LoversLab

Gaming is a blast. Who doesn't love sitting down and diving into a fantasy world where you can be a hero that saves the world or its worst villain? It's certainly more exciting than the lives my readers generally live.

Pussy Over Games

I don't get much time to play video games anymore. I'm way too busy crushing pussy to pick up a controller. But don't get me wrong. I think about it sometimes. I look at my PS 5 and X-Box One longingly. But the fact is, when given a choice between gaming and pussy, I'll always choose pussy.

Pussy is the ultimate real-life video game. Much like when I'm a couple of hours into playing God of War or Grand Theft Auto 5, I can't think of anything else but what I'm doing. When I'm balls deep in a cunts cooter or about to slay a giant orc beast, nothing else matters. Not my bills, work, or family. They can all suck a dick.

If my grandmother required CPR or she would die in the next fifteen seconds, she better hope I'm not fucking. Otherwise, that lovely lady better prepare to meet God cause I'm not stopping. I think she would understand. I bet she's still taking the occasional dick in her old people's home.

Old People Be Fucking

Actually, from my understanding, old people's homes are cesspools of sex and sexually transmitted infections. If you're dying anyway, you might as well go out swinging. I planned on dying comfortably at home, but now I may have to move into the old person's home early. I want to get there before my hips go bad.

The nice thing about getting sexually transmitted infections when you're old is that no one cares. Do you think some eighty-five-year-old hag will care if I have HerpAIDS? Fuck no. She will die of bone loss long before my dick gets to her.

But anyway, enough about my grandmother's sex life... No. Wait. One more thing. How much Viagra is being doled out in old people's homes? They could bang as they can now forty years ago. It must have been a sad state of affairs.

I bet I could make a killing selling Chinese knockoff Viagra at half the price of the name-brand shit. I'll have everyone up at Golden Estates hard as a rock. I',m handing out heart attacks to everyone. Get 'em while you can.

Now I'm done talking about my grandmother's sex life; back to video games. You guys already know the one type of game I do play regularly is porn games. However, I would play more traditional shit if only they included titties.

I don't get why it's not more of a thing. I get that games have to be marketed to teens, but these days there are more than enough adult gamers to support a game with some titties. Unlike some of their predecessors, millennials never put down the controller.

Unfortunately, we may still be a few years away from tits becoming mainstream if they ever do. However, there are some geeky masturbators out there. In fact, most geeks are regular meat beaters, and they're always looking for ways to increase the quality of the user experience. What better way to make any game better than to throw in some sex?

Some games are better suited to sexualizing than others. It would be fucked up to make a "Last of Us" game where the two main characters bang.

Ripe For Fucking

But something like "Grand Theft Auto Five" is ripe for some fucking. There shouldn't be a single clothed woman in the entire game. Think of the horrible shit Trevor would get up to if GTA was X-rated. I can only imagine. He'd probably be huffing gas out of bitches pussies. There's no way that doesn't leave a chemical burn scar.

You motherfucker's will be happy to know that there are people who spend time turning your favorite traditional games into porn masterpieces. Now that's what I call doing the Lord's work.

One such place you can find a supply of mod software is Lover's Lab. This place is very appropriately named. It's a scientific lab where the greatest perverted minds on earth can come together and improve upon their favorite games.

Lover's Lab is a forum and blog where you can download mods, learn the secrets behind creating your own mods, and pick the brains of the geniuses behind the site. Never before will you have learned so much while jizzing at the same time. What a combo.

You don't think a bunch of video game porn mod specialists would build a shoddy website, do you? Fuck no. The place is sharp, easy on the eyes, and simple to navigate. It doesn't have shiny bells and whistles because it doesn't need them.

The main menu resides up top and contains the options Sign in, Sign up, Search bar, Forums, Downloads, Blogs, Clubs, Browse, and Activity. Down the right side is a list of the newest topics and files so you can easily stay up to date on all of the recent happenings. I wouldn't want you guys missing out on a fuckable Pokemon Go app.

The center of the front page is taken up by the forum split into nine categories: Community, "Skyrim," "Fallout 4," "Oblivion," "Fallout 3 New Vegas," "The Sims 4," "The Sims 3," Other games, and General discussion. Some of the other available game mods are "Dead or Alive," Paradox Games, "Starbound," "Rimworld," "X Change Life," Hentai, Misc adult mods, and Misc.

I don't think we have to wonder what happens in the adult mod of "Rimworld." I'm going to guess it involves a whole lot of asshole licking. Imagine controlling a bitches tongue while it pierces your brown eye. That's a level of control you can't even have in real life.

Rimming the Sky

Let's talk about one of these mods. "Skyrim" might be the most popular game ever when it comes to adult modding. "Oblivion" and "Skyrim" might be the most modded games ever made. People are always trying to improve the interface, graphics, AI, and gameplay. Sure, all of that shit is fun, but what about the tits! Don't forget about the tits, goddamnit.

The levels of perversion in "Skyrim" mods vary wildly. Some simply improve the breast physics so they bounce around more realistically. Others cater to those with vore, amputee, and scarred body fetishes. Who doesn't love a little body horror in their fantasy gameplay?

Is there femboy content? You bet your fucking ass there is femboy content. You'll be the faggiest wizard in all of Winterhold. Dudes will travel from the map to get blown by you.

As I'm sure you could have guessed already, there is a multitude of dick and boob enhancers. One thing that always troubled me about Skyrim is package size. There's no way some wizards and Bards don't have fat hogs on them.

And what about the Khajiit? As cat people, do they have a human-like penis or a cat-like penis? For those unaware, cats have barbed penises to lock the pussy in. (double entendre intended). If that's the case, you might not want to let your femboy character be anally penetrated by them. Stitches can't heal everything, and cat scratches get easily infected, so I can only imagine what their barbed genitals would do.

Everybody loves an anatomically correct minitor. No matter what game I'm playing, be it "Mario Kart" or "God of War," I always think about how minotaur cock would make the gameplay better. Fortunately, Lover's Lab has the solution.

One of the most popular Skyrim mods is the "set all armor as revealing." Who wants to look at fully clothed NPCs? Certainly not me. I want to see tits and ass everywhere I look. I recommend you start with that shit and go from there.

Fantasy Blacked

Blacked is one of the most popular porn studios to ever come out of the woodwork, so I knew there would be some Blacked-like mods. Skyrim and big black cocks go together like white on rice. And these aren't just big BBCs. They are fucking massive. I'm talking giant. Speaking of giants, yes, you can make the giants have orgies. When they hump you, you go flying across the map.

Lover's Lab has the power to turn your next traditional gaming session into a sticky jizz soaked mess. You better put a plastic bag around your PS5 so the fans don't get clogged up with sperm.

My only wish is that more threads included screenshots of the mods. I want to see what I'm getting myself into before downloading and installing the mod.

It's time to entertain your mind and penis at the same time. The dick wizards await.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+High-quality mods

+Helpful forum members

+Wide selection fitting all needs

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs more screenshots