XYZComics

Remember the iconic “Comic Book Guy” character from The Simpsons? You know, the fat, pony-tail sporting nerd whose life revolved around a sticky comic book store in the ass-end of Springfield? Well, imagine that guy bending Marge over and fucking her up the ass as Homer watches from the corner and jerks his big yellow dick!

“But Porn Dude, Matt Groening would never!” I hear you cry. Well, when it comes to Hentai, Matt Groening has no power. These artists do whatever the fuck they want, whether it’s creating perverted versions of The Simpsons and other iconic cartoons to covering some of the most taboo acts imaginable that even a back-alley Czech porn startup wouldn’t touch with a barge pole.

Yep, porn comics are fun. A lot of fuckin’ fun! It never ceases to amaze me how strong porn comics remain in an era where 4K porn, interactive cam sex shows, and even virtual reality smut are all within the grasp of someone with a little surplus cash in their pocket. But you can’t beat the old school, and porn comics are unrivalled in their ability to drag readers down a visually-thrilling rabbit hole of filth that feels too good to pull yourself out of.

This is one of the reasons I’ve made reviewing porn comics one of my top porn priorities over the years, as I feel it’s a niche genre of porn that everybody should explore. However, I’d hate for someone dipping their toe in the water of porn comics to end up dissuaded by visiting a shit example of an adult comic website and never returning, so I’m here to make sure that doesn’t happen!

How? By reviewing every goddamn last porn comic book site on this sticky earth to keep you informed about which ones are worth jizzing all over the virtual pages and, like your grandma finding your collection of bestiality porn comics, which ones are an experience best avoided!

Today, we head into the realm of Xyzcomics.com. This is a site that’s come highly recommended to me and is one that some of my buddies claim can empty your balls in the space of a few comics. But I’ll be the judge of that!

This review goes page to page through Xyzcomics.com to see what it has to offer and whether it can join the comic porn hall of fame or if it’ll be banished to the virtual BDSM dungeons of the internet to be subjected to an eternity of cock and ball torture! Actually, that might be hard to do to a website… but that’s the IT department’s problem now!

Anyway, let’s begin!

What is Xyzcomics.com?

Xyzcomics.com is a porn comic magazine covering everything from Hentai smut to 3D porn publications. Founded in 2013, this decade-old site is well-established and has amassed an armoury of porn comics for you to read until you go cross-eyed with lust!

If you’re wondering just how many comics this site offers, its current boast is more than 18,000. Holy fuck, that’s a lot of smut! But the question still remains, is it any good? Let’s take a look at this site’s porn portfolio next!

What’s the Content Like on Xyzcomics.com?

With over 18,000 comics on offer, it’s impossible for Xyzcomics.com not to have some gems hidden amongst its sticky pages. However, if you’re someone limited in time and trying to get the short and sweet of this site as fast as possible, allow me to help you out!

Next, I want to introduce you to some of the site's highlights after searching through all 18,000 comics on offer. Prepare yourself because things can get quite taboo on this site!

●     Flag Girls - When two busty blonde sluts sunbathe in Confederate Flag bikinis, they’re confronted by a group of black men who don’t take kindly to their provocative outfits. What they do take kindly to, however, is their smoking hot bodies. One thing leads to another, and these girls are used like cheap sex dolls. Naturally, they soon ditch their outdated outfits for a Bimbo-style crop top that reads “BBC Only!”. These girls soon forget what the Confederacy even means, but I guess overdosing on black cock will do that to you!

●     Good Women Corrupted at the Convent School - Damn, these nuns are just trying to do the right thing and provide some basic education for 18-year-olds from housing projects and troubled families. Instead, these tough-ass students corrupt her, bending her over her desk and fucking her up the ass in a public display of sheer humiliation. Class dismissed!

●     Little Red Riding In The Hood - Man, I fucking love this title! This filthy porn comic follows the adventures of a well-educated redhead from a wealthy background who hangs around sleazy street corners in a black neighbourhood, hoping to get picked up and fucked hard. She isn’t waiting long, and this posh pussy is soon fucked in a messy trap house and sent back to her rich parents dripping with black cum. Hey, everyone needs a hobby!

The Design of the Site

Xyzcomics.com uses a basic template that you can find on many other porn comic sites. However, in a strong case of if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it, this theme does the job it sets out to do and displays the site’s comics very well.

Xyzcomics.com welcomes users in with a dominating logo in the site's main header. It’s made up of a metallic blue and pink logo and somewhat reminds me of an old-school porn site logo from the early noughties. It fits the whole comic book vibe well, so I’m a fan! Also, the logo has a tagline summarising the site that reads, “adult XXX porn comix”. You can’t get any clearer than that!

The main menu follows the logo and comprises eight links leading to the homepage, popular categories, tags, and a dropdown list of third-party porn sites. Below this is a red bar that hosts a submenu home to a night and day mode button, a switch to view the latest comments, and the ubiquitous search bar to seek out any specific comics you may be looking for.

The porn comic portfolio is displayed on the homepage in rows of four thumbnail images. A featured image makes up most of these; a sliding title appears when you hover over them. After clicking on the comic you want to read, all digitised pages are displayed in a gallery format and pop up in an interior window that you can then use to navigate from page to page.

What I Like Most About it

Look, this site has 18,000 comic books on offer, catering to a huge range of porn fetishes. You can’t complain about that, right? Overall, I was impressed by this site's content, and it was hard to get bored exploring this perverted lil’ library of gorgeous filth!

Whilst some Hentai and porn comic sites fail hard when designing a logo, Xyzcomics.com has done a solid job. The logo is attractive and welcomes users to the site well. Not only does it match the site’s theme, but it also has a straight-to-the-point tagline informing people about what the site does.

The site also has a convenient button that lets you switch it from day to night mode, which is perfect for porn comic readers who like to catch up on their favourite smut at the crack of dawn or under the covers at night!

What I Don’t Like

Ok, so this is where Xyzcomics.com fucks up. The site might have great content on offer, but it needs to improve the entire reading experience with poorly-placed third-party ads that make it impossible to see comics properly and read them in peace. Not cool.

Also, there’s not much detail on the comics themselves. Aside from tags, most of them lack anything in the way of description or artist. So, if you find yourself falling in love with a particular Hentai creator or 3D porn comic artist and want to see more of their work, you’ll most likely find yourself shit out of luck, my friend.

Suggestions I Have for Xyzcomics.com

A site needs to make revenue, and I get the need for ads. But don’t do it like this, Xyzcomics.com. People come to this site with the sole aim of jacking off to the visual adventures in your porn comics. Don’t thrust annoying-ass ads in their face like an unwanted dick in the prison showers and make it impossible to read the comics on offer. If your users can’t use the site as intended, they’ll just go somewhere else, and another, better-run Hentai site will be the one getting most of your traffic.

Also, put more effort into adding a background to the comics. I want to see a summary of the storyline before I browse through the pages to determine if this content will make my dick hard as a rock or as soft as butter. At the moment, navigating this library of porn comics feels more drawn-out and tedious than it needs to be.

Conclusion

Xyzcomics.com has an impressive library of porn comics, that’s for sure, and an 18K-strong portfolio is nothing to sniff at. Its ad placements and lack of data on the comics themselves, however, are.

Until Xyzcomics.com works to fix these problems, it will struggle to stand toe to toe with the many better-run porn comic websites out there. Speaking of which, that’s where I’m going to go for all of my Hentai needs. Sorry, Xyzcomics.com, but those ads just made it impossible to read!

Pros

●     A serious portfolio of over 18,000 porn comics on offer

●     A badass site logo that sums up the site in one glance

●     A convenient button that switches the site between night and day mode

Cons

●     Annoying ads make it impossible to read the comics in peace

●     Most comics lack any written description or background info