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What about the combo of porn and comics makes them so potent? It's like peanut butter and jelly, Ebert, and Roper, or Kid-n-Play. On paper (pun intended), I wouldn’t expect them to be such powerful thirst traps, but in reality, they are fucking fantastic. The plots are engrossing, the art meticulous, and the sexual encounters arousing. You can pull off a lot of shit in comics that can’t be done in live-action porn. Where else can I watch a thick version of Scooby from the Scooby Doo cartoons ride a ghost pussy while Shaggy masturbates in the corner? I’m not getting that kind of exhilarating content from real actors.

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Have you ever seen a live woman have her organs emancipated by a dick with scissors glued to it? How about Luigi with an evolving Pokemon up his ass tearing his colon in two while jizz flies out his cock tip? Or Buzz Lightyear tying his cock around the throat of Bambi and hanging her off a dresser while three smurfs simultaneously fuck her deer pussy? Of fucking course not. That kind of gem can only be found in comics.

Comics take all the fucked up shit swirling around in your perverted little minds and illustrates them on paper. Perhaps you don’t want to acknowledge that you think about what kind of dinosaurs Fred Flintstone fucks, but porn comic authors certainly do. What you call shame, porn comic writers call inspiration. It's a totally new way of thinking. These artists couple the worst parts of their brains and the hand they draw with. Fuck forgiving sin. That's what I call doing the Lord's work.

It is this connection that brings us titles like “Brownie Clop - Tinval VS Horse Daddy,” “Nauyaco - Guilty! Judy and Nick Go to Jail (Zootopia),” “Albo - Space Brothel,” “Kadath - Interspecies Diplomacy Special Edition,” “TR Box - Lola's Adventure (Space Jam),” “I can not believe that my Sister has Agreed to Record a Sex Video with Me” and “Loimu - A Game of Log.” So much reading material. I thought I would never read again after high school. I might have to retire early, move into the woods, and never leave the swamp again except to retrieve packages of new comics.

What the fuck am I saying? I don’t need to order physical copies of porn comics and wait five years for those motherfuckers to show up. I don't have that kind of time and patience. My manhood demands immediate gratification and has no concept of planning for the future. Fortunately, that’s why the internet was invented. I don't have the wherewithal to organize my comic porn collection as well as the site LA Comics has. I don't have enough bookshelves. There might not be enough bookshelves on planet earth.

LA Comics only care about one thing, evacuating the jizz from their reader's balls. To assist in that effort, they've collected the best and most twisted porn comics the planet has to offer.

This. Is. Spartan

The design of LA Comics is exceedingly spartan. The main menu has only four options: Home, 3D Porn Comics, Search bar, and a Link to everyone's favorite porn review specialist.

Down the left side is a navigational menu with the options Register, Log in, 3D porn comics, Adult comics, Crazy dad 3D, Furry, Hentai, Incest, Interracial, Jab Comix, Melkor Mancin, Milf toon, Mom son, Parody, Porn games, Shemale, Tufos, and Y3DF.

Thumbnails on the front page are organized by the most recently added. Content is added every day, so make sure you visit often. I'd hate for you to miss out on the latest incest furry porn. I know that's your favorite, guys.

Comics might be an old porn medium, but that doesn't mean they don't benefit from the advancement of technology. If you need proof, check out the 3D comics section. Everything here is computer animated in the finest HD. It would appear that 3D comic authors love incest, so I imagine my readers will spend a lot of time here. As much as I hate to admit it, you fucks love the thought of banging your mom. The only thought you love more is turning your annual family reunion into a jizz caked orgy. Sometimes I hate you motherfuckers. I hope you know that.

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Take "Mr. Foxx - Mom Son," for example. First off, the animation is immaculate. Guys, forty years ago could have never imagined the quality comics would reach. Pull up this comic and zoom in on the mother's pussy. You can count the individual pubic hairs. I can even see the sweat building along her neckline. This shit is as real as it gets.

Praying to Frog

Of course, things get a lot more twisted than a bit of incest. "Oh, My Frog," answers a question no one thought to ask. What would it be like if an anthropomorphized frog fucked young teens? According to this comic, it's a great fucking time.

I can sort of get it. Frogs have powerful legs, and every alpha male knows that a proper thrust starts in the legs, moves through the core, and ends at the cock. That's why I wake up and do squat thrusts every morning. I must keep my instrument tuned to fuck as often as I do.

I do have to call out some of the anatomical inconsistencies, though. Real frogs have a cloaca. Cloacas are common among lizards, amphibians, and birds. You can think of them as the cafetorium of orifices. It's one hole that handles everything: Jizz, eggs, piss, and shit.

I do have to give credit to this frog for doing his research. The front cover features the frog reading a human anatomy book. I'd hate for a frog to enter a sexual encounter with a human, unaware of how large our cocks can get. I'm surprised the frog lived to tell his tale. My cock would atomize a frog like a nuclear explosion on Bikini Atoll.

Gash Bandicoot

You'll find plenty of porn parodies on LA Comics covering everything from cartoons and movies to video games and other comics. "Grey Impaction - Coco, the Helper" is based on the classic video game Crash Bandicoot. I can't say that I remember getting aroused while playing Crash Bandicoot back in the day, but that doesn't mean I can't start.

You fucks will be glad to know that this title includes incest. Things start with a sister coming home to find her brother fucking his mom. Needless to say, this horrifies the poor sister... but not for long. She can't help but get wet and join in on the fun. Fortunately, the mother and son team are more than willing to invite her onto the couch. I had no idea that bandicoot could have such massive tits. Now I know, and I won't forget it for a long time. That shit is burned into my memory.

Giant G-Spot

I couldn't help but click "ZZZ Comics - AGW: Early Days" when I saw how giant these bitches are. They go beyond being Amazonian. These cunts must be fifteen or twenty feet tall. Their tits are the size of exercise balls.

I know the first thing I would do if I ran into a few ladies as large as these. I'd grab a flashlight and stick my whole head in their pussies. I want to study the anatomy up close. I want to count the folds and wrinkles in a bitch. I want to meet the G-spot face to face. I want to directly lick a cunts G-spot and give her an orgasm she never thought possible.

I don't care what it takes. I'll wear a snorkel if I have to. There is no time to come up for air when your sucking on the G-Spot. I don't think a bitch would let me out even if I wanted to escape. At least not until she came a few times.

I can only imagine how big a twenty-foot woman's clit is. It would probably feel like sucking a dick, which would bother me for a second, but only a second. The moment I heard the bitch cry out in pleasure, those thoughts would leave my head. I'm not stopping until this giantess is completely exhausted.

LA Comics knows what men want to see and delivers it by the truckload. They'll have you coming back, again and again, to see what's been added. Nerds may never leave their houses again. Every comic character you've ever wanted to see naked is represented here.

My sole complaint about LA Comics is the bright white background. It would be easy to change the color to something more retina-friendly.

Do you want to suck on a giant cunts G-spot? If so, LA Comics has what you need.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Daily updates

+Both illustrated and computer-animated content

+Original concepts

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-Bright background