SexDollGenie

Look who's in the market for some fantasy dolls. Are you feeling a bit horny today, or are you just trying to satisfy your inner goth? Whatever the reason, I'm the Dude, and I'm here to introduce you to an online shop that sells some of the most unique, eerie, and captivating dolls out there. I'm talking about sexdollgenie.com, and its sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy section.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Who in their right mind would buy a vampire doll?" But hey, who am I to judge? I mean, we all have our quirks and eccentricities, right? Some of us like to collect stamps, others like to hoard porcelain figurines, and some like to surround themselves with TPE versions of undead bloodsuckers. To each their own, I say! But, let's get back to the point here. This online shop has got some serious sex doll game, with a variety of vampire and other fantasy dolls to choose from. Let's see exactly what this joint is all about! Continue reading...

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Now, here's the deal. Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy claims to have live chat customer service, but I can't seem to get a hold of anyone at the moment. Maybe they're on a coffee break, or maybe they're busy playing with their vampire dolls. Who knows? Either way, I'm sure they'll get back to me as soon as they can. After all, they do have a reputation to uphold.

Speaking of reputation, this online shop takes customer satisfaction seriously. As a couple-owned business, they've created something they call "The Genie Guarantee," which is essentially a 100% satisfaction guarantee for their customers. They promise that if there are any issues with your order, they'll either fix the problem for free or replace the doll entirely, no strings attached.

And get this! Not only do they offer free repairs for any defects during the lifetime of your doll, but they also provide support via email and video tips to help you make quick fixes at home. Now, that's some serious commitment to their craft. So, while I may not be able to get a hold of their customer service at the moment, I'm confident that they'll live up to their Genie Guarantee once they're back online. In the meantime, I'll just admire their vampire dolls from afar and dream about the day when I can add one to my own collection. Are those as good at cum-sucking? Man, I would die willingly only to put my dick into those pussy nips! Yeah, sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy is freakish, and I fucking love it!

Matching the lowest price

Well, it looks like even your fantasy dolls aren't exempt from the harsh realities of wear and tear. Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy's Genie Guarantee promises to fix any defects or problems with your doll, as long as you're not the one who caused the damage, of course. So if you accidentally drop your vampiric slut, don't panic!

But before you start envisioning your doll looking like new again, there are a few things that the Genie Guarantee won't cover. Minor skin imperfections and differences in color, for example, are considered normal features of your doll. And loose nails and lashes? Well, that's just the universe's way of keeping you on your toes.

And if you're thinking of trying to take advantage of the Genie Guarantee by buying a used doll, sorry pal, no can do. They won't cover any damages caused by suspicious activities or hyper-extending of limbs either. But if you're buying a brand new, certified doll and happen to find a better price elsewhere, the Genie Price Match Guarantee has got you covered. Just make sure the doll is identical in size, model, brand, and color, and the seller is legit. Not so hard, right?!

Three ways to pay

Basically, you get three payment options to choose from. Now, if you're one of those people who doesn't like to splurge on luxuries, then Economic is for you. You pay a deposit upfront and then get 3-5 weeks extra to pay the rest of the sum. But, hold up, my penny-pinching friend! There's a catch! With this option, you won't get any after-purchase support, promos, discount matching, or cancellation. Lousy shit, ha?!

Next up is the Most Popular option. It's like the Goldilocks of payment methods - not too cheap, not too expensive, just right. You'll get your item within 5-7 working days, and you'll receive all the support you need, including promos and discount matching. And if you're not happy with the purchase, no problem! You can cancel it. Man, sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy has really done its homework!

Now, for those of you who want the full VIP treatment, sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy offers the White Glove Service. This is for those who want their products delivered within 3-4 working days and receive all the after-purchase support they need. Another noteworthy thing is that the prices on sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy include VAT, shipping, and tax costs. This online shop accepts all major credit cards, PayPal, bank wire, and even cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and Bitcoin Cash. Nothing to worry about! Now it's time to check out those fantasy sluts! Stay with me!

Filter like crazy

Yup, sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy checks the majority of my boxes, and it's a fucking bore. What the hell happened with lousy websites I get to shit on?! Nah, everything about this online sex shop is so fucking perfect that it gets on my nerves! Anyway, you can use two menus to sort shit out. The first one lets you choose a doll's brand, height, type, looks, ethnicity, and whatnot, and the second one lets people choose the cheapest, most expensive, oldest or newest products, etc. Still, the thing that amazed me the most was a little menu allowing fuckers to adjust fonts, contrast, brightness, and so on. Talk about user experience!

Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy is informative as hell! So fucking informative that it's on the brink of being overwhelming. I'm looking at one of the dolls whose measurements can't be adjusted. That note is neatly placed below the product picture. This online den shows everything from the pricing, delivery time, customization options where people get to choose custom heads, nails, tits, feet, and whatnot, related items, customer reviews, and all sorts of other crazy shit. Man, I wished you could use this shit for real-life hoes!

When it comes to the prices, sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy doesn't sell cheap shit! To get one of these fuck dolls, you'll have to pay anywhere between $1.6K and 2.8K+, depending on the type. The slut with H-cup pussy breasts is $2.5K, and that's a lot of dough for a chick who can't twist her tongue around your dick while rubbing her clit at the same time. Oh, don't get me started on the advantages of a sex doll over a flesh-and-blood chick. These fake sluts won't give you bullshit. They'll be perfectly happy waiting in your closet while you are done banging another hoe, and willingly participate in a threesome. Anything goes, and that's not exactly the case in the real world.

Free worldwide shipping

Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy is offering free shipping on all orders, no matter where in the world you might be. Yup, you read that right, free shipping to the moon and back! On top of that, this online doll shop has a couple of cool-ass tables explaining the estimated production and delivery times for each and every doll. So, you can plan accordingly and know exactly when you can expect your new fuck-hoe to arrive. All dolls are delivered in a plain brown box, ensuring the utmost discretion. Nobody is gonna know!

So, there you have it, fucks! Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy has everything a modern pleasure seeker could ask for, and I fucking mean it. The last thing I need in my career is writing generic bullshit, and I certainly don't want to lie! The detailed sorting menus, customization options, and free worldwide shipping make for a truly unique and personal experience, and I dig all of it from the bottom of my smut-corrupted heart!

But what I really appreciate is the attention to detail in every aspect of the purchase, from the production and delivery times to the plain brown packaging that guarantees discretion. Sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy truly understands that your privacy and satisfaction are of the utmost importance. And with a satisfaction guarantee, white-glove service, and free doll head to boot, what more could you want? So, whether you're a seasoned sex doll enthusiast or a curious newbie, give this site a chance. Happy shopping!

ThePornDude likes sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy's:

High-quality, customizable fuck dolls

Satisfaction Guarantee

Customer support

Free worldwide shipping

A lot of payment options

ThePornDude hates sexdollgenie.com/collections/fantasy's:

Nothing at all