Adult Empire Hentai

The capability of people to adapt is unequaled. Compromises made in the face of terrible scenarios can often become our preferred methods of operation.

Penile Plasticity

One of the clearest examples of this is hentai. There are probably a few better illustrations, but hentai fits our needs perfectly. It was born a child of necessity in places where real porn wasn’t readily available due to law, cultural norms, or technological ability. These days, many men with access to every variant of porn imaginable prefer the tender embrace of a cartoon slut over Abella Danger's flesh-and-blood ass any day of the week.

That speaks of something remarkable about Man, wouldn't you say? About our resiliency. Our denial to be held down by those who would strangle joy from our lives. Our capacity to take the lemons life hands us and press them into lemonade. It’s an almost mystical skill. Choking the chicken symbolizes the vitality that gives us all life. This force drives creation past its boundaries and into domains of uncharted existence... I mean... it's either that or jerking off feels really good. Who the fuck knows?

Regardless, hentai is now its own entity drawing its own fanbase whether those people live in a place with restrictive porn laws or not. I’m always down to step away from Kimmy Granger and pick up Sailor Moon for a bit. They are both fuckable as all hell but do distinctly different things to my wang.

Kimmy Granger is one of the sexiest bitches in porn. I would give my left leg to have her ride my cock if it wasn't for the fact she already did. That body is the essence of perfect, and she has the face of a model. I want to slap that ass and tell Kimmy she's been a bad girl right at this very moment. She knows she loves it.

Sailor Moon and other hentai characters are something separate, though. They can morph into anything I want in my imagination while somehow still being them. It's a genre where the entire universe is fantasy, not just the slut.

It all sounds esoteric, but the moral of the story I’m trying to build here is that cartoons get my dick to stand at attention, and I love playing pocket pool to them. When it comes time for me to watch some hentai, Adult Empire is a favorite site of mine. They have a fabulous collection of top-notch cartoon porn that will have your crotch spouting semen like the fountains at the MGM Grand.

Raising an Empire

Adult Empire couldn't be more aptly named. If a porn site could ever be described as an empire, it's this bastard. You could spend the rest of your miserable life exclusively fapping your wang on Adult Empire and still have barely scratched the surface of what's available.

Adult Empire is a smut warehouse barely able to restrain the absurd amount of content they have. These glorious motherfuckers have built the porn library of Alexandria. It's like if Amazon skipped books and went right to porn.

The site structure is even reminiscent of Amazon. The system could readily be used to sling anything from office supplies to Cowboy Bebop twink porn parodies. It makes exploring the place a cakewalk. Everything feels familiar and intuitive.

Many Ways to Pay

Adult Empire is a paid premium site, but they offer numerous methods to get your hands on these hentai hussies. Those with premature ejaculation problems may prefer to pay by the minute. Why spend money on more than you need? Some of you pathetic motherfuckers could buy it by the second. I know my fans well. There are a few bastards out there that can't even make it past the ten-second mark. I don't mean to make light of your sad situation, but that shit is hilarious.

The second option is a two-day rental. Not every porn you watch needs to be added to the library. Some just need to be enjoyed once or twice and tossed in the bin, like almost every whore I've ever fucked. Rental prices change depending on the age and quality of the feature. Generally, you should expect to pay around three to five bucks.

The third option is streaming rights to the video for a lifetime. You don't physically own a copy, but it's waiting for you in the cloud anytime you need it. The only downside is that you'll need to be connected to the internet to watch. Once again, the price changes depending on the title, but most hover around four to ten bucks.

The final option is to purchase a full download. That allows you to add content to your personal archives to be watched over and over again whether you're on a plane or not. I love taking myself on a date to the mile-high club. Expect to pay between seven and fifteen bucks for the kit and kaboodle.

The Final Frontier

Let's check out some of the content on Adult Empire, starting with "Space Force: Operation Sex." The galaxy is under threat, and there is only one group with the power to save us all. The Space Force.

However, The Space Force doesn't use traditional means to fight their enemies. Instead, they defend creation as we know it by sucking and fucking their enemies into submission.

The battles are epic, the weapons phallic, and the outcomes are sticky. Never before have I wanted to be such a threat to our humble corner of the galaxy. I want to fight these bitches with all my might. I'd let the whole team run a train on me.

Cock and Honor

That brings me to "House of 100 Tongues." Bitches have often thought I have multiple tongues because my carpet munching is so incredible. Sorry, ladies. I only need one tongue to work the magic I'm capable of while having my face between your legs.

The Takashiro family is an honorable and well-respected family that can trace its roots all the way back to a lineage of nobility back in the days of kings and queens. However, a dark secret has the family moving in a shameful direction that threatens to ruin the family's entire legacy.

Nanako is the family's only daughter. Unfortunately, she is weakened by her uncontrollable lust and rarely plays face for her family. But when a rival family gets word of Takashiro's horrific secret, the family must bind together to fight off these aggressors.

This isn't the time of warriors, though. This war is to be fought behind closed doors. The only thing the Takashiro's can do is send in their daughter to fuck the shit out of the rival family to keep the secret. Fortunately, Nanako's pussy is undeniable. It's so tight and sweet that no man can turn it down.

Nanako won't have to take on this responsibility alone. Her pussy didn't just fall from the sky. It is the product of genetics, so her mom has every bit the talented pussy as her daughter. The two must work together to avoid generations of shame.

Sometime Being Stupid Pays Off

Next up is "Summer School Sex Teachers." The thing about stupid people is that they often have a great dick. That means a place like summer school concentrates these great dicks in one location. That is a perfect recipe for teacher-on-student action.

These teachers should probably be teaching things like math, science, history, and art. Instead, they only focus on one subject, lust. The only thing they care about is fucking as many of the students as possible before the regular school year starts up again.

They let their students use them as fuck dolls as often as the students want. These teachers are sucking, fucking, and flicking the bean all day long. But it doesn't stop there. Many of these teachers have a taste for more extreme sexual acts such as double-penetration, electro-stimulation, Cream pies, and cellphone clit vibrating. Ring ring, bitches.

These ladies are more than willing to go far above and beyond to ensure their students get the highest possible quality education in all matters of perversion. They will be changed men after this summer. When the regular school year starts up again, the rest of the students will sit quietly and listen to stories of orgies, squirting, and cum swallowing.

Adult Empire is one of the best-paid premium porn sites on the internet. The selection of porn is absolutely superb, and I love that they offer multiple ways to make purchases. No matter your budget, you'll be able to get your hands on titles such as "Space Force: Operation Sex."

There isn't much to bitch about on Adult Empire. My only complaint regards the bright white background. It can throw a wrench into my late-night porn-a-thons.

Don't waste another second. Grab your cock and head over to Adult Empire right away.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Incredible selection

+Multiple ways to buy

+Rentals available

PORNDUDE HATES

-Bright white background