BestPornComix

Where do you find the best porn comics? Best Porn Comix! Where else would it fucking be? Picture this, a treasure chest of illustrated Goddesses where the pussy looks better and wetter than in real life. If you thought the hub had some unexpected encounters, you'd be surprised how quickly ordinary situations turn into extraordinary sex adventures. A simple trip to the grocery store can turn into fucking the town whore, and let me tell you, she's flexible as fuck. If you've still not seen The Incredibles porn comics, you're missing out on how fat the pussy is, especially in the suits. I wish more chicks dressed like that and didn't mind going out with an obvious camel toe; isn't that the equivalent of a boner in public for chicks? Either way, you've got many more MILFs to fap to than just a breedable Helen Parr. There's a reason they didn't show the love-making scene in Beauty and the Beast; it turns out the beast she was in love with was what was in his pants.

They should make an edit of me fucking these sluts. Damn, if only the Disney chicks were real, I could've had them on my casting couch by now. I'm not saying this shit is better than watching lesbians going at it on the hub or just a good Jules Jordan hardcore scene. If you just need to bust a nut, this might not be the best thing for you, especially if you're in a hurry hiding in a bathroom somewhere trying to fap. Say you have some time to edge yourself, then I'd stay on this website for a good hour to see where your mind can take you as you fap and scroll through these stories. It's probably not what you had in mind, right? That's what fucking chicks do; read erotic shit and play with their pussies. You can play with your pussy if you have one, but for most of you fuckers, take out your nine irons and lube up. You use your imagination when you fap in the shower, right? This will help you out, and trust me, when you see how fat the tits and pussy are compared to that lame slut you've been fucking, you won't even call her again.

First Look

Now that your cock is standing at attention, what's the first thing you're clicking on? When you load up Best Porn Comix, you get a menu bar with genres such as Hentai, 3D, Interracial, and Cartoon galleries. You can search up those Disney sluts, or you can just see where your dick takes you. The home page shows some of the latest and updated comics. They have the latest and greatest scenarios you wish would happen to you in real life; for example, you're in the hospital, and your nurse is trying to resist touching your cock. Who wouldn't want that slut as a nurse? She's practically begging her patient to fuck her, and it's these kinds of stories that will make you cum like you're watching it happen. Who said you needed videos? Fuck that shit. What about those taboo cartoons where the stepmom does everything she can so you can stumble in on her naked?

Any situation that has made you wonder if it would be a good porn scene is probably here. Still, this site doesn't have to hire pornstars to look like your favorite Disney character. These days, all it takes is some nerd who knows more about animation than how to get pussy, and boom, you've got the porn sequel to The Incredibles. This time they're saving the say through multiple orgasms, and Helen Parr knows how to serve up some justice with her fat ass smashing any cock that comes her way. Each gallery you click on will have you skimming and stroking your cock like watching porn for hours. I caught myself reading like some bitch would read an erotic novel, and I'm not even embarrassed about it. Once you pull this shit up, and the second you touch your cock, you'll be just like me, scrolling endlessly, trying to find the most sexual and taboo story you can find.

The Pros

Damn, for a site with no videos, it sure doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Sure, you've got to think of yourself in the scenario, but don't you do that when you're watching fuckers like Dredd fuck some slut on a Jules Jordan scene? You can apply the same thing here, fuckers! That's why you don't always need videos, and stepping outside your usual fap zone is a great way to keep your dick entertained. You've got to love a website that gives you something different from your everyday smut. When's the last time you've seen MILFs with a body like that? The closest bitch to a cartoon MILF is Sara Jay, whose body I can imagine and fap to at any time, anywhere. You just don't get bodies quite like that every day in porn, so when you find a site that shows you exactly the type of MILF you'd want to seduce, why the fuck would you go watch sluts that aren't going to meet your expectations?

Here's what a typical fap looks like when you click on Best Porn Comix; first, you'll notice a good mix of erotic situations and humor. Come on, you mean to tell me it wouldn't bust a nut and out in laughter if you were caught in these sticky situations? I can't imagine being so fucking horny that I let my mom blow me. Fuck that shit! But hey, you can laugh at these fuckers, but if some of these chicks were my mom, I'd give them some cream for their morning coffee any time. Sometimes it's just a taboo moment, and nobody finds out, but other times, they get caught, and it's funny and awkward as fuck. Still, you've got to admit how they paint some of the situations is just downright cringy as fuck! It's like I'd hate, yet I'd love to be that guy at that moment. You know how it is!

It's not just the hot moms and their funny way of showing how much they need dick, but it's the fact that I could fap through story after story. Besides some parts being cringy, it's binge-worthy as fuck! You'll have plenty of categories to fap through, like cartoon, interracial, monster, big cock, and of course, big tits! Then, of course, there's the taboo incest shit, but then there’s that nurse dying to touch her patient's cock. Does it get any better than that? Fuck no! How many of us had a nurse we wish would've stroked our salamis? I can answer that; every single fucking one of us. You may not get a sweet-smelling hot young chick with latex gloves to make your dick erupt, but the sexy nurse stories will give you an idea of what that might look like. Overall, this shit is straight out of your wet dreams, and the chicks look even better than most pornstars you see getting dicked down daily.

The Cons & Recommendations

Over time you'll form a love for this shit. It's definitely not your typical hardcore video. Still, if that's what you're going into this expecting, then you're already setting yourself up to be let down. If you have to have the hardcore anal style of videos, you'll be clicking off this website and going to the hub quicker than you can say cumshot. First of all, there are no videos. Of course, that's something I wish they'd fucking change too. Some of these stories even have videos; I know because I did my external research. Why the fuck aren't the videos attached to each story? Fuck that shit! It's like a chick telling you everything she will do with you, but she never shows up. I'm all for a tease, especially one that makes you cum. Although this may work for some, others have to see the video to actually cum, and that's what you're here for, right?

Another thing you won't be expecting is the lame-ass stories with no sex whatsoever. It's like they just wanted to make a love-story parody or some shit and totally forgot this was called "Best Porn Comix." Hello? Where is the porn in some of these galleries? If I were you, I would definitely recommend scrolling through to make sure you see dick, ass, and pussy. The stories with no sex will be clear, as they're boring as fuck with no sign of nipple anywhere. The closest you'll get is a shot of the main chick of the story looking like a complete whore, giving you the illusion you might see tits, but surprise, surprise...no fucking sex. It wasn't the best way to end my fap, but at least I'm leaving with an empty sack. All I'm saying is you can leave all that love shit out of it; I just want to see comic characters fucking each other!

Final Thoughts

Maybe one day someone will put me in a comic, and I'd get to fuck all these sexy-ass cartoon sluts. Who knows, perhaps I'll get a cosplay girl to come to the casting couch dressed as a slut from one of these cartoons. Do I have any volunteers? Overall, Best Porn Comix is a great place to drain your sack if you like to use your imagination and edge yourself into your own fantasy land. Besides, I'll admit some of these chicks are way hotter than some of the whores I've fucked. Even though the real ones are great, sometimes there's just something about animated tits and ass that's so much more inviting than the real thing. This shit is absolutely Porn Dude-approved, so if nothing's doing it for your dick tonight, it's probably because you never thought what it'd be like to fuck one of those voluptuous anime chicks. Happy fapping, fuckers!

+ Erotic & Humorous

+ Cartoon Sex Photos

+ Binge-worthy

+ Great Categories

+ Hot Story Lines

- No Videos

- Some Galleries are short (missing sex)