John Persons

Johnpersons.com is a fucked-up domain name. It doesn't reveal much such as it is, but I have to admit that it's fucking memorable. Almost as cool as theporndude.com but not as witty. Anyways, today I will be writing about this site, and let me tell you, this is not the first time I've stumbled upon this den. Johnpersons.com has been around long enough to catch my esteemed attention, and this review is gonna shed new light on it.

Ah, the year 2000 - a time when flip phones were all the rage, frosted tips were a questionable hair trend, and we were all frantically trying to figure out how to reset our VCR clocks. But amidst the chaos, some pretty great things happened too! Someone launched johnpersons.com and started servicing interracial comics to the world. While the world was hanging by the cliff, consumed by the Y2K hysteria, the artists behind johnpersons.com worked to push out fresh xxx comics, and all the work has paid off. So let's raise a glass of Crystal Pepsi to johnpersons.com and see what it's all about! Stay around!

An experienced site offering top-notch releases

I don't give a fuck about what my "competitors" think about johnpersons.com! I never read anyone else's "reviews," but I always put myself in the shoes of mere mortals who are thinking about going premium and unlocking johnpersons.com. That's one hell of a sacrifice! To me, it is equally important having a decent and informative tour page as it is having quality content, and when it comes to johnpersons.com, I'm not stoked or disappointed. Not too good, not terrible.

The only thing that johnpersons.com says is that the site has been relaunched lately. What the fuck happened with About Us, FAQ, or anything other that could serve the bragging purpose?! If it wasn't for me, the majority of the planet would still be in the dark regarding the site's two decades in the biz, and that would be a fucking shame. Damn, look at me saving the world once again - the Dude, a capeless hero bringing sense into smut-corrupted minds! In any case, I think johnpersons.com is way too cool for such an uninformative tour page. Like it or not, it's the truth.

This is not pornwebmasters.com, so I'm gonna chill on the topic of affiliate marketing, traffic exchange, and other high-tech shit offered by johnpersons.com to its fans, members, and fellow webmasters. I want you to realize that no shady and crappy joints include such sections on their sites. This is when you get encouraged and inspired to check your bank account balance and start coming up with the coolest username. I'll be explaining the membership plans in a sec.

Black men ruling this world

Black cocks are huge, and we all know that. This is the time and place to discuss black mambas, but there's something about me that stops me from talking about giant cocks too much. I've always been judged, seen as the big-dicked guy by so many chicks who never bothered to see the soul beneath my stunning man curves, so I'm not gonna judge these fuckers. While a tear comes rolling down my face, hitting the giant tip of my erect megasword, I continue writing. Damn, johnpersons.com is an eye-opener!

All men featured in these comics are black. They are not playing basketball, and they are not singing What a Wonderful World...these fuckers are up to no good. They are ramming the shit out of hoes, and the creative artists behind johnpersons.com show the shenanigans in all their glory. Actually, this joint did one hell of a job explaining its purpose - Watch as gorgeous white Women get dominated and sexually exploited by massive black cocks! - the site claims and that's all you need to know about the site's content. Unique and out-of-the-box!

Pay to unlock the collection

This is the part where I discuss the pricing, and to be quite honest, this shit is boring as fuck. I hate the fact that johnpersons.com shows its pricing in its fill-out form only and that I have to check the numbers in a not-neat drop-down menu. Really now, I expected something flashier from such a colorful website.

This is gonna be tricky. First of all, johnpersons.com offers a monthly membership that costs $19 for 30 days then $16.95 recurring every 30 days. The second one up is the non-recurring 30 days’ option costing $19.95. The next ones up are two 90-day plans - $45.95 for 90 days then $45.95 recurring every 90 days, and the non-recurring one asking you to pay $45.95. Man, why make such a simple thing so confusing?!

The fill-out form offers a shitload of languages, allows you to pay as a guest or a registered member, and use various payment options. If you choose to register before making the payment, you'll have to feed the form with data like name, email address, address, city, postal code, country, credit card number and its expiration date (if you plan on using the card payment option). With the site's secure 256-bit SSL encrypted payment, you can shop with peace of mind, knowing that your transactions will be safe and secure. Nothing to worry about, and even if you end up with the name John Persons on your bank statement, nobody's gonna know that you are into interracial comics. What kind of a name is that, anyway?

Interracial and taboo art

I've already explained the interracial part - johnpersons.com is all about showing black studs on their ramming sprees. They are an integral part of this joint, while everything else is changeable, at the mercy of the artist's current mood. Right now, I'm looking at a MILF hoe getting anally violated before she gets down to the slurping business. Some ass-to-mouth action is always welcome if you are the one getting sucked off, that is! This "violated" part is what is considered taboo, although it's not like anyone can really get raped in a world of comics. No real hoes were banged during the making of this comic! Fuck, soon enough, we're all gonna drown in a bunch of idiotic disclaimers!

Johnpersons.com claims to have a massive library of xxx comics, and I'm gonna take its word for it. In situations like this, the mere number of releases doesn't make a lot of difference. There's something that helped this site grow and thrive for two decades, and I'm sure that the reason doesn't lie in the site's affiliate program. People are hooked on johnpersons.com's content, addicted to its artistry, and they just can't get enough of interracial comics! Everything else is far less important.

Picture galleries included! This is where the joint need another disclaimer - prolonged exposure may result in acute art appreciation, spontaneous creativity, or the sudden urge to start a one-person fap-off show! You know what?! Maybe it's the wisest to spill the beans about johnpersons.com and make it as simple as possible. The site is proud of its black obsession, and it boastfully says the following, right there, on the homepage - black men and white women, black men and young girls, black men, and shemales, black men and sissy boys, and interracial comic stories.

I had a blast

Johnpersons.com is one a kind. It shows content that can't be found anywhere online. The comics and galleries focus on certain topics, and even if the content leaked, real fans of johnpersons.com would be able to spot the site's work from a mile away. I spent half of my life online, watching and reading smut, and I've never seen this site's content in a free mode anywhere. This is the kind of sex art that really deserves your money, and since I'm not here to convince you into anything (I don't give a fuck), I'm gonna write a conclusion where I tell you to pursue your dreams, no matter how much that could cost you.

You're gonna like johnpersons.com for its taboo and interracial gems. You are given the opportunity to join the ranks of a long-standing platform that has been beating the fierce competition with its high-end content and unique approach to adult work. You deserve something like this in your smut life, especially if you are into colorful hoes, giant dongs, wicked scenarios, and staggeringly exciting scenes of taboo sex. Give it a go for at least a month! You know it makes sense!

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A lot of wild comics featuring interracial sex

Taboo comics

Unique content

XXX galleries included

Exclusive content that can't be found anywhere else

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All content is exclusive

Not a lot of data on the tour page