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Over the last twenty years or so, science has attempted to define the male fascination with feet. It's one of the most prevalent fetishes among men in the world. I know an abundance of dudes fucking obsessed with them.

The Foot Conundrum

In its attempt to throw a hat in the foot fetish ring, science has developed a few theories. The first notes the close vicinity of regions in the brain that regulate sexual attraction and regions that control your feet. Some researchers wonder if the neurons can get twisted, subsequently resulting in a foot fetish.

Others associate the popularity of feet with environmental circumstances. For many men, the first bitch they love is their mom. Love for parents (if they aren't garbage humans) is one of the most powerful feelings folks ever feel. During our formative years as diminutive toddlers, feet are the body part we see of our mom the most.

I would like to give the second idea less validity, but unfortunately, according to an influential trend in porn over the last decade, men love incest. Incest videos have grown to be one of the most watched forms of porno. You wretched, despicable, crooked, useless bastards want to bang your mom. It's horrendous, and you should all be hurled into a volcano full of liquid hot magma and dirty AIDS-infected needles for it, but that's the state of affairs. Perhaps the first boner-inducing thought you fuckers have is wanting a foot job from your mothers. Gross.

My Personal Thoughts

While these theories are certainly intriguing, I have one of my own. Sensations of worthlessness abound not only in my fans but in men all around the world these days. As the ultimate alpha male and epitome of masculinity, it truly anguishes me to witness. I wish you all could have the confidence and peen size I do.

But unfortunately, that won't happen anytime soon, and I believe one of the ways men have responded to this is by materializing foot fetishes. The contemporary man does not consider himself worthy enough for the classic lineup of tits, ass, and pussy. So instead, he must relegate himself to the most ignoble of body parts, the foot. I think of it as a type of sexual self-flagellation.

Regardless of the reasoning, foot fetishes remain incredibly widespread, so obviously, there is no shortage of foot porn sites on the web. But, for some reason, many foot fetish sites suffer from trash format and bland content. Certain genres of porn suffer from this more than others, and I'm not sure why.

My soundest theory is that it's a continuance of the self-flagellation men are subjecting themselves to. Not only do they not merit the enjoyment of authentic genitalia. They also don't deserve a functioning website. Let me be the one to tell you that you fags might not have attained much in life, but you still deserve access to tons of high-quality free porn. That's why today I have brought you Foot Fetish Booru Booru.

The Positives

In the end, feet aren't so bad if you really think about it. Yes, they can reek and look silly, but far worse fetishes exist. I'd rather place my tongue between a cunt's toes than have her take a dookie on my beautiful face. If you squint your eyes, feet even have a feminine shape. They are curvey like a woman's hips and tits.

Especially the ones on Foot Fetish Booru Booru. Their focus on hentai and cartoon porn means artists draw feet precisely as they would like them to look. These babies are perfect. You'll never look at a real foot again.

Another favorable trait of feet is that they can jerk you off. Not every body part has earned that distinction. Neck jobs are difficult to come by, and even if you find one, they are tough to deliver. It takes some odd angles, and bitches have to use muscles they are not used to triggering. The leverage is almost nil, and the only speed setting is slow, steady, and safe as possible. Plus, you could do severe spinal damage without the proper technique.

That Good Fussy

On the other hand, when a dumb cunt squeezes her feet together, it almost looks like a vagina. If you attached some deboned raw chicken thighs to the sides to create a labia, you couldn't tell the difference. Just make sure the chicken thighs are thawed before you slip your man meat up in there.

You'll find a wealth of foot job content on Foot Fetish Booru Booru. The site is a photo archive, so you won't see any video clips, but there are tons of foot job stills. That leaves room for your imagination to create the scene yourself. I know how imaginative and creative my fans can be when fantasizing about sexual scenarios. You're the best.

Toes are perhaps the most bizarre facet of feet. I can see the appeal of the arch, but those toes look freaky. I guess that's why Chinese women bound those shits up for a thousand years. Can foot-wrapped cunts still give proper foot jobs? Their toes are all folded and tucked under the sole, so I imagine any foot jobs supplied must involve immediate toenail to shaft-skin contact. That sounds pretty fucking brutal to me.

It's got to be asking for trouble. While I'm not a medical professional, I assume the filth under someone's big toenail can cause a MRSA infection if delivered subdermally. The last thing I need in my life is to get my infected dick amputated at the root. I'd rather ask the doctor to let me perish in peace while I sling one more puss-filled rope. Puss-filled loads are usually a good thing, but not this time, folks.

You'll get plenty of detailed toe action on Foot Fetish Booru Booru. Artists tend to spend extra time ensuring that the toes come out looking accurate and attractive. Hands and feet aren't easy to illustrate, so make sure to thank the unknown heroes creating this content you're about to beat your meat to. (If you haven't started already. I'd understand if you did.)

Bare Boners

The front page of Foot Fetish Booru Booru is bare bones, to say the least. The menu sits up top and contains the options Home, Posts, Comments, Register, and Favorites. Below the menu is a search bar, and that's it. The rest of the place is empty until you wander. Head to the "posts" section to get to Foot Fetish Booru Booru's bread and butter.

Up top is a new navigational menu with the options Home, My account, Posts, Comments, Alias, Forum, Random, Help, Stats, and Booru image board network.

Below and to the left of the navigational menu is a search bar along with a list of popular tags that includes such hits as Barefoot, Big feet, Black hair, Dark skin, Dirty feet, Looking at viewer, Nail polish, Male feet, Scrunch, Soles, Smirk, Toe rings, and Wrinkles. Finally, the center of the "posts" page is populated by content thumbnails.

You do not need to create an account to enjoy Foot Fetish Booru Booru, nor is there a premium service. You get full access just by showing up. However, I recommend creating an account as it will allow you to do fun stuff, such as creating a favorites folder.

But be aware admin recently shut down account creation on the website. They were having trouble with fake accounts and a flawed voting system. To register, you must contact the admin team on the Foot Fetish Booru Booru discord. Trust me. It's worth the effort.

The Foot Fetish Booru Booru forum is not particularly active right now. You will find people making role-playing requests, though. If that's your thing, you'll love the place.

The Lord's Work

Check out the stats page to discover who the most prolific posters on Foot Fetish Booru Booru are. It's a good thing to know because those fuckers are masters of content.

Think of them as foot porn samurais. They work on a different level. We should all be grateful for the work they put in. Where would we be without it? Worse off. That's where. Shoutouts to Tagerboi, Whythemovie, Dergamer, and Joke.

Foot Fetish Booru Booru is the place to go for all your illustrated foot porn needs. They have it all from the toe to the heel and the sole in between. I hope you have plenty of time to goon out today.

This is less a complaint and more an observation. I'm not one to pity people with one major exception: People who create politically driven profile names on porn websites. What a sad state of fucking affairs. And I must point out that they are always Trump-supporting. Always. No exception. This is why I jerk off instead of watching the news. I recommend you do the same.

Alright gents. It's time to set you free on one of the best foot porn art sites on the market.

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