OrgyMania (SlipShine)

Want to let your inner mania run free, ha?! You still wank off to comics, but you're long past the free, shabby stage? Are you ready for something high-end, unique, and wildly sexy? Well, you've come to the right place, and its name is orgymania.net! Some people call this website SlipShine, and personally, I don't give a fuck about the name itself.

All I care about is you and what you get for your dough. The Selfless God of Porn could be my new online name - BAM! POW! ZAP! The website's homepage had undergone a major overhaul, CRASH! BOOM! BANG! Users are shocked and amazed by the new look, KA-BOOM! I continue earning my millions going by the name that really suits me. All joking aside, here comes the review!

Porn comics never die

This is not the first time I'm dealing with orgymania.net. This site has been up and running for over two decades, so it's only natural we crossed paths in the past. Back in the day, I was too consumed by hardcore sluts giving head while getting double-banged doggy-style from behind while the lesbian slurps on the cocks and the clit simultaneously. I've grown, and now I finally understand the importance of xxx comics. Let me just turn off my Aletta Ocean tab! I'll be back in a sec!

Really now, I checked out the joint's About Us section only to discover the best line on the site - porn comics never die - fucking amazing! I have to agree to a certain extent! Hardcore or not, all of us have to agree on the fact that xxx comics are way more popular than they seem and that their existence on the web somehow defies the laws of logic. Why would anyone wank off to comics with so many real pornos out there? Beats the hell out of me, but I do know that websites don't stay afloat for two decades by accident. Fans have helped this site thrive, and I really hope that orgymania.net has something cool to offer in return.

Since orgymania.net is a paysite, I suggest you check out its Twitter page to get a proper glimpse of the content you'll be spending your money on. Right now, the page boasts over 3K tweets, and each of them comes with a set of pictures that tell a lot about the content type. The sad news is that orgymania.net doesn't accept user/fan uploads. Not a big deal, right? Before I move on to crucial details, I just want to note that orgymania.net's About Us is fucking hilarious and that it does wonders for the first impression. The site exudes a fun vibe, and I'm digging it from the bottom of my smut-corrupted heart!

Hardworking joints never die

That's what should have been on this site's homepage! I knew that orgymania.net must be good cuz of so many years online, but that "no user uploads" thing got me worried for a moment. Adult comics don't grow on trees, and drawing something unique, engaging, and hot is not an easy deal. Hiring a hoe is way easier, don't you think?

Still, orgymania.net blew me away with its FAQ section, which clearly states that it has been adding 72 new comics per month, on average, calculated from the previous twelve months. In total, the archive counts more than 26K pages, and this is where you should remember that the FAQ might not get as frequent updating as the xxx collection.

Artists from all over the world contribute to orgymania.net, and that only means a whole lot of diversity. I don't want to bore you with shit like, "while the Asian world infuses a touch of exotica into the comics ordeal, Western artists show the shenanigans from a whole different perspective"! You've read my reviews long enough to know that I don't write things for the sake of writing. You are smart enough to know that more artists mean more releases and more fun, and the same goes for everything else happening in the xxx world. Group sex is always better than a gangbang, and a gangbang is always better than a couple. Add a couple of black asses and Asian cunts to the ordeal, and you're in for fireworks!

Focusing on the comics now

Whenever I write about paysites, I like taking a simple standpoint where I don't pay for anything in advance. I don't pay for anything in the smut world anyway, but let's forget that I'm the Dude for a sec. I like looking at the site's from a mortal's perspective, seeing if it's informative enough to lure people into a quality subscription. Once inside, as a paying member, you don't need my review, right?

I opened a random comic on orgymania.net, only to realize that it features a gender transformation story of true love. The site claims this comic to be one of its most iconic products, and I have no reason to doubt it. On the site's tour page, you get the cover of a comic, which serves as a preview, a short description or a summary, the name of the artist, the date of the release, genre, the total number of chapters and pages. Pretty neat! It's even neater that this comic, in particular, counts over 570 pages. Just imagine that shit in a printed version! You could build a fortress with so many pages or use them as a doorstep. Insane!

Interested in prices?

I bet you are, but I'm not so stoked about the idea. Rarely do I see paysites with so many membership plans, and I know this numbers writing is gonna be a pain in the ass. Ready or not, here they come.

The monthly plan is $24.95 for 30 days and then $9.95 recurring every 30 days. The sixty-day plan costs $33.95 for 60 days, then $18.95 recurring every 60 days. Bored already! The 90-day plan goes like this - $41.95 for 90 days and then $27.50 recurring every 90 days. Almost done! $51.99 for 180 days and then $51.99 recurring every 180 days. Finally, we have a yearly subscription plan which is $95.99 for one year and then $95.99 recurring every 365 days. Whew! I'm done with my shit, and now it's your turn to come up with the final decision.

The things you are gonna get for your money

You are gonna get a shit ton of stuff to read. That's the obvious one. Secondly, you'll get neat genres/categories that will help you understand the main topic of each comic beforehand. Most importantly, you'll gain access to thousands upon thousands of colorful pages that are way hotter than real porn. I know, I know, you are giving me the look right now, thinking that I've just sold my ass and turned my back on the hardcore content that made me who I am today, but nah, that's just a way for me to grab your attention.

Really, comics are way better than real porn simply because no real hoes get banged during the making of the release, nobody gets mad, no anal prolapses are real, and everyone gives consent. Nothing is off the charts because comic products are nothing but the fruits of someone's imagination. How cool is that? You can draw a cow milking a human and then making Swiss cheese out of it, and nobody would raise a brow. Actually, you could end up wanking off to it, and nobody would raise a brow. Anything goes, and when it comes to orgymania.net, it's so fucking big that it has already covered 99% of all existing topics.

Did I mention that the comics on orgymania.net look wicked? No? Well, everything comes in pristine resolution, and that's something you should really remember during the payment ordeal. You deserve something like this in your life. Even if you are not a die-hard fan of adult comics, you should consider unlocking orgymania.net for at least a month. Becoming a part of an adult website that boasts two decades in the biz is a fucking privilege!

The end is near

All in all, orgymania.net is a real game-changer, with features that will make your head spin and your heart race. BAM! ZOWIE! KAPOW! From the sleek design to the user-friendly interface, it's a real knockout. And the content? Fuggedaboutit. It's so good, you'll be shouting YOWZA! at your screen. Whether you're a casual browser or a hardcore enthusiast, this site has something for everyone. CRASH! BOOM! POW! So what are you waiting for? Get your butt over to orgymania.net and experience the thrill of a lifetime! SNICKT!

ThePornDude likes orgymania.net's:

Thousands upon thousands of comic pages

The site has been online for two decades

High-end releases made by different artists

ThePornDude hates orgymania.net's:

You have to pay to unlock the content