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I know you motherfuckers barely read well enough to make it through one of my articles, so perhaps this is a dumb question, but have you ever read a make-your-own-adventure book? Maybe something in the "Goosebumps" series.

Make-Your-Own-Adventure

For years I would think about the days of reading such books and wishing there was an equivalent for porn. It's a damn shame I couldn't control the actions of my favorite porn back in the day, but fortunately, those days are over. The porn video game movement has begun.

Once you get a taste of porn video games, you may never watch traditional recorded porn again. Sadly, porn games may be as close as you ever get to having intercourse with a woman. At least you can relish in the fact you weren't born a hundred years ago when your only choice was to jerk off to your feeble imagination.

I don't want you motherfuckers jerking off on just any porn game site, though. What you bastards need is Fap Nation. I've felt like a denizen of Fap Nation for years, and I'm sure you have also. You don't get a better website name than that.

Games and Animations

Fap Nation does two things and two things only: Porn video games and erotic animations. The admin has mastered the art of finding the best porn games and porn game designers the perverted internet has to offer. I hope your balls are full cause you won't be able to stop stroking for the next few weeks.

The design of fap nation is dark and simple, if a bit scattered and stark. The main menu lives up top and contains the options Home, Completed, Recommended, Games, Animation, Lewd video 18+, Seach, and a Link to your favorite porn review specialist.

Down the right side are thumbnails for the most popular and trending games. This currently includes such hits as "Cabin by the Lake," "Chains of Pleasure," "Being a DIK," "Fap Nights at Frennia Night Club," "The Twist," "The Genisis Order," "Spooky Milk Life," "and "Witch Hunter."

Content down the center of the main page is split into three categories: Recommended, Latest games, and Animations. I suggest starting with the recommended games. There is a reason they're so popular. While you can't trust people for much, you can trust your fellow masturbators to find some decent porn games.

The Selection

Let's check out some of the games you'll find on Fap Nation, starting with "Depravity." Depravity used CGI graphics with an anime twist. You play a successful college student who recently lost it all in the great Bitcoin crash. That fucking sucks. Never put all your eggs in one basket.

You are now homeless and forced to withdraw from your classes like some plebian. What a horrific turn of events. Fortunately, your mother invites you to move back home until you get on your feet.

Unfortunately, living at home again is going to be a stressful experience. Despite your recent hard times, your sisters are still jealous little bitches willing to undermine you at any second. The only solution is for you to fuck the shit out of them to keep their mouths shut.

While you're busy dealing with your sisters, don't forget about your mom. She's not just going to let you live at home for free, and she's already aware you have no money. How can you repay your mother for her generosity? Perhaps you can tickle her clit and make your mom cum harder than she has in twenty years. God knows your Dad isn't doing the trick.

While you're wrapped up fucking around with your family, you also need to deal with neighbors and old flames. Hopefully, you have a lot of dick to go around because you're going to need it, chap.

My Dorm

Staying with the college theme, let's take a peek at "My Dorm." You play as Mark. (name can be changed) Mark has just come home from college to discover that your Dad is on the lamb with his hot Caribbean mistress.

It turns out that Mark's Dad has been embezzling money from his job for years, and they just found out. Rather than spend the rest of his life in jail, your pops hit the road.

As a bonus, your Dad also got to leave his now ex-girlfriend behind at home. Devastated, the ex is thrown into a depression that only your dick can dig her out of. When the Dad is out to work, the son comes home to play. Give that bitch the best cock you can. She deserves it.

While you are busy making up for the sins of your father, you also need some money. What better way to score a quick buck than to turn your Dad's house into a college dorm?

Having a dorm would be the perfect excuse to invite one of your eight ex-girlfriends over to fuck. You're a young man. Your cock can't be sated by one pussy alone. You need to get the whole band back together and on your man meat. It's the only way you can hope to survive.

I bet your Dad's home has never been in an orgy. This could be the ideal time to blow her mind. Whenever I'm fucking milfs, I like to supplement my pussy supply with some 18+ college whores. It's the perfect combo.

Space Pussy

Next up, we have "Space Corps XXX." All the "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" fans out there will get a kick out of this game. You play a young and dumb farmhand from Ganymede. You've never left your little moon, but the adventure has just been thrust upon you as you've been conscripted into the Space Corps.

Fortunately, unlike the military on planet Earth, Space Corps mainly focuses on fucking aliens than fighting the enemy. The solar system is a perverted place. Species are trying to fuck every minute of every day in hopes of creating freakish half and half species babies.

This dating sim will have you trying to balance multiple girlfriends while still having time to go on dates with fresh and strange pussy. You'll have to mind your Ps and Qs if you don't want to get busted by one of your old ladies. They will have their eye out on you.

However, if you play your cards right, you might just be able to convince them to have an orgy. You'll have to be slick, but take it from me. I persuade women to have group sex with me all the time. It's definitely possible, at least for an alpha male such as myself.

Reading the Bible

That takes me to "The Genesis Order." I've never read the book of Genesis, but I have played the game, and I must say, the game is way better than the book.

You play as a mighty hero charged with beating a traditional wicked villain. After stepping on his throat and celebrating your win, you're rewarded with the gash of the most fuckable sluts on the planet.

Unfortunately, just as you sling ropes across the bedroom, you awake to find it was all a dream. You almost totally forgot how shitty your life is. In reality, the whore you fucked is your boss. She's not a big supporter of the work you do around the office, but if you're alpha enough, she could be your boss with benefits. Who gives a shit if you can't handle an excel sheet when your tongue game is on point. That's what a female boss really wants to know.

King of the Hill

You guys aren't the kings of anything, so perhaps you'd like to play "Pill King." Pills aren't exactly the best thing to be the king of, but at least you'd have a hill to rule over.

You play an MC who just returned from two years in the army. Upon your return home, you notice that your parents have been arguing a ton. While you were off playing around in the military, your parents were busy being poor as fuck, and it's torn a rift in their relationship.

In order to help them make ends meet, you decide to get a job with the largest pill manufacturer around. From the very first day, you can tell this place is different and will change your life forever.

This game is perfect for guys who have always wanted to watch their parents fuck. Why? Because the main character of "Pill King" takes the time to watch his parents fuck to make sure their relationship is ok. I can think of around a thousand better ways to take the temp of your parent's relationship, but I guess watching them fuck works too.

My only complaint about Fap Nation is the pop-ups. You'll have to navigate them if you want to play the awesome games on Fap Nation.

Don't let me get in the way of watching your parents fuck. Hit Fap Nation this instant.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Large game selection

+Perversion on max

+High quality animations

PORNDUDE HATES

-Pop-ups