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I don't play many video games. That's because my real life is like a fucking video game. I do what I want when I want. Fortunately, my proclivities fall into a particular lane and don't migrate much. I'm not trying to save the world from aliens or rob a bank and shoot a bunch of civilians. I'm just trying to have sex with as many bitches as possible.

Being Me is the Shit

Lucky for me, that shit is super easy. I can basically walk down the street, point at bitches, say, "let's fuck," and it's on. My life is a literal paradise. I didn't die and go to heaven. Instead, I arrived in heaven, living and breathing from my mother's womb.

I wish you guys could experience one day in my shoes. You'd never want to go back to your life again. Imagine Grand Theft Auto Five if you replaced the guns with my cock. Everywhere I look pussies ready and willing to hop on my schlong abound. Why play video games when games can never equal the joy of being me?

Porn Dude Simulator

However, if you want to experience a fraction of my life, you'll need a game controller. In fact, someone needs to develop a game about being me. The developer could follow me around for a few days to get a taste of what it's like. I guarantee you guys would never play another video game again.

We could call it Porn Dude Simulator. I'm a walking sex doll creator. Whenever a bitch looks at me, she becomes a slave to my urges. To be honest, it can be exhausting at times. I have to scrape a lot of ugly bitches off of myself. And by ugly bitches, I mean anyone who is a nine or below. I only fuck tens. Why bother with anyone else? There is a constant stream of tens hopping on my cock, so I stick with them.

There are no Porn Dude Simulators out yet, but there are plenty of other adult video games. I'll never shit on watching porn, but playing porn takes the shit to the next level. You fuckers never have agency in your sex lives, but adult video games give you a chance to play pretend.

There are plenty of adult video game sites out there, but much like traditional porn websites, most are shit. That's not the case with Android Adult.

Thee Old Shit-N-Jizz

I've widdled away quite a few hours playing porn games on Android Adult. This place is particularly clutch for mobile gamers who have an Android phone. (Hint the name) All games are available for immediate download to your phone.

Who reads the newspaper while they're taking a shit anymore? What is it, 1950? Grow the fuck up and play some adult video games while you shit. I've noticed that pooping with an erection helps me to get every last drop out. And by that, I mean both doo doo and cum.

What else are you supposed to do while waiting in line at the grocery store? Buy candy? Read the shitty gossip mags? Talk to the person in front of you? Fuck that. Instead, pull out a porn video game and give yourself a little tug through your pocket. Don't get caught, though. And if you do, don't tell them I sent you.

Menus and Filters

The main menu on Android Adult resides toward the top of the site. It contains the options Download our Android app, VIP Member, Log in, Home, Complete, Recommended, Popular, Comixxx, and Search bar.

Content on the front page is split into ten categories: Trending, Popular, New releases, Uncensored Webtoons, Recommended for you, Japanese games, Role-playing games, Completed games, Games with voice, From movies, and Hentai.

Down the right side is a list of the hottest games right now. This currently includes shit like "Motherless," "The Visit," "Peniban Quest: Sacrifice to Domina," "Big Brother: Another Story," "Photo Hunt," "Demon Deals," "Life in Santa County," and "Zombie's Retreat."

The final menu sits below the hottest games and contains the most popular tags searched on Android Adult. Some examples are Groping, Animated, Big tits, Offline, Vaginal sex, Male protagonist, Group sex, Virgin, Milf, Harem, Hand job, and Interracial.

Saving the World One Sperm at a Time

With all the technical shit out of the way, let's talk about the game selection. I'll start with "Species Committee." The world has become almost entirely devoid of sperm. As one of the last remaining men on earth with full balls, it's your job to impregnate as many attractive fertile women as possible.

To pull this off, you've joined the Seed committee, which provides a constant stream of willing females. It's your job to stay in tip-top cumming shape, and fuck as many bitches as you can fit in. Humanity is depending on you and your cock.

"Peniban Quest" is another memorable title in the Android Adult archives. An evil despot from a land far away has come to your home and raised hell. She has turned men into succulent morsels whose only place is to fulfill the sexual fantasies of women overtaken by carnal lust.

As the world falls apart around you, a comes to you in search of help defeating this evil and horny ruler. However, your quest will not be an easy one. You'll have to survive humiliating submission. However, the species is relying on you. You'll have to succumb to every urge of the queen in order to get close enough to kill her.

Incest Quest

I know you incest fucks won't be happy unless I talk about fucking family members. To that end, I will reluctantly review "Big Brother: Another

Story." The title makes it sound like even this game developer is tired of all these incest assholes making game requests. I feel you, sir.

You play the role of Max, an impoverished young man living with his mother and two sisters. One day, your luck changes when your dad gifts you a massive house that includes a fucking pool. However, despite the new digs, you motherfuckers still have no money.

Your job is to make a few bucks and keep the family afloat. If you can manage that, your family will see you as a real man, and we know what happens to real men. They get pussy. Seduce your family members with your success while you uncover hidden family secrets you can use to blackmail your mother's vagina.

That takes me to "Long Live the Princess." You live a simple life in a small village, making ends meet. You don't have many talents or skills except for Truth Saying or the ability to magically tell if someone is lying.

One day news hits the village that the king is dead, and the princess is coming to your town for her coronation. This should be a cause for celebration, but soon after getting the news, a close friend is murdered under suspicious circumstances.

While investigating your friend's murder, you meet a powerful sorceress who informs you that you are the only person who can save the world from a coming calamity of epic proportions. To protect your town, and the world, you must fuck the princess.

To assist you on your quest, the powerful sorceress grants you the power to manipulate minds. Otherwise, the princess would never fuck a commoner. However, before you can put this power to use, you must practice. That's alright. Practice should be pretty fun. All you have to do is use your power to seduce and fuck every hot bitch in your town. Then, and only then, will you be ready for your main quest: Saving the world.

Cobweb Pussy

Last up, we have a game everyone will love, "Grandma's House." And by everyone, I mean almost no one. I hope even the pathetic incest fucks out there don't generally go for their grandmas. But, of course, some will, and it's for those folks "Grandma's House" was made.

This classic incest game has all the hallmarks of a solid incest game. There is the shower walk-in scene. Who doesn't want their grandma bursting into the bathroom during a shower? There is plenty of sleep groping and the always enjoyable "walking in on the main character's morning wood" scene. What more could you perverts want?

Android Adult is a terrific adult video game website with a smooth design, sprawling archives, and tons of debauchery. You won't know which game to select first. I recommend loading up your phone with anything that looks good and experimenting to find what suits you best. You won't be disappointed.

The only thing that bothers me about Android adult is the popups. They will get in your way, but battling through them is worth the trouble.

Live life like I do, if only in your head, by playing adult games on Android Adult.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Large selection

+Smooth design

+Easy downloads to Android phones

PORNDUDE HATES

-Annoying popups