Hitomi.la

Ron Jeremys of the world, unite! Damn, if there's one thing that will finally unite all wankers into one happy community of mindless addicts, it's Japanese smut! These Asian concoctions have flooded the internet pages, breaching the pixelated borders, and I'm here to applaud it! Today, I will present hitomi.la, a site that will prove once and for all that quality content beats all fancy designs and polished interfaces of this world! This site is a fucking treat!

Sure, the design is gonna annoy the shit out of you, but trust me, you'll be coming back to hitomi.la every single day till the day you drop dead! And, don't just take my word for it, hitomi.la has over 60 million monthly visits on average! That's right, you heard me, 60 MILLION! So what's the secret to hitomi.la's success, you ask? Well, you'll just have to keep reading to find out!

I don't want to discuss it, but I have to

Ready for the harsh reality?! Really, really, ready?! Ok, hitomi.la looks like a turd that came out straight from an Asian dragon's ass right after it devoured a whole Viagra billboard! Ads are fucking everywhere, under the page, in its corners, filling up the tabs, leading you to random pages that you don't want to visit...all hell broke loose here, and I don't know why would a website of this quality risk it all with so many ads! The only thing that made me think that hitomi.la was worth a review after all was a huge language bar that was a clear hint that this site meats business. Other than that, everything looked fucking insane!

I spotted the free reading and downloading option right off the bat. Right after I played with those options, I lowered my gaze and spotted 31,903 at the bottom of the homepage. What the fuck is that?! Is THAT how many pages this wicked joint holds?! 25 comics on each page...almost 800k comics in total, if I'm not mistaken?! Aha, so there it is! This crazy diligence is what has been attracting so many horny freaks, and I have to admit that I have a hard time resisting hitomi.la's charms! Almost as diligent as theporndude.com, and we are almost equal when it comes to monthly visits! Almost as good!

This review is starting to look up

I really wished I saw the About Us section on hitomi.la, and I don't know why. I mean, people obviously don't give a fuck about the lack of the section, and I don't give a damn about a Japanese webmaster who uploads 50 comics per second, but I think that a website of this size deserves a nice, braggy About Us where the hardworking fucker would get to share his childhood trauma story. I mean, there has to be something that pushed the guy to add over 2.5K videos about armpit licking, and I know from my experience that writing about your kinks liberates the soul! Hey, webmaster, write us something about yourself, and make sure you mention the site's launch date! That's an order!

I ended up looking at the tags list, although I wasn't planning to go there just yet. Organized in alphabetical order, the tags list is almost as big as the website itself. Insanely huge to the point of looking ridiculous! A mere fact that hitomi.la holds over 7K videos about aprons is fucking mind-boggling, and it's even wilder that this is only the first page of the list that I'm supposed to browse through. Not fucking happening! Just to give you a rough clue, I'm gonna note that over 14K videos include the Anal Intercourse tag, while the tag Rhinoceros is present in only seven comics in total. So, hitomi.la is crazy, but not stupid...it's diverse but still on the right track...not too kinky, but definitely not ordinary.

How the hell do you filter this colossal stash?

Have you ever found yourself staring at a colossal stash of comics, wondering how on earth you're supposed to filter through it all? Well, it's happening to me right now! This shit feels like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of smut comics, and the needle is a random tag! Sure, there are other lists and options available on hitomi.la, and I'm gonna mention them later, but we are all busy, and time is money... So my advice? Just focus on the first couple of pages and grab what you can. It's like speed-dating for comics - swipe right on the ones that catch your eye and move on to the next.

Although simple-looking, the homepage is like a treasure trove of information. Just look for the available languages, included tags, comic type, title, and series info. Every morning, your wood is gonna be taken care of by a fresh release, and updates roll out in such a hectic and fast fashion that you won't be able to read all of them for one day. Hitomi.la is way faster than you, bigger than you, capable of devouring your being, making you lose your fucking job and end up living in your mama's basement for the rest of your day where you'd paint the walls with your stale spunk...way bigger and crazier than I expected and a bite that mere mortals will have a hard time chewing. I never thought I'd say this, but Fap Off responsibly!

The sign-up button doesn't exist

This site doesn't want your crappy username, and it doesn't give a fuck about your money. That is as far as I will go regarding this topic cuz theporndude.com nurtures the exact same approach, and I haven't heard anyone applauding it online! All I get are millions of visits from my devoted fans and criticism of the Dude wannabes, and I think that's exactly how I like it.

While reading, hitomi.la will let you fit the comic into the screen, go full-screen, and skip to pages. Basic options that make this reading thing look tidy. Downloading-wise, you simply click on the big-ass button named Download, and call it a day. Right away, the process will start, and in a second or two, you'll get a free zipped file containing dirty pages of Japanese adult comics. Nothing else to add regarding these two simple processes, but to remind you that hitomi.la is big enough to fill your secret folders with adult comics, and that shit is a priceless option in the selfish world of smut.

More noteworthy tools

Remember that haystack thing? Well, any tool is a cool tool in such a hectic situation, and I think that one of the coolest filters you could use on hitomi.la is a list of criteria like Most popular this week/month/year. Just a quick way to reach the most popular comics. Still, if you are a real connoisseur who doesn't want to deal with everyone's cup of tea, I suggest you turn to the lists of artists and series located on the site's main menu.

Fucking hell, I almost missed the list of characters! This is what happens when you venture inside messy websites that keep redirecting you...I'm so annoyed by those little fuckers that I am struggling to write here! It's a fucking disaster, and I want that shit to be gone! If hitomi.la tweaks things up a little bit, I'd be more than happy to place it in the first place of my adult comics websites reviews. Let’s see if anything will change.

To enjoy hitomi.la through and through, you need to be focused as hell, and you need to know your way around. Is hitomi.la a noob-friendly joint? The answer is probably not, and the site is not made for sissies either. The entire page looks like it was made with the purpose of pushing out high-end content to please high-end readers, and there's nothing wrong with that. The only not high-end thing around here is the design, but shit happens!

You know it makes sense

Hitomi.la is hard to beat! It's huge to the point of becoming insanely colossal, and such a size always comes with equally stunning diversity. The filtering tools are great, and the fact that all comics are free for streaming and downloading is mind-blowing. At the end of the day, I want to encourage you to visit hitomi.la, cuz, to be totally honest, it's one of the best comics-oriented websites I've seen so far. Great shit! Check it out!

ThePornDude likes hitomi.la's:

Around 800K adult comics in total

Extensive tags, artists, series, and characters lists

Daily updates

Free reading and downloading

ThePornDude hates hitomi.la's:

Too many ads