Simply Hentai

Simply Hentai! It really doesn't get any more fucking simple than that. Either you like this stuff, or you're here because you're bored with the same old shit. You've probably heard of pornstars like Violet Myers saying she likes Hentai porn, but what the fuck even is it? When I started reviewing these sites, I thought all I would see were these chicks with nice racks and asses taking tentacles in every hole. But, the more I fapped to this shit, the more I realized that's the farthest thing from what Hentai porn is. Hentai porn is just chicks in unique sexual situations, so that's where all the tentacle shit comes from. It doesn't have to be all that taboo shit, though; I just jerked off to an episode called "Best Friends Fuck" which is exactly what you think it's about. This is the kind of friends with benefits I've been fucking needing!

You can't go into this kind of fap thinking that you'll get the same satisfaction from watching a chick do this shit on video; it's just not the same thing. Like chicks who read erotic fiction, this is for fuckers who want to leave a little to the imagination while they fap. But, of course, you'll still see tits, just not tits in a video. As someone who faps to porn all day, I can't just stick to videos. Believe me when I say that sometimes letting your mind and dick take control is exactly what you want. Have you ever met a chick who got this wet and horny for her friends? Fuck no! If you have, you would've fucked her already. Simply Hentai shows you endless stories from the luckiest fuckers who are getting more tight pussy than you could imagine.

For a website with no videos, they still get daily uploads with sexy chicks, storylines, and series that will keep you coming back more than your favorite porn director. Simply Hentai is perfect for curious fuckers. Especially if you've never been a huge anime porn person, this is an authentic way to get your feet wet without jumping in with the videos. But, of course, once you start seeing how this is how you imagine most of your sex escapades, you'll be bookmarking this shit for fapping and daydreaming about your favorite waifu sluts. I'll be breaking down the pros and cons and some of my favorite episodes that made me stop and fap. By the end of the review, you'll know why Simply Hentai is Porn Dude-approved and simply one of my best free sources for fapping to hot anime chicks.

First Look

I'm a big fan of Hentai sites for two reasons: they're simply designed for photos, and they don't have shitty video players. When did you last go on a porn site with videos that didn't even play them? Maybe it's because I go digging high and low for you fuckers, but I run into this quite often. Obviously, most of you will want to fap to videos, but it helps the page run smoother in this case. I have a pop-up blocker on, so I can't see them all, but I can't imagine what it would be like to turn it off and have a video player give me just as hard a time. Fuck that shit! Whenever I log on to a website to fap, I expect it to work well enough for me to cum within five minutes. On Simply Hentai, you don't have to worry about a lame-ass video player, just occasional ads that your pop-up blocker won't catch. Of course, you know the usual suspects: Chaturbate, LiveJasmin, and other sites that try to drain your wallet, not your sack.

The site works well on mobile and desktop, although if you plan on edging your cock I will use the desktop. Eventually, too much scrolling, stroking, and clicking off ads simultaneously without a pop-up blocker will start fucking with your fap. However, whenever you're on a stable platform, you can filter through galleries in alphabetic order, top-rated, most popular, and even newer releases. Depending on your location, you can also switch up the language to read all the nasty shit being said in these comics. It's definitely something worth reading. If you think sexting that lame-ass chick who doesn't give head is a good idea, you should see what some of these sluts said about how much they love sucking dick. They're super fucking descriptive with it, too, so just reading is enough to make your dick start dripping pre-cum.

The Pros

There's nothing wrong with a site that does everything it's made to do. Anime isn't even my thing, yet here I am using my pocket pussy like I’m watching the blowbang of the year on Blacked. Fuck that shit! I'd rather not pay for mid-content that I've seen repeatedly. That's why free sites like this are so underrated; not only are they doing something different, but it's fucking free. Who is still fucking paying for porn? The problem is that most fuckers don't sit there and fantasize anymore. Most dudes can't even imagine a chick without seeing the PornHub or XVideos logo in their head like they're in that Don Jon movie. I may be a porn addict, but at least I can still stroke my cock and go anywhere I want to in my head, unlike some of you perverts who haven't left your bedroom in days, laying right next to your crusty socks.

The only place I've got to be is right here with my dick in my hand, so of course, I have fapped through countless episodes and series. There are over three-thousand series and over three-hundred and fifty-thousand galleries, so you'll never run out of cum-filled fantasies that will make you explode. They tie it all together with a simple pink and black theme, allowing plenty of space for the most fap-worthy hentai selections. Some of my favorite episodes that had me pre-cumming and emptying my sack were “The Sexual Activities of a Female Rabbit” and “Is There No Goddess In My College?” Both episodes feature two sexy Japanese girls with huge mommy milkers. As always, the motive is always looking for cock. Where are the bitches like that near me? My cock is always available!

The Cons & Recommendations

It's not all big tits and cute moans; there are some things to be aware of on Simply Hentai before you go jerking your cock. Unfortunately, one of the first things is super fucking common, and you probably already guessed it: Ads. They're everywhere in porn; some ads even have porn in them. Even though the ads today can be incredibly fapworthy, they do more harm than good, especially when finishing your fap. Thankfully this site doesn't have a video player to get interrupted every five fucking seconds; otherwise, you'd never come back. Unfortunately, for some of you, it's just that; there's no video player, which means there are no videos. I always lecture you fuckers on diversifying how you view porn because I have some pretty damn good recommendations that aren't just videos. Still, I understand that some of you only get off from hearing and seeing the shit.

If you have to watch videos, I don't think you'll find this shit amusing; you'll probably just get blue balls. Fuck that shit! Here's the thing, even if you're fapping to this shit sometimes, you'll eventually want to see a little more. That's like a chick sending you a picture of her pussy and not playing with it; you want to see her move that shit. The same goes for anime porn, which is why they're starting to make more videos so perverts like you and I don't have to sit there and think what a slut's moan might sound like. Sometimes the guesswork ruins a fap, so if you find yourself in that situation, just click off and enjoy some shit that will make your dick shoot the load you need to let go of.

Final Thoughts

There you have it, fuckers! I'm not one to usually say that a site isn't worth the fap, but like I said, don't expect this shit to be a Hentai tube site. Even though Simply Hentai has no videos, thousands of galleries are filled with episodes that will have you reaching for your lube and sex toys. So if you enjoy erotic fiction, naked chicks, or just love imagining yourself fucking waifu chicks, then Simply Hentai is a major go for your next fap. Who could blame you? As I said, even Violet Myers is into Hentai; where else does she get her whole waifu vibe? On Simply Hentai, you'll either be bored as fuck or horny as fuck; there's no in-between. Luckily, I'm hard as a rock and still fapping, which is why this shit is hands down Porn Dude-approved! So if you need a website full of the best free Hentai galleries, Simply Hentai is simply the best fucking choice. Enjoy it, you horny fuckers!

+ Free Hentai Comics

+ Over 3,500 series and 350,000 galleries

+ Hot Storylines

+ Simple Design

+ Gallery/Episode Filters

- Ads

- No Videos