Rule 34 Paheal

Live your Life by Rule 34

Have you ever found yourself doubting your sanity and thinking of how of a weirdo you are when you get that raging hardon when you think of looking at porn comic books? That's nothing compared to the pussy depraved ninjas and nut-depraved bitches who would rather lube up their ol' johnsons with cat food to entice a stray lick from one of mom's half-feral beasts and their luscious pink pussy lips with pipe cleaners, respectively I am this fat disheveled basement-dwelling creep who will never doubt what the fuck turns you on or the weird smut you want to fap to. Fapping to hentai is no biggie anymore! Many ordinary people flick their dingdongs and beans to erotic stomach-inflation drawings, werewolf sex, and CG. I am just from gawking at X-rated hentai cartoons while nursing a cat scratch to the testicles, letting Rule34Hentai be my guide, and honestly, it was some of the most normal shit I've done all week.

The internet is a wild place, and therefore rules are paramount. Like Rule 34, for example, which states that everything has fucking porn version? What do you mean, Porndude? So basically, if porn exists, there's animated porn of it. And suppose it exists in the form of a hot female character in a cartoon. In that case, there's animated porn with her, Bitches from shows like Pokeman and Justice League, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Futurama are watched here getting fucked and having naughty lesbian sex in animated porn videos, and it is fucking worth it!

Rule 34 insight

People ask me where the fuck I'm from, and they get amused when I say it's not at the Porndude's basement. The place is dingy, dark, and damp. The only place I can proudly call home is the web. Of all the net's deviated beauty, Rule 34 brought all the joy. The site has been around since 2007. These fuckers get like 10 million visits a month, which makes me feel so much fucking better about masturbating to this image of Mercy from Overwatch getting brutally raped by a reptile cock. Everything you can think of has been sexed up and stuck online. Although dropped on my head a lot as a baby, by my math, I have I've touched my withered and filthy genitals over a thousand times this year while perusing dirty pictures of Mario and Luigi finger-cuffing Princess Peach while holding the bitch down on a warp pipe, Marge Simpson watching while Homer and Bart stuff Lisa's tight yellow holes and gender-swapped Pokemon experimenting with golden showers. The kind of shit I will never be ashamed of! Let's delve into these ruins and see what Rule 34 has in store.

Great picture gallery and underrated animations

Rule 34 lives and delivers on its name. Finding all your favorite bitches and series is easy. Pokémon, Dead or Alive, Overwatch, and Disney are some major series featured here. If you swing that way, you will not miss furry shit like My Little Pony. This is not my thing, but whatever it is for you, sexless pervs. After all, that's why the Porndude kidnapped and dumped me in his basement. When it comes to Overwatch, there is a lot of 3D CGI porn. Rule 34 has over 100,000 3D pictures. They also have Western-style porn like the Marvel superheroes or Jessica Rabbit numbering in the thousands. To have access to 100% unfiltered access to the site, you'll have to register. Anonymous users cannot enjoy the more risqué topics like extreme fetishes because Rule 34 blocks them. People are monitoring the content, whether tagged or not.

Chan-style porn search, navigation, and search experience

When you delve into this site, you might think you're on one of the Chan-style boards. The color scheme matches 4chan, 8chan, and other such boards. Rule 34 has a smart layout that makes it easy to browse and search porn, and the site admins are ever busy improving the place, unlike you wankers who spend your days fapping to any content the Porndude recommends to you. At the top is a gigantic search bar and a front page gallery below it.

Here you will see the latest uploaded images. On the left side of the page is another search bar, a news feed, and a featured image. You will not miss some ads laying around, but ignoring them is easy. Finally, at the bottom left is a list of Popular Tags where your cock can get some inspiration, especially if you don't have anything in mind.

You will also find the main links, such as Tags, Pictures, Comments, Uploads, and Wiki, at the top of the page. The users supply all the content – a lot seriously dedicated to pumping a shit-ton of porn. Read Wiki first if you want to be an uploader. All you need to do is supply an image with ton-high quality tags. Otherwise, the image will be rejected and later have you blocked. Rule 34 tries as much as possible to have well-tagged and high-quality porn. Why else do you think the search engine kicks ass? Why am I dwelling so much on this, yet most of you are here to fap?

The search button comes in handy, and when typing what you want to search for, don't just press enter. Instead, wait, and you will see tags with your term inside them. In my case, I typed "Fairy," and the site recommended "Fairy Princess" and "Fairy Tail," among others. You also see the number of results from these tags, whether recommended or typed. So right off the bat, you have already narrowed down your search.

Amazing content

There isn't much organization on the front page of Rule 34. Buts it's evident that some moron is shooting down the garbage submission because the overall quality of the content is decent. The updates further never seem to stop. You know what, mofo? It is like a butthole with a raging case of diarrhea in the form of Adventure Time fisting and Harley Quinn as a BBW dominatrix. Aiming your dick with so much XXX art coming through is hard. The search bar is a hit or a miss; I got nothing for Chun Li but plenty for Mario. The Picture Tags page had a fat-thighed high-kicking Streetfighter's name. Dude, it was then that I realized Rule 34 has a huge selection of dirty Chun Li images, but you have to know where to look. I compelled this trick from the master himself, The Porndude. Check the Tags or Category page on any hentai site. Isn't he a fucking genius?

What I like about Rule 34

Of course, I have whined so much about the search engine, and I love it. I am not fond of picture sites when I know videos give better fap sessions, but this site held my dick's attention. You get a good feeling when you search for a title and get thousands of results. The abundant WEBMs and GIFs keep me coming back to this site. Rule 34 makes it easy to pair these searches with characters or series, so you can instantly know if they have animations for your favorite characters.

What I don't like about Rule 34

I fucking hate that you will never find any full episodes or extended clips on Rule 34. The site is not great if you don't have something in mind to jerk off to. Just browsing porn is limited since they don't have a "highest viewed" category. You can, however, find top-rated under the Sort link in the main menu. You have to work from tags to hone what you want. Since everything is user uploaded, expect a lot of shitty art here, and you cannot filter with quality.

Conclusion

I love that this site is free, and your mom can't even give you shit about blowing the Mountain Dew money on Ducktales erotica again. There is porn of everything. Rule 34 is not without its faults, namely the ugly design, and all the goddamn spam. However, those issues aren't enough to stop 10 million eager, horny viewers a month. Why? It's hard to argue with that never-ending stream of comic book porn, perverted parody images, and CG erotic fan art.

The Porndude likes Rule 34's

·      Excellent search engine

·      Many different art styles from all kinds of sources

·      A constant stream of updates

·      Massive porn archive from tons of artists

The Porndude hates Rule 34's

·      Ads

·      Some misleading links

·      Ugly design