Kemono Party

I don't know what pushes a person so much that he or she starts jerking off to animated porn. How bad of an experienced they had with the good old porn with some excellent fucking pornstars that they decided they would rather jerk off to characters from their favorite cartoons? I never really understood those people, but I'm not here to judge them but to bring them one step closer to millions of hentai shit that might be good but might not be.

The first thing I noticed when I came to the kemono.party was that it lacked some features. I had no idea how to get to the actual posts or anything else for that matter. If you look at the side, you will see various categories, and I tried clicking on posts like a fucking idiot, but nothing happened. I thought maybe something was fucked up, or I was not doing something right, but as it turns out, those sections have no function. They are just there to tell you what you can find in this place, and if you want to do something actually, you have to pick one of the choices from below.

My first guess was to click on the random because I assumed I would get a list of randomly organized posts, but of course, that did not happen! Instead, I got one single post. I'm not proud to admit that it took me longer than it should have to figure out that clicking on the search would show me the entire list of hentai porn. Well, we all make mistakes, but as long as we learn from them, we are fine!

Almost 8 million posts

At first, I thought there were 8 million images in total, but that wasn't it. Some of these posts had multiple attachments, so you can expect even more photos in total! We had a rough start, but things started to look up, or did they? While you are still on the page with all posts, you can see how many attachments each file has. I don't know why, but some of the posts had no attachments. I don't know if that's some sort of a bug or if they simply removed those posts, but I think it's safe to assume there's still no shortage of images here!

I got the feeling that Kemono was a place filled with nothing but hentai stuff, but I guess I was wrong. It didn't take me long to come across images of real girls. Don't get me wrong; this was a nice surprise for me because I'm not a freak who beats his meat while looking at some characters from cartoons. However, I certainly didn't expect to find selfies of some bombshell among these fucked up looking images!

There seems to be no way of telling how many of these posts are hentai and how many are of real-life girls. I wasn't wrong about this place missing some features. They would certainly come in handy because this collection isn't organized at all. Some of the posts are hentai; others are just selfies of some sluts, and half of the stuff here doesn't even have attachments. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to create a place with millions of posts with no way of sorting them?

Only one search feature?

It wasn't enough that I was struggling to figure out how to get to the list with posts, but I now have to deal with an even bigger problem. They only have the basic search feature, and I'm not really sure if it's going to help that much. I think you can use this feature to look for keywords in titles, but that's about it. There are no tags or categories, so even if you try to look for one specific thing, you will still have a shit ton of stuff to go through.

If that's not bad enough, listen to this shit. As it turns out, this place has much more than just some images. People can promote their stuff here, and that's one of the reasons why many of the so-called posts have no attachments. Basically, someone created a new post without a thumbnail picture and just posted a link to some site. I'm not saying they are in the wrong for doing that, but this system of putting everything in one place just doesn't cut it!

How the fuck are you supposed to find something interesting to look at if you can't even find it quickly? No one is going to waste time clicking on the next page until he finds what he came here looking for. Well, I might be wrong about that, so let me correct myself. I'm not going to waste my time going from page to page in order to figure out how many images and how many links to other places there are!

The quality is decent, I guess

Since this is some sort of forum, you can't really expect to find the best stuff. I honestly lost all hope for this place since I had to deal with so many problems in order to create an honest review. Pictures aren't that bad after all, but I'm not really sure if they are worth all the trouble. I'm not sure if I would say that images are available in Full HD resolution, so if we're being perfectly honest, the quality isn't really the best, but it certainly isn't the worst.

The funny thing I noticed is that hentai posts were available in higher quality. I'm not sure what the reason is, but that really caught me off, guard. Usually, girls who take pictures of themselves make sure every last one of their curves looks fucking fantastic, but that wasn't the case here. Not only that, but some of the pictures these babes took looked unusual.

I'm not sure what's with all the blurring around here, but if you're going to post a nude pic of yourself, don't put some shitty text over the crucial parts. There's a reason why I mentioned this. I saw some pretty Asian chick who looked like she was naked, but when I opened that post, I noticed that there was a big white circle with the text NSFW over her tits. That's a big dick move!

There are over 46.000 artists

This isn't a big surprise considering there are millions of posts in total. However, I can't help but wonder what these artists actually do. Are the people who post hentai stuff considered artists, or is everyone who makes a post here an artist? Most of them had some hentai pictures as thumbs, but some of them had pictures of tits or something along those lines. So, my suggestion would be to pick one of the artists and look at the content from only that one person because it will save you a lot of time and patience.

Oh yeah, remember when I said that there were no sorting options for all posts? Well, there are sorting options for artists. How the fuck is that even possible. Wouldn't it make more sense to let people sort through the content? Nevertheless, you can rearrange these artists by popularity, last upload, service, and alphabetically. That should help you out with your search for whatever it is that you are hoping to find here.

Thanks to this last page I checked, I figured out there were videos as well. Now, you see, I wouldn't; be able to figure that out if I stayed on the page with posts. I couldn't even tell which pots had images and which didn't! I do not deny that they have some exciting stuff here, but they should seriously consider redesigning this place because it sucks!

Millions of posts, but what kind of posts?

Everyone who comes to Kemono will see that they have almost eight million posts if someone manages to figure out how to open the page where all posts are located! However, out of those 8 million posts, many don't have any attachments, so you can count those out. Even without those, I'm pretty sure you will end up with a couple of million posts that offer at least one image.

You probably got the same idea as I did that kemono.party is a place that offers only hentai, right? Well, that's not the case here. As it turns out, they also let people post links to other websites, which explains the lack of attachments in some posts, and they also have artists who post their selfies. When I say selfies, I mean girls taking provocative pictures of their tits, butts, and other body parts. I have nothing against that because I'm not into jerking off to some cartoon shit, but I certainly don't think this is the place for real porn!

Loves:

8 million posts

Images and videos of real people, not just hentai

Hates:

Lack of features

Some posts don't have attachments