com content!

A real treat for true Hentai fans

Extracting meaningful data from parodies, artists or characters list is a breeze if you know what you are doing. All it takes is typing one letter and choosing the right option. Nhentai.com made sure to provide you with big-ass lists of everything and anything, and that choice is crucial in my eyes.

Nhentai.com is far from a hectic joint! It's no fucking wonder that this site marked around 2 million monthly visits in the last three months! Imagine what will happen once I publish this review...everything's gonna change for the better, and who knows, maybe in a month or two, nhentai.com will cut the redirecting crap and really give people what they want. Damn, I can't wrap my head around 400K comics, and the fact that there are so many adult comics in only one corner of the web is fucking mind-boggling!

I never planned on using so many exclamation marks in this review, but this is what happens when I spend too much time on a Hentai joint! Whether I like it or not, the number of Hentai fans is way bigger than anyone thinks, and the devotion that Hentai artists put into creating unique releases is stunning. Ok, if I don't finish this review soon, you're gonna think that I'm dropping my hardcore habits, so I'm cutting the crap and writing a conclusion right fucking now. I have a reputation to take care of, you know!

That's it

I told you everything there is to know about nhentai.com, and still, I think I've only scratched the surface. Exploring such a huge list of comics is mission impossible, but that only means that nhentai.com is big and diverse enough to last you a lifetime of extreme fapping. As we speak, this site is growing at a crazy rate, and if you don't hurry up, all filtering tools of this world won't do the trick. Hurry up, and learn how to use the tools to your advantage. Once you get the hang of it, you'll add this site straight to your bookmarks! I'm off, leaving you to your wicked adventures. See ya!

ThePornDude likes nhentai.com's:

Read and download for free

It is easy and free to register

A huge database of xxx comics

Loads of cool filtering tools

ThePornDude hates nhentai.com's:

Too many ads and page redirections