Thomas Taihei

One has to ask what makes Princess Peach so special that Mario is willing to put his life on the line over and over again to save this bitch. There is only one acceptable reason to do this shit: the pussy is spectacular.

Peach's Potent Peach

Princess Peach might have the tightest pussy ever created in a video game. Time and time again, that little Italian midget plumper braves pipes, venus fly traps, and killer turtles, all in the hopes of feeling that tight princess pussy on his dick again.

And it's not like he doesn't know what will happen a few days after rescuing this bitch. She's going to get kidnapped again. Who gets kidnapped more than Princess Peach? Why is this bitch always disappearing? I assume, once again, the answer resides in that superb pussy of hers.

Mario isn't the only one infatuated with Peach's peach. Bowser must have overheard Mario ranting about how well Princess Peach treats the dick at the bar. We all know how much Mario loves getting drunk and bragging about his sexual conquests.

Bowser couldn't let Mario hog all the good pussy in the kingdom, so he did what any skilled force of evil would do: Take the pussy. Neither good nor evil can resist the gravity of good sex. I wonder who gives a better blow job, Princess Peach or Nancy Reagan? If there is a god, that will be my first question upon death.

Nobody ever kidnapped Nancy Reagan, so I'll have to guess Princess Peach on this one. However, that's not to take away from Mrs. Reagan's mouth game. Clearly, she has one of the most skilled tongues in politics. I only wish I had the chance to experience her wares. Even at her oldest, I would have let her have at me. You only live once.

While I can't offer you a blow job from either Nancy Reagan or Princess Peach, I can provide you with a website full of adult video games that you can jerk off to.

Tom is a Dedicated Man

Thomas Taihei Games has everything your penis needs for an enjoyable gaming experience. I can tell from the site that Thomas has thought a lot about video game pussy. It's had a significant impact on his life.

That's why he had to do the subject justice by building a superbly designed website with an extensive archive of boner-inspiring games. I salute you, Thomas.

The main menu chills near the top of the site. It contains the options Home, Search bar, Posts, VIP reward packs, Find games, Request, Benefits of the VIP, Help center / password and error fixes, and DMCA.

VIP Shit

While Thomas Taihei Games is a free site, they offer dedicated fans VIP services. There are several levels of membership, each with its own benefits.

For example, the cheapest option that offers benefits is only five dollars a month and gives you access to gameplay videos, download packs, bonus games, and ASMR recordings of anime bitches to help you sleep at night.

By the time you reach the thirty-dollar subscription, the list of extra features looks like a CVS receipt. I would have to spend the rest of the article going over the shit, so I'll let you discover it for yourselves. After one visit to Thomas Taihei Games, you'll want to give them some support.

I love the request feature on Thomas Taihei Games. If you don't find a particular game you're looking for, shoot Thomas an email. He'd be glad to hunt it down and add it to the site for you. He's just that kind of guy.

Down the center of the site are two columns displaying thumbnails for the most recently added and updated content. Thomas is constantly hunting for more adult games to add to his library. No matter how often you visit, you'll always have some new shit to check out.

The right side of Thomas Taihei Games includes a category list along with an archive organized by month added. The site has been around since June of 2020, so you've got a fuck ton of backlogged content to explore. You better wipe your schedule clean for the week. You have a lot of jerking off ahead of you.

Sex Cult

Let's take a look at some of the games waiting for you on Thomas Taihei Games, starting with "My Life as a Cult Leader." A horrific set of circumstances has taken over your regular life, and now you lay homeless and jobless on a park bench with nowhere to turn. How could you have let this happen? You had so much going for you.

As you sit and steep in self-pity, a woman approaches you with an interesting offer. There is a cult whose leader is dying, and this woman wants to tap you as her predecessor.

Being asked to run a cult is not a question you're asked every day. Perhaps if you still had a job, you'd turn it down, but with an empty stomach and no roof over your head, what do you have to lose?

You accept the offer and return with her to cult headquarters. Something interesting about cults: all cults are sex cults. It doesn't have to be in the name. You didn't even think of this at first, but it doesn't take long for you to realize how much the cult members wish to please their leader.

How will you take advantage of their reverence? Can you keep the cult aloft? Will you successfully defend the cult from its enemies? It's all up to you in "My Life as a Cult Leader."

Even the dullest girl can become a hero in the right circumstances. When one day, Fukima witnesses her good friend being kidnapped by an evil organization, she goes right to work on the rescue. Fortunately for Fukima's friend, she has a trick up her sleeve.

Fukima was born with natural sexual powers she can use to defeat this evil organization. She is a shape-shifting heroine who uses shame as a source of limitless power. To enhance her strength, all she has to do is commit humiliating sexual acts.

Fukima doesn't care what she has to do to get her friend back. She'll commit every embarrassing and shame-inducing sexual act she can think of.

As you battle against evil henchmen, keep an eye on your power suit and maidenly innocence. You can recharge your suit with shame, but if you lose all your maidenly innocence, you will no longer feel shame, thus rendering you vulnerable to your enemies.

That brings me to "Fallen Wife Honami." The main character Kojito is a typical everyday office worker with a pretty bland existence. Not much compelling occurs, but he is still satisfied because of his gorgeous wife. They met in college and married soon after graduation.

While Kojito is proud of his wife, he has one issue. She is very sexually reserved. His wife is shy and doesn't get involved in their sex life. Instead, she just lays there like a sex doll.

After a remarkably frustrating night of not having adequate sex, Kojito gripes to a coworker. The coworker sympathizes with Kojito's concern and offers a resolution in the form of a unique and powerful aphrodisiac.

At first, Kojito is scared to try it, but eventually, he slips it to his wife and waits for it to kick in. Afterward, the two go out for an evening on the town, and Kojito's wife turns into a totally different person. She's entertaining, gregarious, and aroused.

The two dance long into the evening before going home and fucking each other brain-dead. However, not everything is alright. Now Kojito's wife is so horny he fears he can't please her. Will she go out pursuing penis in other places?

Fucking for Freedom

Up next is "Saria and Obscene Events." Saria is a dangerous mercenary who specializes in defeating evil forces. She makes her living fulfilling the requests of weaker people to save them from monsters.

One day, Saria comes upon the town of Oxis. The town has been ravaged by bandits lately and is desperate for assistance. These aren't ordinary bandits, though. Instead, these bandits attack using humiliating sexual acts that have the villagers fearing for their virginity.

Thomas Taihei Games is a fantastic adult gaming website. It's clear that Thomas is passionate about the topic. He's gone above and beyond to find some of the best porn games ever made.

My one complaint is that I can't drag links to a new tab, so I can easily continue browsing while the selected game loads up. I like to be efficient with my jerking.

I trust Thomas to handle my porn gaming needs, and you should, too.

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