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You dirty bastards already know where to locate the finest new porn on the internet; The Porn Dude. I always have the answers when you have questions. Where else can you fuck faces ask, "Has anyone ever shoved their balls in their ass while fucking a chick?". (Yes) Or "Can a man shove his whole head inside a bitches pussy?" (Once again, yes. I've seen it.)

The Einstein of Pumping Bitches

You would not be negligent to suggest that I am the Einstein of porno. When you cry out "Oh, Jesus!" as you shed sperm into a generic brand tissue, what you mean to say is, "Oh, Porndude!". I am the way. I am the light. Follow me, and your penis will always be hard.

The current age has introduced us to a whole new class of porn. You no longer have to be locked into a story, forced to watch whatever the director and screenwriter want to shove down your throat. No sir. Now, for the first time ever, you have a decent excuse to release your tiny dong; so you can pick up a game controller.

Gamers and old bastards out there probably remember leisure suit larry. Leisure Suit Larry was the first perverted video game to gain traction and enter the American zeitgeist. However, Larry danced around the subject. The game had some level of tact. These days tact has been thrown out the window in favor of debauchery. What a time to be alive.

It didn't take long for the selection of porn games to rival the amount of regular porn out there. You need a guide to lead you toward the best and brightest of the genre, and I have your back.

Wet Pussy Games

I love the name of this website: Wet Pussy Games. I've played many wet pussy games in my lifetime, but they always took place in person. Unfortunately, my readers will never get the chance to play wet pussy games in person. This website is the closest you'll ever get, so relish the opportunity. At least you get this. Beta cucks like you didn't have these opportunities forty years ago.

The design of Wet Pussy Games is reminiscent of porn blogs or forums. There is no main menu per se. However, down the left side is a navigational menu with the options Hentai porn games, Best / top-rated, Action, Adventure, Arcade, BDSM, Dress up, Reviews, Walkthroughs, Porn cartoons, Hentai, and Extreme XXX game.

On the right side is a list of categories that will get you started on your search for the perfect porn game. It includes entries such as Alien, Teen, Flash, RPG, Naruto, Finger fuck, Overwatch, Big dick, Meet and fuck, Mobile, Monster, Slave, 3D, Orgy, Virtual reality, Parody, Anal, Cream pie, Feet, Futa, Lesbian, and Poker. I assume poker means strip poker.

Down the center of Wet Pussy Games is a selection of content thumbnails split into four sections: New game walk-throughs and playthroughs, New hentai games, New hentai videos and porn cartoons, and Daily mix of hentai games and porn cartoons.

Some of the newest games to make the cut are "Beloved Mad Scientist Elana," "Angel Under Prototype," "Manic Pixie Dream Waifus," "The Void Club Chapter Five: Pokemon," "Sensual Haunting," "Whore House of Holes," "Lewd Maze of Sluts," and "Elden Ring Sex Parody Alenia Gets Anal From a Jar."

The Best of the Best

There's nothing left to do but play some of these games. You know I only fuck with the best, so we'll check out the "best / top-rated category." Taking up the top spot on the list is "The Void Club."

One day, while watching porn, you come across an interesting ad looking for a strip club manager. You decide to bite and somehow get the job. My readers aren't qualified to manage their own lives, let alone a strip club, but that's neither here nor there.

As a strip club manager, your purpose is to ensure your clientele is sexually satisfied every time they visit. However, this isn't just any strip club. It's an interdimensional strip club. Bitches come from all over the multiverse to strip at your business.

Despite your lack of experience, you are very thorough at your job. You make sure to give every new girl a test run to ensure they are fit for the gig. And by test run, I mean you fuck the shit out of them. Have you ever fucked some interdimensional alien pussy? What am I saying? You haven't fucked some dimensional pussy before.

In second place is "Sex Kitten Hell." I hope your imagination is primed and ready because you'll have to pretend you have a girlfriend in this one. I know how impossible that seems, but my reader's ability to fantasize is unmatched. I'm sure you'll be able to handle it.

Your beautiful girlfriend, Slutty McSlut, wants to bake you a pie. First off, could the game developers have been any lazier on the name selection? I suppose they were too busy thinking about gameplay to fuck with character creation.

Slutty McSlut wants to bake you a pie, but she is missing some key ingredients and needs you to run to the store. Slutty McSlut is a magical being and attempts to save you time by transporting you to the store, but she fucks up and sends you to hell instead.

That's about as big as a navigational error can get. I understand fucking up and sending me to the post office instead of the grocery store. But hell? How do you fuck up that badly?

Now that you're in hell, you must find a way out and only have one tool. Your penis. Hopefully, that's enough as you try to fuck your way out of eternal punishment.

The Brown Star

Third place goes to "Lucky Star Yui Hentai Sex Parody." I don't know what the fuck Lucky Star is because instead of sitting around watching anime all day like some sort of beta pussy, I go out and fuck bitches. You should try it sometime. However, I'm sure my readers are very familiar with the show.

The bored and nerdy Yui is spending yet another day studying in the library. Even nerdy girls need a break from studying, and Yui prefers to spend her masturbating. One day, while searching for a book on how to please a woman, you come across Yui while she's "taking a break."

She looks at you with fuck me eyes, so you get right to work. You take the dildo from Yui's hands and begin to use it on her yourself. The dildo is only a prelude. Pretty soon, you are fucking the shit out of her holes with your own penis. Were this real life, you would have cum instantly. Fortunately, this is a game.

That takes me to "Kiss my Camera." Despite the fact that "Kiss my Camera" is still under development, it's already garnered a lot of attention. A hot cat bitch answers an ad looking for a model, only to show up and discover that it's a porno shoot. Fortunately, she doesn't mind and is still game.

So far, the only things you can do is fuck the cartoon model on a table, have her ride cowgirl, and give her a giant cream pie. Be sure to bookmark the game and return to see what additions are made in the future.

Last up, we have "My Workday." Many of my readers haven't had a job in years. You lazy fucks just sit around your parent's basement, jerking off and playing video games. I can guarantee that if you've ever had a job, it was nothing like the one in "My Workday."

The office you work in is staffed by nothing but sluts, and you're the only guy. Every bitch, from the janitor to the CEO, wants to spend the day riding your massive black cock. You can't get a lick of work done, but no one cares. As long as you keep your coworkers sexually satisfied, no one complains.

Every bitch has their own wants and needs. Some want to be tied up and beaten by a big strong man. Others love having their feet worshiped. Almost all of them enjoy anal sex. I hope you're ready to put in overtime.

Wet Pussy Games has an incredible selection of porn games that will keep you playing with yourself for hours. These games might be the closest you ever get to having agency in your sex life.

I'd like to see Wet Pussy Games add a content filter to sift through content. There are many different ways to chop up the content that would make hunting for games even more fun.

I know that interdimensional strip club manager is one of your dream jobs, so give it a test run on Wet Pussy Games.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Game selection

+Forum-like design

+Free games

PORNDUDE HATES

-Should expand the content filter