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The other day I was reminiscing about the sexiest video game characters ever designed. Anyone who has ever picked up a game controller has a favorite fuckable character. This is by no means an exhaustive list, but I figured I would share one of my top ten.

Sonya Fucking Blade

Who the fuck doesn't want to bone Sonya Blade. She was the only female character in the original Mortal Kombat. Her ample bosom and aggressive personality have always turned me on.

I bet she loves being on top. I'd almost be worried she might injure my manhood. It's a good thing my shit is so bulky. It can take quite a bit of damage before going soft. It's been nearly snapped in half and kept on chugging.

Being a member of the special forces, Sonya keeps in shape. I could wash laundry on her muscular body. I bet she could pick me up and body slam my penis inside her pussy.

There is no way this cunt doesn't do anal. She loves it. I'd stake my life on it. Furthermore, I bet her strong butt cheeks make for a tight anus. I might not even fit. That doesn't matter, though. Sonya doesn't give up. She'll pack my wang in her colon no matter what it takes.

I just have to be careful not to upset her. My penis must be at the ready twenty-four-seven. Otherwise, I might get my ass whooped. Nothing is more embarrassing than getting your ass kicked while you're nursing an erection.

I love a woman in uniform, and Sonya looks delectable in her military garb. But, as good as those clothes look on her, they'd look even better on the floor next to my bed.

How fortunate are we to live in a generation where porn video games exist. You don't have to imagine what Sonya looks like naked anymore. Instead, you can go to one of ten thousand porn gaming sites and see for yourself.

However, I don't recommend visiting just any old adult gaming site. My readers only deserve the best. That's why today I'm bringing you New Lewd Ninja.

Nude and Lude

New Lewd Ninja is a dedicated adult gaming site with a seemingly endless selection of video games that will have your cock spouting semen like a Yellowstone geyser.

The design is dark and friendly to the eyes. I could play games here for twenty-four hours straight and still not get eye strain. The general aesthetic is somewhere between a porn tube and a porn forum, making navigating fun and intuitive.

The main menu resides up top and contains the options Home, Language selector, 3D games, Comics, Animations, Discord, Adult games, Adult games in your browser, Sign in, Search bar, and a link to your favorite porn review specialist extraordinaire. Below the main menu is the featured game of the day. Today that game is "Paradise Beach," but more on that later.

Content on the front page is split into four categories: New porn games, Latest XXX game updates, New adult R34 comics, and New adult R34 animations.

New Lewd Ninja is a global endeavor. As such, they offer the site in five languages: English, Polish, Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, and Danish.

Don't forget to check out some animations if you get tired of gaming. Many originate from cut scenes in games you can play on New Lewd Ninja. It's a great way to find a new game to play.

A Dead Father. A Hard Cock

Let's hop into the game selection on New Lewd Ninja, beginning with the featured game of the day, "Paradise Beach." You play as a young man who has spent his entire life living on a small archipelago in the middle of the ocean.

Since you were a small boy, your family has trained you in the arts of fighting and survival. At this point, you're a one-man army ready to take on any situation.

Because your grandfather is a weapons collector, you've learned how to use a wide range of killing implements, from swords to maces. Then, one day, while out fishing, your father dies. It was tragic and heart-wrenching, but your grandfather is there to console you.

However, your grandfather turns out to not be the man you thought he was. Not only is your grandpa a weapons collector, but he is also a weapons dealer. You don't take this news very well. You thought your gramps was an upstanding citizen; instead, he is a hardened criminal.

That's when you decide to move out of your grandfather's house to make it on your own. You seek to live a quiet and moral life to make up for the sins of your family. If your gramps is a weapons dealer, who knows what your dad was up to.

Unfortunately, events out of your control keep trying to suck you into the dark side. Your job is to find a way to survive, but you won't be able to do it alone. You'll have to make friends with the men and fuck all the women.

It's not long before your penis is known all throughout the island. Women travel in boats to get a taste of your dong. Can you continue to accumulate wealth and notches on your bedpost? That's up to you and your prowess.

Chess Sex

I can't say I've ever gotten a boner while playing chess, but "Chess Game" seeks to change that. You'd think "Chess Game" would be self-explanatory, but it has quite an involved storyline.

You play a man obsessed with chess living in a world flipped on its head by a future that came too fast. Between a climate crisis and the rise of AI, the planet has been thrown into chaos.

Many people speculate that this change was designed. They think men in black suits arraigned this chaos to grab more power. You're desperate to figure out what is happening so you can stop the fall of man.

To figure it out, you'll have to analyze the past, present, and future for clues and evidence. Fortunately, you have the analytical mind of a high-level chess master.

You not only see chess when you play. You see it as you move through life. Your job is to move the pieces, win games, and discover what evils have cursed humanity.

Of course, the chess pieces you play with aren't of the classic sort. These pieces are sexy naked sluts who prefer to fuck than fight. What happens when the rook tries to take the naked queen? Will they fuck" Will the queen blow the rook? Will someone's asshole be involved? You'll have to play to find out.

Where are all of the "My Little Pony" fans out there? I know there are a bunch among my readership. Beta fags always love "My Little Pony." This next one is for you pussies. "Friendship with Benefits" is a furry game based on the planet of Arcadia. Arcadia is a supernatural world where all anyone ever thinks about is fucking. I'm not talking about sex. I'm talking about fucking hard. It's the ideal place for the character you play. In fact, it's why he came in the first place and why he continues to cum every day.

You can live out all your most fucked up and perverted furry fantasies in Arcadia. You'll blow out pony pussy after pony pussy until you've got nothing left to give. Then you'll have to fuck the pony asshole, also! This will be a true test of stamina.

Spectacular Tentacocks

Who wouldn't fucking click on a game titled "Tentacular"? It doesn't matter if you like tentacle porn or not. The curiosity a game title like "Tentacular" inspires is undeniable.

You play as an alien being named Guukruxx. Despite not being from Earth, Guukruxx is built like an octopus. One day, your starship shits the bed, leaving you floating helplessly in space until you are rescued by the beautiful and horny Rebecca.

All Rebecca wants to do is fuck and fuck and fuck some more. She's insatiable. Fortunately, your tentacles are always hard and ready to bone. Don't forget to sell your sperm slime to buy pheromones to make the bitch even hornier. I'd hate to see you wear her out.

New Lewd Ninja is a sleek adult gaming site with a selection of content that will keep you coming back again and again. You'll love the dark background and familiar design.

My only complaint about New Lewd Ninja is the popups. They aren't the worst offenders on the net, but the ads still get in the way occasionally. However, it won't ruin your experience.

If you fuckers haven't tried adult gaming, New Lewd Ninja is ready to introduce you.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Intuitive design

+Large selection

+Quick loads for your quick loads

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-Popups