Welcomix

Welcomix.com - well, that sounds fucking hospitable! I snooped around before I chose this site, and it turned out that it was massively popular. With around 350K monthly visits, it's like a bustling digital gathering place where everyone is welcome. Everyone who's ready to spend money on a membership plan, that is. Yeah, welcomix.com is a premium website offering nothing but exclusive content, but exclusive always means hard to find, and rare things are always way hotter than easily attainable shit. Let's see what this site is really made of!

One step at a time

Hmmm, seven years in the biz! That's a fucking eternity in internet years! Welcomix.com is all about xxx comics and cartoon porn, and I bet the specific kind of content has been the site's blessing and doom. Targeting your audience is always smart, but that shit takes a hell of a lot of time and patience, so this is where we all stand up for a standing ovation, clapping our dicks against our bellies while our hands are busy scrolling around the welcomix.com. I dunno why, but I liked welcomix.com right off the bat.

The site screams Premium. The welcoming slideshows feature banging hoes with big asses and even bigger tits, and I happen to like the releases' Western style. I'm not saying that the Asian one is not cool, but you know, things tend to look a tad boring after the thousandth review. Not a single ad and not a single disturbance in the form of lazy thumbnails and amateur content.

The releases on welcomix.com boast high resolution and an incredible dose of imagination. I mean, it takes a lot of creativity to turn that Flanders idiot into a big-dicked stud! Yup, I spotted the xxx version of The Simpsons, and once that happens, you know you're never going back to laughing at Spider Pig. Too fucking bad! Moving on!

100% original and exclusive

Well, that's what welcomix.com claims in its FAQ section, along with having steamy illustrations, tales, comics, and cartoons to offer. To be quite honest with you, I've seen welcomix.com before and given it a good look, so I know that this is one of those sites that focus on quality, not giving a damn about quantity or pleasing the mainstream crowd. Ending up on the Dude's coveted list twice doesn't happen by accident, you know! The best part is that I still didn't get bored of this colorful world of fabled pricks, and I don't see it happening anytime soon.

Sixteen series in total at the time of this review. The last time I looked, and it was a year and a half ago, roughly speaking, the number was thirteen. This only means that welcomix.com is not as diligent as it should be, and that's the first major problem I have with the site. Guess you have to learn to deal with a couple of delays while messing around with a premium joint that doesn't want to jeopardize its uniqueness. Enough bullshitting and coming-up-with-the-excuses thing!

You'll love the content

What matters is that welcomix.com was wicked enough to turn The Simpsons into The Simptoons! This is where you get 29 stories in total, meaning that welcomix.com is still of a decent size. Each series presents a shitload of stories, but I'll work on that in detail after I'm done talking about Marge's gangbang after Homer's crappy game of cards. Of course, he loses, and instead of offering his own ass, he shares his busty wife with Ned, Carl, and other lucky fucks. While Homer goes "d'oh-d'oh-d'oh-d'oh-d'oh," Marge's holes go "splish-splash, splosh-splosh." Loving it!

The comic comes in wicked resolution, looking bomb even in the preview mode! You'll have no trouble deciding whether such content rocks your boat or not. Welcomix.com is one of the most informative paysites I reviewed this week. Did you know that this joint boasts 24/7 customer support?! Yup, a team of customer support agents is online around the clock, ready to help you out with the payments, memberships, filtering, and other crucial info. Pretty damn cool, but I'm not gonna let this option ruin the party. What's that Star Wars crew doing on welcomix.com?! Really now, expect your childhood dreams to come crashing down after this review.

Blockbuster comics at your disposal

Grab your lightsaber, fire up the hyperdrive, and get ready for another epic adventure in a galaxy far, far away! I fucking love that this joint shows a short summary of each of its releases, allowing everyone to see it before they continue with the payment. This time, the xxx version of Star Wars happens in a movie featuring Dark Lord Darth Focker going after the stellar slut Princess Lya of the Rebel Alliance.

Enter Duke Skysucker, the daring hero who's always up for a challenge. With his trusty lightsaber and questionable fashion choices, he's ready to take on Darth Focker's army of Stormfoockers armed with their Hasbro pistols. The Rebels put up a valiant fight, but the Stormfoockers are just too numerous and too... stormy. In a flash of blaster fire, the Rebels are defeated, and Princess Lya is taken captive. What happens next?! Make the payment, and stop asking stupid questions!

Ok, ok, I know you like my way of explaining the scenarios, so I'm gonna go with yet another classic with a horny twist. How about The Flintstoons? 14 releases this time, and one of them is about Barny's feeling lucky and deciding to go all-in in a game of poker, but uh-oh, he's got a bad hand. Looks like he's in trouble...and sure enough, Fredy comes out on top and takes all of Barny's chips. But Barny's not one to give up so easily. He suggests a rematch, with a twist - they'll bet their clothes instead of chips! And why stop there? Peble and Bamban want in on the action, too, turning it into a spicy game of strip poker. You know what?! I could spend ages reviewing this joint and never get tired of it!

Over 200 exclusive titles

This was when it dawned on me that welcomix.com uploads new stories and movies to its existing Series sections, making it look lazier than it really is. I also have to mention that this joint lets you sort things out a little bit by letting you choose the oldest and the latest releases at the top of each series section. Still, welcomix.com can't compete with its tube counterparts in terms of regular uploads.

To gain access to the site's goodies for 30 days, you have to pay $14.99/month, and that's the only plan available right now. For this petty dough, you get unique content, high-resolution illustrations, fairly regular updates, 24/7 customer support, and a site that is optimized for all devices. With crisp graphics and easy navigation, you'll be fapping your way through your daily commute. Just don't forget to keep your phone charged, or you might miss out on the punchline! Really now, I checked it out, and I claim that welcomix.com looks freaking hot on a smartphone and that scrolling is way easier.

Welcomix.com wants you to know that your payment information will be in safe hands. Their payment processor, VEROTEL, is one of the best in the industry, and it guarantees 100% secure processing. Plus, the site's got your privacy covered - any charges will appear discreetly on your credit card statement as vtsup.com*WELC, so you can relax and enjoy your purchase with peace of mind. Nobody will ever know that you've been wanking off to Lisa Simpson, dancing around the pole before sitting in Apu's rock-hard lap. Don't get me started on College Perverts and Tit-anic!

This site is a gem

Such big words don't slip off my tongue that easily. I take good care of my fans, and I don't approve of shitty sites under no circumstances! Although I'm more of a hardcore kind of guy, I had a blast reviewing welcomix.com, especially while focusing on the Series. This is where the creativity of this place really shines through, and the best part is that this kind of content does not really exist anywhere else on the web. Not in this resolution, that's for sure! If you are a fan of comics with a twist or adult animations featuring the world's most famous cartoon characters and superheroes, you are gonna love welcomix.com! Case closed!

ThePornDude likes welcomix.com's:

Unique, hot, and fun content

24/7 customer support

Lots of info on the tour page

High-definition comics and illustrations

ThePornDude hates welcomix.com's:

You have to pay to unlock the content