Reddit Rule 34

Fellas, it goes without saying that I’ve watched a lot of fuckin’ porn! In fact, I’ve pumped my dick so much that my trusty pork soldier often gets confused, and even when I’m watching something wholly mainstream and not porn related, he slaps his throbbing purple helmet on, ready for action and says, ‘’Where’s the porn frontline, sir?’’

What, the same thing happens to you too? Well, that makes me feel much better! Today, I want to let you in on a little secret. Did you know there’s a theory that, if something exists, there has likely been a porno made about it? There is, and its name is Rule 34!

The first time I heard about Rule 34, I thought it was bullshit and decided to put it to the test. Remember Irina Peltsin, the smoking hot Russian mistress Tony Soprano was banging? You know, the borderline psychotic one who was an ex-stripper? Well, it didn’t take me long to find a 3D porno of her being confronted by Carmela Soprano after discovering she’s fucked Tony again.

What happened next revolutionized how I saw the Sopranos. Irina overpowered Carmela and tied her up in Tony’s yacht before subjecting her to one of the most brutal strap-on fuckings I’ve ever seen and spat in her mouth whenever she opened it to cry. The only thing left to the imagination was Tony Soprano in the aftermath screaming, ‘’Jesush Chrisht, Irina! Now I gotta unfuck what you just fucked up!’’

So yeah, Rule 34 is no joke. By now, you’re undoubtedly chomping at the bit and eager to find out what kind of fucked up porn parodies you can find. But, then again, where the fuck do you even begin? There’s a whole world of porn parodies out there, and some are far better than others.

When it comes to finding the best of the best, Reddit is a solid option. Recently, I was told about the Reddit.com/r/rule34/ community, and when I saw it was home to over two million horny members, I decided to dive between its hot thighs to see what kind of porn rewards (or the complete opposite) lay within.

Now, let me show you what I found!

What is Reddit.com/r/rule34/?

Reddit.com/r/rule34/ is an NSFW community centered around the internet rule of: ‘’If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions." This is one of the oldest porn subreddits around and was founded in 2008. Since then, it has amassed over 2.8 million followers, making it one of Reddit's most significant adult communities.

Holy fuck, this is a community more enormous than the cocks of ten male pornstars who are signed with Blacked.com. However, I’ve reviewed throbbing porn communities on Reddit before and have been sadly disappointed. So, will Reddit.com/r/rule34/ blow my cock away? Let’s look into the content contained within and find out!

What’s the Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/rule34/?

With just shy of 3 million horny motherfuckers in this subreddit, we have a shit load of content to get through. As always, one of the best ways to get to the crotch of an NSFW subreddit is to narrow down the posts according to those which have been rated as some of the best of all time. That’s what I did!

●     Sam likes being used (Adoohay) [Samsung] - In a piece of porn art that will really spice up the debate between Apple and Android users is this Samsung-themed filth depicting the virtual Samsung assistant, Sam, in a very provocative position. The young Asian girl sits with her gorgeous tits exposed and covered in sperm while leaking cum from her well-fucked gash. The speech bubble coming from between her jizz-soaked lips reads, ‘’Thanks for using me!’’ One subreddit user fittingly commented, ‘’This is like the 15th brand new Android Assistant Sam drawing I've seen in the past two days. Rule 34 has earned their reputation!’’

●     Mulan earned her keep in the camp (CapyDiem) [Disney, Mulan] - I didn’t know there were Gloryholes in the Mulan movie! This perverted GIF shows otherwise and captures the busty Mulan on her knees in the military camp sucking cock through a wooden Gloryhole. After all, every soldier has to do their part, right? Luckily, she’s well-fed for her impending battles against the Northern invaders!

●     Wendy (Donburikazoku) [Wendy's] - I always thought Wendy’s burgers taste like shit, but this gorgeous Hentai artwork of Wendy makes me want to tear off her panties and stick my tongue in her lil’ pink burger. I’ll suck her clit so hard that she’ll utter, ‘’fuck McDonald’s!’’ as she squirts on my face.

The Design of the Sub

If you’re a regular reader of my subreddit reviews (if you care about porn, you should be!), then you’ll know that one of my biggest gripes is when a subreddit doesn’t bother to add any customization to their community and make it stand out from the rest. Thankfully, Reddit.com/r/rule34/ isn’t one of them, and it’s taken its customization options to the next level.

The subreddit welcomes you in with a broad, sleek, and eye-catching cover photo consisting of a blurred image of pornstar asses emblazed with retro video game-style text that sums up what the community is about in a short, snappy, and easy-to-digest slogan: ‘’If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.’’

In the sidebar to the right of the main posts feed is several widgets to explore. First is the sub’s bio and ticker showing how many members it has and how many people are online. Rather than sticking to the standard ‘’members’’ ticker, Reddit.com/r/rule34/ has renamed them to ‘’perverts’’.

Then there’s a list of eight post flairs that users need to utilize to clarify what their post is about and help others narrow down content according to specific themes they’re looking for—these range from comics and cosplaying to animation and video.

There’s a pretty extensive rule list of 14 rules that must be followed to avoid the cum-soaked ban hammer. With a member base this big, it’s only natural that so many rules are required to keep a quality flow of content going and avoid spam.

Finally, there’s a list of moderators who can be reached in the event of any questions or issues. At the time of writing, the sub was being run by a team of ten moderators.

What I Like Most About it

Many people brush off Rule 34 as being bullshit, but Reddit.com/r/rule34/ is a thriving porn community that proves them wrong. Millions of people post daily in their community, and you’ll be amazed at the themes of porn to be found within. Put simply; it’s a truly unique porn community.

Running a community of over 2.8 million horny motherfuckers isn’t easy. Still, the ten-person moderator team does a fine job keeping the feed fresh, well-organized, and full of spam-free content!

Many posters also strive to credit the original artist behind a lot of the porn, which I love. After all, many of these perverted artists are immensely talented, and it’s only fair they’re credited for their work.

While I was expecting everything to be 3D porn, Hentai, or some other form of cartoon smut, I was pleased to see an ample selection of cosplaying porn submitted by jaw-droppingly hot sluts keen to act out their most perverted interpretations of mainstream movies, games, and TV series!

And, of course, there’s the subreddit design. I love how the mods have taken advantage of the Reddit customization options, and the current design looks sleek, awesome, and welcoming to new visitors.

What I Don’t Like

While I can’t complain about the range of content in this thread, my only gripe is with the post-flairs on offer. In my opinion, they could be expanded to incorporate more themes that are represented in the posts feed

Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/rule34/

Expand the range of post flairs to be more inclusive of dominant themes in the post feed, such as Marvel characters, video game-themed content, Hollywood movies, TV series, etc.

Conclusion

Well, what a fuckin’ ride that was! This is arguably one of the most throbbing and well-established porn communities on Reddit, and to say it’s well worth exploring is an understatement. Convinced that there’s something that no porn has ever been made about? Have a look through this subreddit and put it to the test!

Pros

●     A unique and thriving community of 2.8+ million horny members

●     A reliable team of mods who keep the feed flowing and free of spam

●     Original artists are often credited for their work

●     A solid overall subreddit design that has been well-customized

Cons

●     The community could do with a more extensive range of post flairs