Hentai.com

My friends, I’ve reviewed a fuck tonne of porn sites over the years. Many of them have had URLs as snappy as my local Dominatrix when I try to utter my safe word, others are as long as my cock after a 12-hour porn marathon. However, few of them come close to the domain name of the porn site I will review today.

This morning started the same as most, logging onto my cum-splattered computer to kick off yet another day of adventures through the wild world of online porn as an ex-pornstar wraps her lips around my battle-hardened cock. Suddenly, my latest porn mission fell on my lap: Reviewing a site called Hentai.com!

It’s the kind of URL that most people only had the chance to buy during the early days of the internet when, like crypto, everyone said that the .com craze was a bubble that would burst at any moment. However, I have to admit that I felt some nervousness in my excitement at reviewing this site.

Would Hentai.com have what it takes to impress my porn-loving mind with the greatest wonders of cartoon porn? Or, would it do the opposite and disgrace its enviable URL and make us feel like an upper-class family watching their Harvard-bound daughter take a dick up her prolapsed ass after discovering the porn clip she had spontaneously decided to star in rather than attend her prestigious university? (You made the right choice, Stephanie! That asshole was built for fucking!)

There’s only one way to find out! Keep reading to discover the delightfully sticky answer as we go deeper into Hentai.com than a slimy black tentacle goes into an 18-year-old Japanese girl’s cunt before filling her tiny stomach with gallons of sci-fi cum!

What is Hentai.com?

‘’What’s Hentai.com?’’ What the fuck do you think it is, man? This is the internet’s prime real estate space for presenting the wonderful world of cartoon porn that is Hentai. Whether you’re on mobile or desktop, this website promises to provide a plethora of Hentai games, online porn games, and interactive cartoon smut experiences to tantalize any cartoon-porn lover’s dick!

On its homepage, Hentai.com pledges to provide its users with every form of Hentai they could ever wish for, whether it’s the old-school type of Hentai coming out of Asia or the reinvented form that is easier to digest for the western audience.

In addition to its games, videos, and other traditionally-formatted content, Hentai.com is also home to a thriving online store stocked with imported sex toys from Japan that can be used to make your Hentai masturbation all the more pleasurable, not to mention authentic, you goddamn weeb!

Oh, and it’s important to note that Hentai.com is a paid site. However, prices are lower than your average premium porn site, and full-access membership can be as little as $9.95 a month when buying membership months in advance.

Ok, that’s the gist of the site out of the way. A URL as straightforward as this doesn’t need much explaining, but I can’t be sure how many of you have melted your minds to hours of porn today. So thought I’d offer a helping hand to those who are currently babbling and jerking off to episode 221 of ‘’Become tentacle, destroy the town and humiliate girls!’’ Yes, that’s the literal translation!

In the next section, I want to bring you face first into what this site has to offer a Hentai porn enthusiast and whether it truly lives up to its name or disappoints us and does the complete opposite!

What Content can you find on Hentai.com?

If you’re wondering what kind of smut can be found on here, then the answer is Hentai, Hentai, and more fuckin’ Hentai! However, it’s far deeper than that. So, allow me to introduce you to some of the highlights to be found in the tentacle and cum-strewn annals of this site!

●     Chess & Fuck - This Hentai game would make Andrew Tate’s father cum in his pants. It’s a chess-style game where, instead of facing nerds, you meet sexually audacious Hentai sluts, and when you win, the rewards are inherently sexual and, well, very fuckin’ rewarding!

●     A Portfolio of Upscaled Hentai Videos - Ever watched an old-school Hentai movie but found its shit video quality too much to handle? Hentai.com uses AI to restore Hentai classics to make them look like they were made yesterday. This is badass!

●     Hentai Interactive - Hentai is fantastic, but it can sometimes feel lacking in some areas, right? This is especially true when it comes to interactivity. But Hentai.com offers an insanely innovative form of cartoon porn that connects to a Bluetooth Fleshlight-style device that then works in sync with your favorite Hentai to make your cock feel as if it’s in the scene and balls deep in the cartoon cunt of the seductive Hentai whores you love. The future is now, my horny friends!

The Design of the Site

Remember when I said this is the kind of URL you’d only find for sale in the early days of the internet? Well, I hopped on Wayback Machine to see just how far this site’s domain name goes back and discovered it was first used in late 1998. Fucking hell, this thing is a damn antique, and it’s crazy to think that Hentai porn fans are jerking off to this site who weren’t even born when it was first made live!

Hentai.com has undoubtedly undergone a series of ownership changes in the past 25 years. And while this is an ancient site, the design of Hentai.com is the complete opposite and is an overall modern, sleek, and forward-thinking design.

To look at it properly, let’s start with its logo. Hentai.com uses a professionally-made logo that is worthy of going on a t-shirt and wearing it to a family event to disappoint even more of your relatives. It features the site’s URL in a sleek font and incorporates a cock into the letter A. I love it!

After the logo is the site’s main menu, which comprises six links to site areas like Hentai games, videos, Doujin comics, the site’s official store, and an exclusive Hentai sims-style game that the site is clearly very proud of. After the menu, a duo of buttons lets you log in or sign up for an account on the site.

The site then sums up what it’s all about in a stylish banner image with the site’s name and mission overlaid on a portfolio of Hentai comics. This is followed by a badass and fast-paced slideshow of the site’s finest content that truly gets your cock tingling in your pants (if you’re even wearing any).

At the bottom of the homepage is a handy drop-down menu of frequently asked questions about the site. It summarizes the site’s mission, how it differs from other Hentai sites, and the benefits of using it for all your cartoon porn needs.

What I Like Most About it

Ok, where to start? This is a bastion of varied content that any Hentai-loving kinkster will go downright fuckin’ wild over. From porn games like Chess & Fuck and Lust of the Apartment Wives to iconic Doujin comics and videos spanning a wide range of Hentai from old-school smut to the latest cutting-edge 3D and VR experiences, you’ll struggle to get bored here.

The site boasts an exceptional design too, and navigating it is as pleasurable as a 48-hour Hentai marathon that turns your cock as red as the cheeks of the teen slut you’re jerking off to!

I’ve mentioned it often, but that URL is enough to make any online nerd cream his fuckin’ pants! At this point, I know all of the jocks have left, and it’s probably just the Hentai nerds reading. So, my fellow weebs, how badass is that domain name?

I also love how Hentai.com has a dedicated online store for Hentai lovers to stock up on a handful of authentic Japanese sex toys and lube to add an extra edge and authenticity to their masturbation sessions. Sure, it’s not the most well-stocked Hentai store in the world, but it’s still a nice feature!

What I Don’t Like

If I had to pick out one of my main issues with the site, it would be a lack of a dedicated ‘’about us’’ page. The site does a solid job of summing up what makes it unique via the FAQ at the bottom of the homepage, but there’s still a lot more that could be covered on a dedicated page.

Suggestions I Have for Hentai.com

Create an ‘’about us’’ page that gives people who are really into the site all of the juicy details behind it. For example, what’s the backstory of the site, who is behind it, and how have things advanced and changed since 1998? Yeah, it’s nerdy shit, but this is a Hentai site. Nerdy is your bread and butter!

Conclusion

Overall, Hentai.com is a must-visit website for anyone lusting for Hentai, but it’s equally ideal for those just dipping their toes in the wild world of cartoon porn. From badass porn games to erection-inducing adult comics and videos, you can’t go wrong with this site!

Pros

●     A vast range of Hentai in various formats, from comics and videos to porn games

●     A well-established Hentai site with a more than enviable domain name

●     An exceptional design that makes navigation a breeze

●     It boasts a dedicated online store stocked with authentic Japanese sex toys

Cons

●     Not much background info on this long-running site