ExHentai

What’s up, freak!? Wanna know a secret? All that hot hentai you’ve been getting off to on E-hentai? There’s more! Like… Way more! And way better! Don’t believe me? Well, you’re in for a pretty awesome surprise! Despite the total saturation of the porn market, there are still platforms that hold hundreds of thousands of exclusive hentai content for only the most cultured degenerate!

Haha! I can tell you’re tired of me beating around the bush. I’ll tell you. The super secret weeb porn site is Exhentai.org! It doesn’t sound like that big of a deal, but we’ll see if you still think so when you finally get there. Haha! If you’re already familiar with the online pornscape, the words “Exhentai.org” will no doubt have caused your heart to bleed a little.

In 2019, Exhentai.org came under legal fire and had to shut down its servers. Anyone that knew anything about hentai was completely heartbroken… And for good reason! That was 15 years of anime porn wiped off the face of the internet! Gone. Just like that! And it was more than porn too. Folks were sharing comics, pictures, and memes. I once saw someone compare the loss to the burning of Alexandria Library! Haha!

I’m sure it felt like that too. For so many years, people would freely visit the site. If you didn’t have the right credentials, you’d be met with a picture of a Sad Panda. Now… You’re met with a white screen — a bleak indication of the death of an internet relic. Exhentai once had over 30 million visitors. Now, you’ll be lucky if you hear if someone even has access to it.

Well… guess who has access to it? Yup! This fucking guy! And before I talk about all the awesome shit you’ll be getting off to on this internet relic, I’ll show you how to gain access to it too! That’s right, my friend! Like Lazarus of Bethany, Exhentai has been risen by the grace of all things good! While it's not what it once was, there’s still enough of the hentai that everyone once knew and loved to get you off!

For such a sad moment in porn, we’re lucky to have what’s left of one of the greatest accomplishments in the anime world! And hey… We also have E-hentai.org. It’ll never be the same, but it’s not all bad. Anyway, if you’ve tried looking for Exhentai.org you’ll have found that it’s still up, but completely inaccessible. Like I said, you won’t even see the Sad Panda. Just a carcass of what was.

Well, there’s a way to fix that. If you go to any forum, you’ll probably find a bunch of conflicting information: clear your cookies, delete the “yay” cookie using a cookie editor, use a VPN, turn around and touch your fucking toes… There’s really one solid way of getting into the site. Yup! You read that right! You’re finally about to get in! But it won’t be quick.

First, you need an E-hentai forum account. I know… It’s weird, but trust me. It works. Head over to “forums.e-hentai.org”. From there, you can make an account. While you’re at it, do yourself a favor and have a little browse of the goods! That’s about all you can do for now. If you try to enter Exhentai.org you’ll find the blank screen again. That’s because you have to have been a member of E-hentai Forums for around a week.

Again, I know. It’s weird, but trust me. For about a week, keep logging in and checking to see if the Exhentai.org site becomes available. Eventually, you’ll drop into the site feeling like a member of a privileged class! That’s because you are! Even now, developers from Exhentai are going around deleting comments from forum boards explaining how to get to the site. I’ll be honest, I got lucky! Haha! I knew a guy… And thankfully, so do you! PornDude’s always got your back.

While you wait to become a member of the horny weeb elite, let me tell you just what you can look forward to!

Exhentai Has Risen!

One of the most powerful forces on the internet is nostalgia! Because of that, you likely won’t notice a change in the site’s overall design. A dark background with a list of links and filters at the top. Here’s what you also won’t notice… Ads! None. Not even a pop-up! Not even a banner ad. Not even a fucking link!

I’m guessing, since that harrowing day, no advertiser even wants to go near this site. It’s likely being kept alive with funds from its E-hentai counterpart. One silver lining of Exhentai dying is that you’ll never have to see the other side of the internet while browsing!

It’s pretty much a paid browsing experience! Well, I guess the members did pay… With the loss of all of their favorite hentai. Haha! Well, Thankfully, you’ll be browsing through regular uploads. I bet that’ll alleviate the pain in your balls! You’ll be doing a lot of scrolling too! There’s a lot to get through.

While Exhentai may have lost a giant amount of content, there are still over 1 Million pieces of hentai content for weeaboo pervs like you to enjoy! (And counting!) You can scroll through pages of titles, and you can be sure that you won’t get too far without your boner screeching to a halt! Each title will show the cover of the doujin that’s calling out to your cock!

You’ll also see a filter at the top. It’s a little janky. I’ve seen a few like it before. You’ll see a search box surrounded by buttons that read Doujinshi, Manga, Artist, Cosplay, Non-H, etc. All the buttons will be on by default. But you can switch off the filters you don’t want and type in what you want in the search.

Super Secret Sexy Anime!

Exhentai still has enough hentai to heal the hurt that 2019 brought! I saw some pretty fucking awesome titles during my search. There’s a doujin called “Housegame” with hentai that’ll revive your love for tentacle porn. Those of us who lived through the early 2000s will remember the craze of tentacle porn. But decades later, I just found it… Really fucking boring.

Until today! This masterpiece of 2D filth, had my hands reaching for my cock before I knew what was happening! Every panel had everything we loved about tentacle porn with everything we love about modern anime: ahegao, x-ray orgasms, cumflation, freaky positions, MORE AHEGAO! This hentai comic alone is to tentacle porn what Blade Runner 2049 was to the original Blade Runner: The perfect sequel!

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Exhentai has a collection of some of the most impressive hentai doujinshi I’ve seen. Not to mention a collection of hot and horny cosplayers who can’t wait for you to get off to them! Oh… and a collection of beautiful Asian chicks. Fuck knows what that has to do with hentai… But it’s there! Haha!

What I Liked

If I’m completely honest, what I liked is the fact that this site still exists! Haha! The hit the hentai community took in 2019 was hard. Just to have a piece of what once was is good enough for most of us! Thankfully, that’s not all the good news! The collection of hentai kept on this site is still pretty great!

Sure, Exhentai is going through pretty much the same thing Pornhub went through. There was a giant wipe and all the best shit was lost. But we all still use Pornhub. It’s still got some of the best porn content on the internet! We can happily say the same for Exhentai!

What I Didn’t Like

The only real problem I had with this site was that there was no easy way to filter content by language. In fact… I don’t even think I found a way to do that! With so many filters around the search bar at the top, you’d think that they’d leave enough room for “English”/”Japanese”. There’s also no way to search by tags. That’s kind of a big deal!

Tips From ThePornDude

Look, I don’t really have the heart to make suggestions to a site that clawed its way from the abyss of forgotten domains. This shit outlived Stumbleupon. It’s doing just fine!

Conclusion

So there you have it! You may have thought Exhentai kicked the bucket in 2019. If you were lucky, you’re just finding out about it now and you didn’t have to go through the heartbreak! The point is… It’s still alive and kicking! All you need is an E-hentai Forum account, and you’ll be enjoying the best of what used to be! Have fun, my fellow freak!

+      Exclusive content

+      Free HD hentai content

+      NO ADS

+      No pop-ups

+      Regular uploads

+      1 Million hentai posts

-       Really awkward sign-up process