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There are enough reasons to love erotic comics I could write an entire book on the subject, and perhaps one day, I will. Who would be better qualified to pen such a work? Comics unlock our imaginations in ways few other mediums can. For me, reading vanilla erotic comics seems like a giant waste of time. Vanilla content isn't where erotic comics shine. If I want to see ordinary everyday missionary sex, I’ll watch it in real life. When reading a porn comic, I want to see something morally objectionable and quantitatively disturbing.

Squirrel Pussy

It’s hard to sell live-action porn where a retarded dude with one leg and crossed eyes spends his days capturing and raping the local squirrel population in his neighborhood. Even the most fucked up and mentally disturbed of porn studios will struggle to justify the creation of that narrative in live-action porn. Flogging, blood play, and cock and ball torture are fine, but the waters get muddied when you start mixing in mental illness and zoophilia.

People don’t question the moral standards of erotic animations as they do live actors. That's why adult animated comedies exist. Dark humor is easier to swallow when delivered by cute cartoon characters, especially animals.

Drug-addicted horses are much funnier than drug-addicted humans. That's why laughing at "Bojack Horseman" is easier than "Traffic." Brian's drinking problem on "Family Guy" is a riot compared to the heroin addictions seen in “Requiem for a Dream.” You have to be a cold motherfucker to laugh at that shit. But to be fair, I am a cold motherfucker.

Given the lack of limits placed on animations, there are many prospects for increased ingenuity in comic porn. Unfortunately, for live porn, it can only go so far, not only because of the moral implications of bestiality but also due to the limitations of a porn star's acting abilities.

As much as we all value our favorite porn stars and enjoy their many skills, they all have the same weakness: porn stars are shit at acting. It doesn't matter how clever and engrossing a porn script is. Who the fuck is going to adequately capture the characters? Kimmy Granger has a vice-grip vagina and an alluring anus. Still, I don’t think she has the acting chops for a dramatic, heroin-related porn role.

Maximum Effort

That's why we have websites like Mult Porn. They assist the most perverted of us who require extreme stimulation to get a rock-hard boner. Mult Porn maintains a sprawling archive of unsettling porn comics that can take your perverted little minds anywhere they want to go. It's a good thing humans aren't telepathic. I'd hate to know what goes on in my reader's heads, and I'd hate for them to know what goes on in mine.

Mult Porn keeps the web design simple. They're not using the latest 3-D virtual reality tech, so why go crazy with the web design? The main menu is up top and contains the options Home, Comics, Manga, Pictures, Rule 63, Gay, Hentai pictures, Games, Video, GIF, Humor, Best, Random, New, and Search.

The content displayed on the front page is split into eight categories that are as follows: Updates, Updated comics, Hentai manga, Comics characters, New comics, Random comics, Pictures, Hentai manga, and Games.

As you scroll through the thumbnails on the front page, you'll discover how much ground the place covers. I spy every variant of human, animal, and mythical creature getting their orifices blown out by all manner of human, animal, and mythical creature. Plus, let's not forget about parodies of existing cartoons, video games, and movies. Simply put, if something has holes, it's getting fucked on Mult Porn.

Just look at some of these titles: "Drunk Kitties," "Teenage Kraken," "Oh My Frog," "Dennis Mitchell," (also known as Dennis the Menace) "Alien," (Yes. That Alien) "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Slut From Channel," "Gargoyles," and "American Dad."

The Good Shit

Let's check out some of the most popular content on Mult Porn to get an idea of what people are up to. I'm seeing quite the mix of debauchery and sin around here. The first video to greet me on the best of page is a "My Little Pony" themed piece titled "Display of passion."

I didn't know ponies could have a donk, but apparently, they can. Nor did I know ponies enjoy anal sex. I guess you learn something new every day. According to the author, this comic started as a "quick and simple comic-making practice." However, it grew in complexity over time and eventually garnered quite the following. Now, two years later, he is releasing the full version for perverts all over the world to jerk off to. This is how comic authors make a name for themselves.

The second most popular comic is a Zelda-themed comic called "A Linkle to the past." The game Zelda is no stranger to porn parodies, but I must say that this is one of the best illustrated. I particularly enjoyed the anatomical cutaways during the ample sex scenes.

I love seeing Link's dick kiss the princess's cervix. And from what I can tell from her facial expression, so does the princess. One day I'll have to attach a Go Pro camera to my dick and get this footage in real life.

Of course, Link isn't the only one getting in on the action. The assorted beasts and ghouls Link is supposed to be slaying throw their hats into the ring, also. This bitches pussy is getting torn to shreds by every cock in a two-mile radius. I hope she has medical insurance... and a God to pray to.

The Jackrabbit Master

Things stay weird as we move on to the third most popular comic: A Sparring Session. While the title doesn't allude to the fact, "A Sparring Session" is set in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe.

I couldn't imagine having my pelvis pounded by fucking Sonic the Hedgehog. I bet he gives new meaning to the term jackrabbiting. The dude must hump at a million miles an hour. There is no way he could be a two-pump chump. His RPM levels are too high. Or should I call them HPMs?

Pussies in the Sonic the Hedgehog universe must be made from the same material as Captain America's shield or Wonder Woman's bracelets. They can really take a beating. Does sonics sperm move at super speeds? If so, a bitches eggs don't stand a chance. If I was him, I'd use my super speed to surgically implant an IUD in a bitch before I go balls deep. Sonic spends too much time saving the world to worry about raising children.

I must admit that despite the variety the top three most popular comics provide, I did not see a "Hey, Arnold" parody taking the fourth spot. As far as cartoon characters go, the ones on "Hey, Arnold" aren't particularly attractive. The bitch with the pink bow is downright ugly. I used to fantasize about a lot of different cartoon characters as a young man, but the bitches in "Hey, Arnold" were not included.

While this wasn't a comic I'd been waiting to see, I must admit that the narrative is pretty good. It starts with a group sex scene that gets everyone involved. I wish I had these kinds of friends back in the day. I bet you do too. Shit. I bet you wish you had them now.

That brings us to the ever-popular "Teen Titans." There isn't a comic porn site on earth without a healthy supply of "Teen Titan" parodies. Who doesn't want to watch a young Batman be cucked by Robin and Cat Woman? That's some savage shit.

I love the title of this edition: "Barely EighTeen Titans." It wastes no time getting to the action. Who the fuck needs an engaging storyline when there is fucking to be had. In fact, there is so much fucking happening that "Barely eighTeen Titans" had to be split into two parts.

In the first part, some green dude destroys some bitches pussy. I don't keep track of names. However, in the second edition, Robin gets a hand in and fucks a cat bitch. I never expected Robin to be so well-endowed. The dude is packing heat in those tights. I don't know where he hides it when fighting crime.

Porn comics are universally popular throughout the world. If you're unacquainted, visit Mult Porn to find out for yourself why they're so popular.

I'm really struggling to come up with something to complain about. There are no annoying ads, finding comics is a cinch, and the quality is terrific. I wish more porn comic sites were organized as such.

I know you fucks want to see what Sonics cock looks like, so why deny yourself the pleasure?

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