XPlay

I played a lot of video games as a young man. I used to spend hours playing my favorite games after school and on the weekends. I played a little bit of everything from RPGs to first-person shooters. It was a wonderful escape from the doldrums of life with my parents.

Two Track Mind

As I'm sure you can imagine, I also spent a shit ton of time masturbating. Jerking off and playing video games was pretty much all I ever did. Wake up, beat off, go to school, get home, beat off, beat off again, play games, eat, beat off, play games, beat off, and go to bed. What more could a young man want?

Sex. That's what more a young man could want, and I had plenty of it. What was nice about fucking back in the day was convenience. I couldn't bring bitches back to my parent's house, so instead, I fucked them right in the school. I spent much of my school day in the girl's locker room, having orgies with the cheerleaders. It was fucking awesome.

Of course, the school bathrooms weren't safe from my lust either. When I left class to "use the facilities," my teachers assumed I had to piss or shit, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. The only thing I had to do was jizz into some tight theater-kid pussy. God damn, those theater kids are horny. They can't get enough. I'd have these bitches quoting Shakespeare.

The music students weren't much better. Have you ever gotten a hummer from a vocalist? It's like sticking your cock in a warm, vibrating Fleshlight. My eyes crossed, my knees buckled, and I nearly passed out. Now every time I hear Mozart, I get a Pavlovian erection.

I can't bring back those locker room orgies, but I can play adult video games. During my gaming heyday, adult video games weren't a thing yet, so recently, I've been making up for lost time.

Playing with my Wang on X Play

One of my favorite sites to play porn games on is X Play. I love their selection of perverted smut. I can't wait to pick up the controller, grasp my wang, and go to fucking town.

X Play's menu resides toward the top and contains the options Home, New games, Top games, Hentai games, Western, Android games, and search bar.

On the right side is a small list of popular tags that includes shit like Female protagonist, Internal cumshot, RPG maker, Interspecies sex, Story rich, Pixel art, Comedy, Horror, 3D, Anime, and Multiple endings.

The bulk of X Play is taken up by rows of content split into four categories: New hentai porn games, Western games, Android games APK, and Anime games. With well over thirteen thousand games in the hentai section alone, X Play has everything you fuck faces could ever need except for lotion and tissue.

Pussy Pirate

I think the best way to get a taste of X Play is to check out some of the games. I'll begin with "Pirate Princess Mareina." Mareina is a beautiful, innocent girl who has lived a privileged life of leisure and pleasure. As great as it is being waited on hand and foot, Mareina has grown bored of the royal lifestyle. She craves adventure and danger.

To placate these urges, Mareina decides to become a swashbuckling pirate. That's quite the change-up, so Mareina will need you to help guide her in her endeavor to find excitement.

Because she is a woman of means, Mareina was able to buy a boat and hire a crew to operate it. However, keeping a pirate crew happy has turned out to be more difficult than expected.

As you sail the oceans in search of an island to loot, your crew will demand satisfaction to keep them entertained. As the only pussy on board, you'll be expected to please all the men on the ship. If you don't, they'll jump right off that bitch in search of horny mermaids.

Keep your eye on the "saltiness" meter. If it hits fifty, an H incident will happen you'll have to deal with pussy first. If it hits one hundred, a full-blown mutiny occurs, and your seafaring days will be over.

The bitch on the cover of "IsekaiLust" grabbed my attention immediately. Her animated titties look good enough to eat. You play a boy that has been sucked into a video game.

This new video game world is much like your own, except that it's inhabited by horny elves with magical genitals. You start off as a weakling the elves barely pay attention to. However, as you grow in power and expertise, they take notice. And you'll be a happy camper once these elves give you the light of day.

The elves in this world like one thing and one thing only, fucking. They do it all day and night. If they aren't eating or sleeping, these elves are in the bone zone.

Because they have sex so often, the elves on this planet are far from vanilla. Every fetish is represented. No matter what your thing is, an elf here shares your passion.

IsekaiLust is still in development, but with each update, it gets more and more fleshed out. If you don't find your fetish today, check back in a week. It may have been added. The developer has a lot of big ideas and appears to be following through with most of them.

Corpse Cock

"Tokyo Necro" sounds more like an adventure horror game than a porn game, and that's not far from the truth. Adventure horror games can also be porn at the same time.

"Tokyo Necro" takes place in a future where the planet has descended into an ice age that expanded the ice caps all the way to Japan. In order to endure, Tokyo had to switch to geothermal heating.

The protagonist works for The Living Dead Stalker Office, where he tracks down and eliminates lethal necromancers. During a vital mission, he finds a fuckable and mystifying whore kidnapped by an infamous necromancer. What would such a powerful wizard of death want with such an innocent girl?

Your job is to figure it out using the best tool in your arsenal: your penis. This bitch loves boning, and every time you make her orgasm, she reveals more details about her past and future.

The animation in this game is incredible. Your wang will be hard and engrossed. Make sure to have a tissue ready to catch all the jizz that will unleash from your dick tip.

Who wouldn't want to check out a game titled "The Hole of Love"? I've loved many a hole in my day, and those holes loved me right back. However, the story in this game is unlike any hole-love I've ever had.

You play a famous and well-educated psychiatrist who specializes in matters of love and sex. You're currently working on your most bizarre case yet.

This patient has fallen madly in love recently, which wouldn't usually be a bad thing. However, if your patient falls in love with a pencil sharpener, it's a cause for concern. I'm not sure if you're aware, but placing your manhood inside a pencil sharpener would do some severe and irrevocable damage.

Your job is to keep this guy from fucking a pencil sharpener, and it won't be easy. There are five different endings to the game, and you can bet that most end with tears and a cock stub.

Sex Slave

Last up, we have "Elf King." You live in a world where many different sentient species attempt to coexist harmoniously. However, harmony is a rare occurrence. The various races hate each other and are constantly at war.

Elves and humans are among the most hated species because of their similarities and intelligence. One would think this means the elves and humans would work side by side against their enemies, but that's not the case. Instead, the elves and humans have been at each other's throats for millennia.

One day, while doing battle with the elves, you're kidnapped and thrown in an elf dungeon where you must endure slave labor during the day and elf sex during the night. Elves may hate your spirit, but they love fucking your body. You'll have to please these elves to ever have hope of survival and escape.

X Play is a sharp adult gaming site with a fun selection of games that will have you at the edge of your cum-covered seat. You won't know which game to play first.

I'm struggling to find something to complain about on X Play. I wouldn't mind if they expanded their content filter. X Play has such a large library browsing can be a slow process.

I bet you motherfuckers are already erect thinking about being a sex slave to big-tittied elf masters, so don't let me keep you.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Fantastic design

+Great game descriptions

+Lack of ads

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs better content filter