PlayForceOne

Porn is forever maturing as the technology available for its creation becomes increasingly refined. The first porn image was probably a stick figure drawn in the dirt with two big circles under its head for boobs. Pretty soon, soil wasn't the only available shade. Oil paints must have taken the porn world by storm after its advent. Honestly, I’m blown away that society didn't crumble to pieces once photography dropped in price, let alone motion pictures. How did anyone find the inspiration to go outside? Society should have folded into chaos.

To Infinity and Beyond

Yet, somehow humanity found ways to propel itself onward despite the loud volume of his monkey brain. Man knew that for porn to keep progressing toward a future where it was free and plentiful for all, we had to keep the culture intact. Every day, scientists, politicians, historians, and artists put down their peters and picked up the tools of their respective trades. It wasn't uncomplicated, but they had us in mind. We are the benefactors of all their effort. Don't let that effort be spent in vain by not beating your meat.

Smash cut to modern man, and we are not far from installing a computer chip in our brains and injecting porn directly into our frontal lobes. To be honest, that might be the final blow. I don't think society will survive such a development. We aren't mature enough. We don't have the self-control required to wield such power. Perhaps one day, but certainly not now.

 Until we reach that point, we have porn video games to keep us sated. When porn video games were first released, I had my doubts. Could they really compete with HD close-ups of a slut's vaginal walls? Could fun and arousing gameplay ever make up for realism? I should have known it could. I've never met a brand of porn I didn't love. (Except incest)

Video game porn started humbly enough, but now there are as many porn games as orthodox ones. Far too many for one fapper to keep track of by his lonesome. That is unless that masturbator is The Porn Dude.

I am a hero to my readers. I've dedicated my existence to all aspects of porn, from dirt drawings to video games. I go where ever I'm called, so think of me as a porn Jesus here to spread the gospel of porn games.

Take Off

Today that gospel brings me to Play Force One. It's hard to say if Play Force One has ever handled the president's in-flight porn game needs, but they should. I bet the president would be pleased with the results. That is, if he can still get hard. I certainly wouldn't want to fuck the first lady.

Play Force One doesn't dabble in adult gaming. It's all they fucking do. Because of this, they've curated a collection of the best porn games available on the internet.

To go along with the stocked archives, Play Force One is also well-designed. Perhaps not as well-designed as Air Force One, but damn close to it. If you slapped some surface-to-air missiles on Play Force One, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two.

There isn't much of a main menu on Play Force One. It only consists of buttons to sign up or log in. At the bottom of the page is a list of the twenty best games. This currently includes "Curt Maddox Demo," "Redemption of Jessika," "Wild Wet West," "Genesis Order," "Saving Cloe," "Sensual Haunting," "Amazing Day with Eleanor," "Treasure of Nadia," "Beneath Steel Clouds," and "Being a Dik."

Ghastly Gash

With the details out of the way, let's move on to checking out some of the games. I'll begin with "Sensual Healing." You play as the ghost of Sammy Grainsville, who died under suspicious circumstances over twenty years ago. You now haunt the home where you died until you can achieve peace in the afterlife.

Thanks to you, no one has lived in the home for some time, but the murder of Sammy has become old news. No one talks about it anymore, which means a new family is finally moving in.

The family consists of Hans, the husband, Marin, the wife, and Elizabeth, the daughter. They are a pretty average family excited to be in their new home.

At first, you are unbothered by the new neighbors, but you are awakened by the lust of Elizabeth as she masturbates in bed one night. You suddenly feel alive in ways you haven't since the murder, and now you want to fuck.

Soon, you can also feel the sexual frustration radiating off Marin. Her husband must not be performing well in the bedroom. She's desperate for a cock to make her cum. Can you help Liz masturbate? Will you dick down, Marin? And what will Hans have to say about all of this?

Wasted Education

I know my readers will enjoy "Being a DIK." You motherfuckers wasted your college careers going to class, taking tests, getting mediocre grades, and being average students. What a fucking waste of time. And look at you. Where has all that work gotten you? Back in your parent's basement? At least if you spent your college years fucking you'd have some decent memories to look back on while you eat pizza and watch "Naruto" for the fifth time.

I used my time during college to fuck every cunt I could get my grubby little mitts on. By the time I walked across the aisle, there wasn't a cunt on campus that I hadn't made squirt multiple times. While I don't have a time machine to offer, so you can go back, do it all over again, and make up for your mistakes, I can provide you with a porn video game that scratches the itch. In "Being a DIK," you play a popular college freshman that just joined a party frat.

Before getting to college, you grew up in a poor household. You have never experienced life like the one DIK provides. Take full advantage of this by doing drugs, drinking booze, and fucking sorority cunts. It's not as good as real college pussy, but it's as close as you're getting.

Creation Myth

I'm not particularly familiar with the bible. Still, I doubt its first book has anything to do with the events depicted in "The Genesis Order." I'm not sure why I get that feeling, but it might have something to do with all the fucking. In "The Genesis Order," you play as a mighty hero tasked with crushing your arch-nemesis. After defeating your enemies and turning them into a stew, you're rewarded with your choice gash from among the sexiest bitches around.

Unfortunately, just as you reach climax and sling ropes, you awake to find it was all a dream. You're not a superhero with the ability to save humanity. In reality, the bitch you fucked is your boss. The only similarity is that you do kind of hate the cunt. However, hate or not, if you play your cards right, she could be your boss with benefits, and pussy is pussy. Plus, you won't have to work nearly as hard if you make the boss cum on the clock.

Knowing Nuns

I don't believe in heaven, mostly because I found heaven on earth. I can't imagine my life getting any better. However, that doesn't mean religion has no place in my life. On the contrary, it's actually very important to me. By that, I mean I love fucking nuns.

You guys might be surprised to know just how horny nuns are. Society gets distracted by how much nuns love beating up kids, but nuns also like to fuck.

Every few months, I like to visit a convent and let the nuns use my dick as they wish. I don't have to do a damn thing. I just lay down on the floor while a line of bitches takes turns riding me like a coin-operated horse outside a grocery store. 

You fucks will never experience God's light in such a fashion, but with the game "Cumvent," you can get a taste. You play as a man who just scored a job at the Solomon Covenant. That's a perfect name considering King Solomon had one thousand wives and concubines.

"Play Force One may not be as well defended as its namesake Air Force One, but it's still a force to be reckoned bit, at least if you have a penis."

One thing I'd love to see Play Force One add is better game descriptions. I find myself reading summaries on separate sites like Fandom.

Go from getting none pussy to nun pussy in three seconds flat on Play Force One. If it's good enough for the president, it's good enough for you.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Lack of ads

+Large selection

+Simple design

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs better game descriptions