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In a world drenched with high-def 4K porn played on sixty-inch screens with enough pixels to choke a goat, it might be surprising that cartoon porn remains such an integral part of the industry, but it's true. Every day, millions of men across the world choose to watch cartoon porn despite perfectly good live porn being available.

Achieving the Impossible

When cartoon porn first began its rise to power, it was a creature of necessity. Many countries on the planet refused to buy tickets on the porn train, leaving their populations erect and angry.

However, the penis is not one to roll over and die. If it wants to see naked bitches, your dick will find a way. That way was through art. If Real naked bitches can't be depicted, then artists will have to draw them.

The human mind is plastic and malleable. Pretty soon, cartoons went from compromise to the preferred method of porn consumption for many men. It's evolution. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Honestly, I wish I could live on a pure cartoon diet. If I were a hentai fan and artist, you'd never hear from me again. I'd spend all my time creating bespoke porn only I can jerk off to. That sounds like living in a little piece of heaven to me. I could make my own dreams come to life. All I would need in life are pens, paper, and lube.

While it may sound odd initially, the more one thinks about it, the more attractive cartoon porn becomes. Why bother searching every corner of the internet for your perfect woman when you could just create the cunt. That's so much easier.

And just because you can't draw doesn't mean you can't commission someone to create the bitch for you. Thousands of artists around the world will gladly illustrate your perfect woman if you have the money.

Even if you find your perfect live-action porn star, you can't control the content she makes like you can with the animated shit. Porn stars have lines they won't cross and laws they must work within, including the laws of physics. That's not the case with hentai cunts.

Hentai cunts can do and be anything you need them to be. There is no way Eva Elfie will ever travel to the African interior to fuck a water buffalo. It's just not happening. However, there are plenty of motherfuckers that will draw that scene for you to pay rent.

It doesn't matter how incredibly fucked up or unlikely your sexual fantasies are. It doesn't matter how physically impossible they would be for humans to perform. It doesn't matter how many animals would be hurt in the live filming of them. Nothing is off-limits when it comes to cartoons.

That said, you might have to pay a premium price for the more disturbing shit. Think of it as a PTSD surcharge. If illustrating your fantasy will stain an artist's imagination permanently, you should pay them extra. Trust me. Take it from a man with a mind's eye full of unforgettable atrocities performed in the name of masturbation.

One of my favorite aspects of cartoon porn is the fact that the pen can go places the camera cannot. I've invested a lot of money in developing a Go-Pro that can be strapped to the penis during intercourse to get an internal view of the action. Unfortunately, there is no product yet, but I can watch hentai in the meantime.

Many hentai toons include an internal cut-away scene where you can watch the dick enter deep into a cunts organs. If I were Superman, this is how I'd use my X-ray vision during sex. I want to see my dick hard at work making bitches cum as it head butts the G-spot. Is that so much to ask?

Despite how fucking awesome hentai is, it gets even better when combined with gaming. Adult video games have been around for decades, but they've only recently gained steam as a popular way to beat your meat.

I get it. Control makes hentai the potent force for perversion it is. The same can be said for adult video games, so when you combine the two, it inspires sperm to make a hasty exit from the balls they grew up in

My readers spend all day playing video games and whacking their willy, so why not blend the activities? Hopefully, you fuckers have the dexterity to work a game controller in one hand while you stroke with the other.

The H Bomb

If you think you have the skills, head to Only H Games. For all the geniuses out there, "H" stands for hentai, and boy, do these fuckers have a lot of it.

Only H Games takes its visual clues from porn forums. Navigation is a blast. You won't be able to stop scrolling through the countless aisles of smut.

The main menu resides up top and contains the options Request, Report link, Game not work, Translations status, Language selector, Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Search, Home, Language, Hentai games, Uncensored, Genres, Android, Advanced search, Best hentai, and Get premium.

Hentai may have origins in Japan, but it's become a popular resource worldwide. I'd say it's Japan's most beloved export. As such, Only H Games offers its site in various languages, including English, Dutch, Spanish, Chinese, Portuguese, and Japanese.

If you come across a game on Only H Games that isn't translated in your language, you can make a request and track its status on the "Translation status" page. The translations are often done by fans, so you'll have to have patience, something my readers have a short supply of. Which is weird. It's not like you fucks have a schedule or anything important to do with your lives.

The Freedom to Play Anywhere

Android users will find downloading and enjoying content from Only H Games on their phones easy as fuck. Think about all the time you waste not playing porn games during the day. Now imagine if you could have all your favorite porn games in your pocket, ready to play anytime. You'd never be bored again.

I don't get frustrated waiting in long lines anymore. I love it. Lines are just as an excuse to play "Revenge of the Female Demon King," "Horny Adventurer Karen," or "A Sex Slaves Love Story."

The only thing better than playing games like "Night School Festival: What Happened to My Childhood Friend During Summer Vacation" at the bank is watching other people watch me play at the bank. You'd think they've never seen a vagina be penetrated by a billy club before. What a bunch of pussies.

Only H Games is a free site, but they offer premium services to users who fall in love with the place. It only costs five bucks a month and gets you links without ads, removes the banner ads, gives you priority requests, and allows you to make posts. It's a must for anyone who regularly uses Only H Games.

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Let's peek in on one of the games you'll find haunting the archives of Only H Games. "NTR Sisters Mia and Yumi" is the perfect game for dudes who want to fap their wangs but also appreciate drama and a compelling storyline.

You play as the young university student Eda. Eda was having a great year at school until he decided to surprise-visit his long-time girlfriend, Yumi. When he enters her room, Yumi is in bed with a random dude Eda has never seen before. What the fuck.

And worst yet, Yumi doesn't even stop fucking the dude. Instead, she explains that you haven't pleased her sexually, so this is your fault. Ain't that some shit? What a dumb slutty cunt.

You're devastated. You worry that you may never be able to find a girlfriend again. You're too traumatized. However, after a few months pass, you run into Yumi's sister, Mia. Mia was always hotter, but you didn't get to know her while dating Yumi.

You and Mia hit it off, and soon you two are dating. But Eda is still affected by what Yumi did. Will you be able to recover and fuck the shit out of Mia well enough that she doesn't cheat on you just like her sister did? That's up to you.

"If you enjoy hentai, you'll adore playing hentai games on Only H Games". It's free, well-designed, and full of arousing content.

One thing that Only H Games is missing is better game descriptions. People want to know what the fuck is happening before they start playing new games, and a one or two-sentence description doesn't fit the bill.

Why watch the hentai when you can become the hentai on Only H Games?

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Fast load times

+Android downloads

+Forum-based design

PORNDUDE HATES

-Short game descriptions