FapHouse Hentai

Welcome back to the Faphouse, fuckers! What better place to drain your wallet and ballsack to some of the best premium porn online. Okay, so maybe you won't drain your wallet; the value is super fucking fair for what you're getting. I know you love all the real-life girls and their fresh pussies at your fingertips, but you need to dive into the Hentai category if you haven't already. Funny enough, Hentai is what a lot of the sluts that you watch love to watch whenever they're at home playing with their tight cunts. Violet Myers has even confessed numerous times to only watching Hentai porn. We all know she's one of the only pornstars embodying a real-life waifu. You've got to love her, but the animated chicks are even hotter. I know because I've been stuck in this category for the last four fucking hours before writing this shit. If there's some rare disease that makes perverts jerk off repeatedly, I think I finally got it. It's all thanks to Faphouse's Hentai Category.

Now and then, you come across a porn website that really does it for you. Lately, I've been on this obsessive Hentai kick. So, I figured, why not take advantage of this premium membership and fap to as many Hentai sluts as possible? So that's when I thought you fuckers would want to know what it's like. Either you're thinking about subscribing, or you just want to look through the window like the pervert I know you are. Still, either way, I'll give you an accurate review on how fapworthy this shit is. If you already have a membership, I don't know why you haven't seen this shit yet, because out of all the premium sites that are lame as fuck, this category might actually make this shit worth it. I'll be breaking down the pros and cons, as well as telling you some of my favorite big-titted Hentai sluts that helped me redecorate my screen. By the end of the review, you'll know exactly what you're getting into and why this shit is Porn Dude-approved!

First Look

If you haven't been paying attention, you'll learn quickly that when you pull this shit up that it's not fucking free. However, Faphouse has a history of being a porn site worth your money. They usually keep their monthly fees around ten dollars, so about the price of Netflix. The only thing is, Netflix will have movies with sex scenes, and they may even have anime, but they sure won't be fucking like in the Hentai category on Faphouse. Also, Faphouse isn't going to give you parodies like Family Guy, The Simpsons, or any of the other mainstream cartoons. A lot of porn websites don't know the fucking difference between Hentai and animated porn and usually stick a bunch of 3D videos together and label it as "Hentai." On Faphouse, they stick true to the definition with Japanese Hentai releases from studios such as Fuck Me Like A Monster and My Hentai Porn. Those are the most popular studios with the most fapworthy videos with titles like "Hentai of Land Lust" and "Megachu," with editions one through three.

Believe me, I could barely survive the tight grip of my wet pocket pussy while watching this shit. If you thought the wet pussy was good in your usual fap rotation, wait til you see these bitches cream. These fuckers know something about making the best Hentai porn on the planet. It's like watching Naruto, except everyone eventually gets naked. Faphouse is also known for having a simple design that points you straight to the action. Some of you fuckers have super specific tastes, so if you can't find what you're looking for, Faphouse has amazing video filtering. You see videos through features like popular, newest, 4K, and even longer videos. For someone who likes to fap anywhere and everywhere, you'll love the mobile site that doesn't compromise quality for your dick's convenience. Plus, videos are added daily, so it's not like other premium sites where you could see the same shit for days until they upload again. Fuck that shit!

The Pros

Before you subscribe, Faphouse knows you probably want to fap a little to see what you're getting into. They don't even turn fuckers away. Instead, they offer free previews. Why the fuck doesn't every porn site do this? You can see for yourself, but if you watch enough videos, you might actually blow your wad, even if you're just checking it out. Say you do decide to buy; it really doesn't get any fucking better than this. There are over six hundred studio uploads daily, including the Hentai episodes. You can access over seven hundred titles in the Hentai category at ten dollars a month. If that's your shit already, it's like fap heaven. Of course, you can always narrow your searches with amazing video filters to help you find exactly what your boner needs.

One of the best features that many of you will probably use more than anything is the downloads. Downloads are super useful if you have hard-drive space. If you're one of those fuckers prepping for the end of the world, and you don't want to lose access to your porn, you need this shit. Plus, you never know when the internet might go down, and if you have your favorite Hentai movies on deck, you don't have to worry about the end of the world or any of that lame-ass shit. Everyone knows when shit hits the fan; many of us will just keep doing what we've always done; fap, fap, fap. Come on, it is the Faphouse, after all. What else are you supposed to fucking do? Overall, with full-length episodes, free downloads, previews, and an amazing value for the price, you and your dick will be thanking me later after you've jizzed to thirty different Hentai sluts titty-fucking a monster.

The Cons & Recommendations

There are not many negatives to say about Faphouse's Hentai category. Of course, some of you fuckers might be all about free porn, and that's something I can understand. For some of you, it doesn't matter how good it is; you always find a way to get this shit for free. Hey, power to you and your cock, but one thing we could both agree on is that the reason you do that is mostly because other websites have more videos. I'm not saying over seven hundred titles isn't a lot, but I think there are more cartoon studios that many people want to fap to. Even though it's not "Hentai," per se, many people want to see their favorite cartoons fucking each other. I get that one hundred percent; you can't tell me you've never wanted to see the Mystery Gang from Scooby Doo fucking each other. Leave the dog out of it, of course. Still, occasionally I lube up and watch animated porn episodes of Shaggy spreading Velma's legs to look for clues. While that's happening, Daphne is convinced that the ghost is in Fred's pants.

Many of you fuckers would like to see more of that here. Faphouse focuses more on original content and probably wouldn't get away with doing shit like that. That's just why I know a lot of you fuckers going on other sites; you're mostly just trying to re-create some fantasy of a hot cartoon character. In my opinion, the bitches here on Faphouse are way more seductive than any cartoon slut you can think of. There's just something about how huge their tits are and how fat their pussies are compared to the sluts in your average porno. Ultimately, it's all up to personal preference and what you expect going into this fap. Don't expect to buy this shit thinking you'll get a parody of your favorite cartoon. If anything, it'll be close to your favorite anime. If you're into that shit, there's probably definitely a character you've always dreamed of tit-fucking.

Final Thoughts

The titty fucking is what does it for me every time. I wish I could take my casting couch to wherever these chicks live to rest my cock between their tits as they go up and down. Unfortunately, as much as I fap, I probably still wouldn't even last ten seconds. Damn, if I'm being honest, it was hard to hold my load in the whole time while watching these lucky bastards getting a tit-job. From the amount of cum all over my computer and sticky hands, this category is clearly Porn Dude-approved. Although they could use more titles that fit the cartoon realm, I don't think cartoon chicks get any hotter than the bitches with melons like these. I could keep going on and on about it, but instead, I'm just going to get my money's worth and keep fapping until my dick starts to hurt. You've probably been there before, and if you buy this shit, you'll catch up to me in no time. This shit is just too fucking addicting. Happy Fapping, perverts!

+ Full-Length Episodes for members

+ Previews

+ Good value For the price

+ Great Video Filters

+ Downloads

-       Premium Only

-       Could use more videos from other Hentai studios