nHentai

The no-nut challenge is a fucking ridicule! Imagine a one-month fuck challenge that never stops, day or night, featuring one chick and an entire dormitory of dudes! That's the No-nut thing Japanese style, featuring lines like "Your womb is starting to change!" Once again, I'm putting my refined senses at risk to help you fuckers out. Relax, I don't want anything in return. Just my way to make the internet great again! Let's see what nhentai.net is all about.

Batman Returns

I think I've seen the logo before, but when you are the Dude, you always struggle with that familiar feeling. Is there anything I haven't seen in my illustrious career?! Shut up, cuz this is a rhetorical question! The logo has bat wings, and I'm waiting for the moment when I'll stumble upon a Batman-inspired comic (only a matter of time, really). The initial impression is not mind-boggling, but not too disappointing either. Sword in a sheath, but still awake and ready to party! Ads pop up in random fashion, but I'm getting a distinct feeling that nhentai.net is way neater than it meets the eye.

You know what?! I'm gonna fucking register and grant the site the privilege of having the Dude among its ranks! The generous god beneath is awakening! Username, password, email, and voila...I'm in and ready to jam. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" is the site's welcoming message, and I am fucking stoked about it. I knew the site was kinky and kinda artistic right off the bat! The line is actually from Inferno, and once you get down the pit, I'll be waiting, drinking Chardonnay from Satan's sweet ass. We'll meet again, so fret not and join this mayhem!

Nothing changed, to be honest

I had to double-check the registration process, and that's never a good thing. Everything looked fucking the same from the member's standpoint, and I expected fewer ads, or at least more ads with more gaping cunts in them. Anything but a boring, all-black background with comics covers instead of proper thumbnails.

If this dull shit continues, I'll have no other choice but read the comic named Grape. Is it possible that Japanese pervs settled for G-rape, in fear of getting busted by the SEO police? Is it possible that I'm the only one still walking the planet with enough balls to write Rape and Incest?! You know, nhentai.net didn't look promising at first, but it turns out that this review made me inspect my own life, and that's exactly what happens when you read too much!

This Grape bullshit was uploaded two hours ago, and it has already fallen to the middle of the homepage. That only means that someone has uploaded more content in the meantime, and that only means that you'll have more xxx comics on your comics than you'll ever need. This is chapter 106 of Grape, and the comic is black and white, which proves that adult comics are more than bling, flashy tits, vivid colors, and hardcore shagging. People read this shit because they are fans, and no hardcore smut is gonna change that.

More than 90 people have already added this particular release to their favorites list, and who knows how many of them have already downloaded it? Yes, you can read and download all you want! Nhentai.net gives as much fuck for your dough as I do for your mama's saggy ass. It all comes down to passion, and you horny fucks will never understand that. Shut up and read, will ya!?

Taking a random route

Hey, don't blame me! Nhentai.net is the one who came up with the category Random. All of a sudden, I found myself looking at a comic that was uploaded 7 years ago, and this is when I start suspecting that this random thing is really that random. The site wanted me to know that it has been in the biz for at least 7 years, urging me to praise it for its hard work and focus, and I won't shit on its parade. Yes, it is hard to live that long in the harsh xxx world, where everyone thinks they can run a website. A round of applause, please!

Another thing that caught my attention was a huge list of tags featured on the side of each and every thumbnail. The comic I'm looking at right now shows characters' names, the artist's name, the number of pages, available language (translations), and a category. To read, simply scroll down the page. For us, the non-scrolling types, I suggest the site's full list of tags but bear in mind that this hilarious journey is gonna require a lot of energy and time. Still, the list is the best fucking thing I have seen on nhentai.net so far!

That's what I call THE tags list

What the fuck is the tag Absorption about? Sounds like a commercial selling a dishcloth that does a good job with spunk puddles. The tag All the Way Through is present in almost 1K releases, and that's that Womb Distorting thing I mentioned above. Instead of looking at the genitalia in a normal, old-fashioned, POV way, you become a chick's right ovary, and you watch the session from within. Maybe it's the left ovary or the egg cell, how the fuck should I know, but it's a very odd perspective. The words are nothing but annoyance in this scenario!

Not surprised with stuff like alien, or ahegao, but the thing that almost blew my socks off was the tag Anal! This fantastic tag is present in over 88K comics on nhentai.net! This is the moment when I realize that nhentai.net deserves a higher dose of professionalism from my side, but what is a dude supposed to do in a pile of sperm inflation, gender benders, ninjas, and vores?! What is the way to take xxx comics seriously, seriously?! Anyway, the whole point of the tags list is to show you the way, and you should really focus on it during your reading sprees. Moving on!

What, there's more?!

Yep, more filtering tools waiting for your horny ass. The next list resembles the one mentioned above, with the difference of this one showing artists' names. I always like seeing the list, cuz it proves that the website cares for its contributors. Still, this list is not the cleanest filtering tool, simply because people need to know who 107th angel is to really use the name for filtering.

Damn fucking shit fucking hell! This goddamn website is all about lists, and it is making me look like a freakin' fool! Who the hell is Adell, and who on earth is Angel Daisy? I have to admit that the latter one would be one hell of a pornstar name! All of this is made for real, passionate, smart fans of xxx comics, and no newbie is gonna mess around with humongous lists packed with vague terms.

The absolute same thing applies to the list named Parodies! Same old same old, but who knows, maybe I'm talking to the connoisseur right now! Once in a lifetime opportunity to outshine the Dude, and even though it feels amazing, the knowledge of Akagami No Shirayukihime won't get you much pussy.

Digging the site's guts

I don't give a fuck about comics unless they come in glossy editions with quality paper that glides down my arsehole after an explosive session on my toilet. Couldn't care less, but I'm taking the bullet to make you fuckers happy. Wandering the virtual smut streets won't do you any good, and you could easily end up watching a German grandma putting M&M’s into a guy's ass, making them melt...don't make me go there and don't ask any questions! Awful things happen when you are guidance-deprived, and the last thing you need is browsing xxx comics unattended.

I have discovered a cool website that cares for content but doesn't give a fuck about your opinion. Yeah, nhentai.net says Fuck Forums, verbatim, and it exudes a cocky vibe all around, to be quite honest. The site is huge - so fucking huge that I didn't have the chance to mention tags blacklist, or explain three available site themes. Damn, I really fucked it up this time! Yeah, the most important thing you need to know about nhentai.net is that it's free, and now I'm off to find more smut! No sleep for the wicked!

ThePornDude likes nhentai.net's:

A wild collection of xxx comics

Like the site's vibe

Free reading and downloading

Huge lists that can be used for filtering

ThePornDude hates nhentai.net's:

Nothing