BestRealDoll

Life can get repetitious. Many folks feel like all they do is climb out of bed, clean up, grab a bite, make money, return to the crib, have dinner, watch their favorite show, and return to bed. As a youth, you don't see anything wrong with it, but soon life catches up and makes you feel like you're on an eternal march toward an inevitable and unenviable death.

Sex Makes the World Go Around

What can put a dent in the tedium of everyday existence? Sex. Sex can put a dent in the tedium of life. Fucking never gets fucking dull. No matter how much sex I have or how many bitches I fuck, I can't get enough. My manhood keeps returning to the puss for more pleasure.

There are so many types of boning. I'm not just speaking on the thousands of positions it can be had in. I'm musing about all of the fetishes, orifices, and toys, amongst other things. If it weren't for pussy, I wouldn't be the happy man I am today.

Unfortunately, no bitches want to ride that pathetic Tic Tac you call a cock. Your wang is ensnared in a desolate reality where you are the only human giving it the light of day. Every morning your wrinkled dick looks up at you and pleads for the sweet release of death.

You try to replace pussy with choking the chicken, but it's never adequate. While sex never loses its shine, jerking off can. It's a shitty situation because meat beating remains exciting for people who bone regularly. However, for fuckers like you with no sex life, stroking can be a chore. Like something you have to do to avoid murdering coworkers.

That's why you virgin bastards look to me. I innoculate you against the eventual boredom of beating your meat yet again via new porn sites, fun toys, and, let's not forget, escorts. While I can't reach through your computer and give you an old-fashioned, I can provide you with the best tools to help yourself.

Give Hands Their Flowers...

I would never say that the hand doesn't deserve respect. Hell no. Give your fists the respect they deserve. They stroke your dick every fucking day as much as you can take. Do they get a moment's rest? Not at all. When your dong retreats through the fly of your pants, it gets to nap the day away. But not your mitts. They have a whole day ahead of them, picking stuff up and placing it back down. Talk about tedium.

My hand and I have developed all my favorite masturbation moves together. There is the gravedigger, the sandwich flip, the triple lindy hop, the shaft swagger, the tip tickler, the taint tank, the camel back double hump, and the wham bam, thank you, hands.

Through mastery of these maneuvers, my hands have provided me with decades of happiness (emphasis on piness), but I can't live on palm strokes alone. That's a strong statement. I can live on my hands just fine, but that's because I have a little thing called sex. You fuck faces, however, can't. You can try, but I assure you you'll sense that something's missing.

... But Don't Be Afraid to Mix Things Up

There is a way to fix this problem, though. You can get yourself an anime-themed sex doll on Best Real Doll. Sex dolls are the ideal blend between playing pocket pool and banging a hooker. They provide the change your wang craves without hiring a lady of the night every week. That shit gets expensive quick. On the otherhand, your sex doll is a one-time purchase.

On the topic of currency, it can be easy to blow on subpar sex dolls. Unfortunately, there are a lot of shams on sale that will disintegrate, shred your cock, aren't natural enough, or even worse, are too lifelike.

There is an idea called the uncanny valley, where people will find dolls and robots that look human attractive and cute up to a point. But at a certain level of authenticity, they cross into a disturbing place where they freak us out. I've seen a few dolls that cross that threshold.

Alternatively, I've seen tons of dolls that look more like hairless baboons than fuckable humans. No one wants to fuck a baboon. Well, not no one, but very few do.

You never have to worry about purchasing an unattractive sex doll on Best Real Doll. They don't even carry them. Every doll on Best Real Doll has been carefully curated for quality, usability, and durability.

You'll feel like a hentai cartoon emerged from your monitor and asked for a dick down. You'll rub your eyes in disbelief, expecting it to have disappeared. But, instead, that bitch will be spread eagle, looking right back at you with longing eyes. Give her the dick she so desperately requests.

Gash Bashing

One of the most critical elements of a sex doll is its pussy. No matter how delectable a sex doll appears, if the pussy isn't on-point, who gives half a fuck? You didn't get a doll to stare at. You got it to ride like a bucking bronco.

Considering that more study has gone into creating false vaginas than cures for cancer, there is no justification for a doll not to have a fabulous phony pussy. It's not like men have high standards. I once stuck my cock into a zip-lock bag full of lubed sponges, and it felt great. We aren't exactly a perceptive gender.

Finding the perfect anime sex doll starts with finding a quality sex doll website such as Best Real Doll. They have a tremendous selection, spirited staff, experienced craftsmen, and an excellent site.

The Selection

Best Real Doll offers five models of anime-themed sex dolls: Hermione, Elissa, Pallas, Tifa, and Oenone. They range in price from $699 to $999.

Each doll offers several levels of customization. First, choose an eye color between black, blue, brown, and green. Second, select a wig for your doll to wear. They offer fifteen options covering all lengths, colors, and styles.

Third, select rather you prefer a neutral shoulder or a shrugging shoulder. A Neutral shoulder is better for missionary, while a shrugging shoulder is better for doggy. Be aware that the shrugging model costs $100 more.

Forth, choose if you want a removable tongue or not. Removable tongues cost $68 more but are far easier to clean. Cleaning these bitches is an integral part of sex doll ownership, so making it as easy as possible is helpful.

Fifth is skin tone. They only have a few options: natural, tan, and light brown. Sorry guys. They don't offer ebony anime dolls. I know, I know. I'm disappointed, also.

That takes us to the sixth and perhaps the most important level of customization, breasts. The size is already set, but you can fill them with TPE, air, or jelly. The jelly is the most lifelike but will cost an extra $70.

Of course, what's a titty without a nipple? Best Real Doll offers you four colors: Dark brown, light brown, pink, and skin tone. I like to call skin tone nipples ghost nipples. You can also control the areola size from three to five cm.

While it's not much of a concern of mine, you can customize a bitches nail color between natural and pink. To add another layer of realism, you can add blood vessels to a bitch. It definitely adds to the immersion but will cost you another $70.

Now we've reached another important one, pussy-type. Your options are fixed, removable, and auto-sucking. If you're going to drop extra money anywhere, drop it on the auto-sucking pussy. It only costs an additional $99 and will take your sex doll experience to the next level. It's just not the same without it.

You can also change the labia color between dark brown, light brown, pink, and skin tone, aka the ghost vagina. Finally, select if you want pubic hair or not.

Another game-changing customization is standing feet. If you add the standing feet for only $35, your doll will be able to stand proud. It's not a requirement, but it opens up a lot more position options.

Now that your base doll is built, you can select from a wide range of accessories covering everything from pussy-warmers to hanging hooks.

Aren't you tired of jacking with the same old hands? An anime sex doll is just the thing to add spice back into your masturbation sessions.

I'd love to see Best Real Doll add more anime doll models. I understand it's pretty niche, but I bet they would sell.

It's time for you fucks to start saving the allowance your mom gives you. However, I wouldn't tell her what you plan to spend it on.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Realistic

+Great materials

+Customizable

PORNDUDE HATES

-Could use a couple more anime model options