HeyHentai

Who needs a fancy domain name when he can just combine Hey and Hentai and blow all our minds off?! That Hey holds so much power - like an amiable greeting from your best buddy or an ultimate icebreaker. Like a chick trying to get your attention during a hectic gangbang, or a forgetful hoe that pushes your away while you are filling her cunt with seed in a "hey, I forgot to take the pill" way. Damn, one good hey goes a long way, and heyhentai.com could reach the sky after this highly-influential review! Let's see what this joint is really made of!

Redeem that offer!

Heyhentai.com is a paysite. Before you start rolling your eyes at me, think about the reasons that brought you to this review. You do know that the web is packed with free Hentai joints, but you also know that the best gifts come in fancy packaging. First of all, you won't be dealing with ads here, and secondly, you'll enjoy a sleek layout that will lead you to your kind of porn in no time. I spent some time watching the welcoming video, only to catch the vibe of this place, but what really set the good mood was the ongoing offer to get three-day access for one dollar.

That's right, you can finally binge-watch all those premium Hentai videos you've been missing out on without breaking the bank. Now, I know what you're thinking - is it worth it? Well, let me tell you, those three days might just be enough to change your mind. One minute you're watching Hentai porn in a carefree manner, and the next thing you know, you're hooked. Suddenly, you can't imagine your life without all that exclusive content and ad-free browsing! But hey, even if you decide it's not for you, at least you got three days of entertainment for just one measly dollar!

Without any further ado, I'm signing up

Let's rock and roll! Every site's dream is to have the Dude among its ranks, and I'm about to make that dream cum true for heyhentai.com! I'm doing it because of the ads-free experience and the neat language bar at the bottom of the page that offers English, Japanese, and Chinese. Heyhentai.com hasn't forgotten about the Asian freaks that gave birth to Hentai, and I don't forget about the sites that turn my writing experience into a hardcore blast!

Heyhentai.com won't appear on your bank statement. Nobody is gonna know! Still, you'll have to tell the site about your name, email address, location, and card number. I see that the only way to make the payment is to use a card (Visa, Mastercard, or Maestro). The prices are as follows - $1 for three days, $29.99 for one month, $19.99/month for three months, and $9.99/month for a yearly subscription. Before you bust that little bank of yours, I suggest you test the waters with the three-day plan.

You need to know this

If it wasn't for me to show you the way, you'd be fucking screwed! You wouldn't be able to come to any sane conclusions, and that's only because the site's tour page is lacking the oomph and basic info on the content. You can't watch shit! There are no video descriptions, a list of categories, tags, or anything of that kind. No About Us either, which gives away a vibe of a desolate, generic joint that doesn't give a fuck about first impressions.

Hentai is different. People who watch this kind of content always want something extra, preferably a feeling of belonging to a group. I would have appreciated a busy Discord group, a funny FAQ, or anything that would wake heyhentai.com from its dull slumber. You know, when websites hide the size of their library or the uploading dates, that usually means they have something to hide. This doesn't have to apply to heyhentai.com necessarily, but this mysterious shit could be a deal-breaker to anyone who is not fond of buying subscriptions on porn websites. Man, I wish this would change cuz heyhentai.com really deserves more!

On the flip side, I did see that a lot of videos on heyhentai.com were full-length releases, often hitting and exceeding the 30-minute mark. Another good news is that heyhentai.com has been around for over a decade, and that's a fucking accomplishment in the harsh xxx world where everyone is armed with at least a hundred good xxx movies. There's something that helps the site survive for that long, and I do hope that this review is gonna help it out a bit more.

I checked the site's stats, and surprisingly, monthly visits ranged from 40 to 100K in a period of three months. What's going on in here? Maybe it has something to do with its audience falling into the 25-34 age box! These fuckers are chronically out of money, busy with cubicle jobs and families, so maybe they wait for Christmas to treat themselves to a quality pastime.

This is how you write a review

So, one decade, huh?! That comes down to 120 months, and the total number of videos reaches 4K. Roughly speaking! A simple calculation reveals that heyhentai.com has been adding 35 new videos to its collection every month, on average, and that comes down to at least one video a day. Something fresh to keep your big balls brewing fresh cum batches every single day! If that ain't a cause for a celebration, I don't know what is! The next time you spot a spike in monthly visits, know that it comes as a result of my super-detailed review and a never-ending desire to solve the biggest porn mysteries of the smut world! Heyhentai.com is like a content vending machine, spitting out a new, tasty treat every single day, and you can grab a slice of that candy for one buck only!

Content-wise, I expected more. Simply put, the videos on heyhentai.com look vintage, which isn't a bad thing as it is, but one would expect 3D flying cocks and alien monsters with laser eyes from a premium Hentai joint. I'm seeing a lot of schoolgirls and awkward doctor's appointments on the first page, which only means that the content on this site is equally kinky as those on similar joints. You know Hentai! This is where everyone fucks everyone, and every fucking session comes with a weird twist. Just when you think that all the liquids have oozed out from the gaping holes, a chick starts spraying breastmilk all over the place!

Looking good on all devices

Yeah, the content is vintage, but heyhentai.com meet the standards of a modern, on-the-go wanker. No more squinting at tiny fonts or awkwardly zooming in and out - heyhentai.com is optimized for on-the-go browsing, no matter where you are. In today's fast-paced world, horny fuckers want a mobile-friendly website, and it's the downright truth. Thankfully, heyhentai.com is well aware of that fact! A website that looks good on mobile devices is like a breath of fresh air compared to cluttered and difficult-to-use sites.

Still, I need to point out that heyhentai.com's tour page looks too damn easy. I haven't spotted a single filtering tool, and I hate to break it to you, but the situation doesn't get much better in the members' view either. Well, it's Hentai! Just take what you can! What could possibly go wrong?!

You know what? The best thing you could do in such a puzzling situation is to go with that one-buck thing and simply see if this site rocks your pervy boat. Yes, I'm the almighty Dude who knows all your secrets, but I really don't want to be the one to tell you to buy or not to buy. You are not a fucking moron! Three days are more than enough for you to taste heyhentai.com's dirty waters!

Final thoughts

Heyhentai.com is not one of those sites that will blow you away with its filtering tools, extensive descriptions, or informative previews, but maybe you should not expect such an approach from a Hentai site. This kind of content looks like shit on the thumbnails, but once you start the vid, you often end up with a jaw on your floor, lying in the pool of sticky cum. You'll never know whether heyhentai.com has the cock raising potential if you don't give it a chance, and if there's one thing you should pursue in life is the big-balls energy that pushes you to try every existing option. Check heyhentai.com out!

ThePornDude likes heyhentai.com's

A clean design and no ads

This Hentai collection has over 4K videos

Regular updates

Premium content

ThePornDude hates heyhentai.com's:

The lack of filtering tools

The site is not very informative