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Please don’t misunderstand me. Real-life bitches are outstanding. I enjoy watching them strip, get their asshole plowed out by massive wangs, and eventually basted in cum. But, unfortunately, cunts come with a factory fault - their body is weak. Flesh and bone can only withstand so much abuse before they tear and break under intense pressures and forces. This creates a restriction on how big a set of tits or ass cheeks can be before the owner's body can't get out of bed without passing out and dying. I want to see a gigantic pair of bouncing boobs as much as the next guy, but not if they hang off some handicapped cunt.

Bitches Can't Run From Your Dick if They Can't Run

On second thought, now that I think about it, you guys should look into fucking handicapped cunts. They don’t get much in the way of cock, and life generally sucks for them anyway, so they won’t even notice how incapable you are of making a woman cum. They probably don't even know women have orgasms.

And even if they did notice your lack of skill, what are they going to do about it? Run away? How shitty would you feel if you were fucking some virgin paraplegic bitch so poorly she walked for the first tie just to get away from you. You might as well lop off your penis after that. On third thought, don’t fuck these paralyzed bitches. All my readers will cut off their dicks, and I’ll have none left.

Although on the otherhand, life is all about perspective. This could actually be a great thing. My readers might be the cure for paralyzed bitches. For once, you bastards have the chance to be heroes. You could travel the world disappointing women at such a magnitude their nervous systems repair themselves. They'll call you God Cock.

It sounds nice, but I doubt that's how medician and anatomy work, so perhaps instead of fucking the infirmed, you should try beating your meat to hentai on Porn MD. Porn MD has a selection of hentai porn that will have my readers beating their meat so often they shrivel up and blow away like a sun-dried tomato left on the vine for too long.

Hentai has all the absurd physical ratios your penis demands but only includes the handicapped if you want it to. There is nothing in the real universe to liken cunts in hentai to. Some of these ladies have boobs that comprise well over half their body mass index. If you put those bad boys on a flesh and blood woman, her back would cry out to the Gods in agony. The only thing that could save her is your God cock, if only that's how life worked.

The Milky Way

I would love to see one of these hentai sluts breastfeed, pending that I'm not on the receiving end of the stream. Fortunately, Porn MD has a wealth of breast milk hentai for me to enjoy. The hydrodynamic pressures a hentai cunt's milk experiences are similar to the forces a dying collapsing star faces in its final moments. A quark-gluon plasma is produced as the weak and strong nuclear forces fail to maintain cohesion between subatomic particles.

When the milk shoots out of the nipple tip, it's like a laser beam. The milk becomes superfluid as it seamlessly transforms between all states of matter. Not only would it bifurcate a baby's head, but it would reach escape velocity and travel through interstellar space until coming in contact with a star or planet. At that moment, not only would that solar system be destroyed, but so would the local star system. These are some serious forces we're talking about.

That bitches tits would be like a biological particle accelerator, working at time-bending speeds. Depending on your proximity to the beam of milk, your experience of time will be considerably different than that of someone just a few meters closer or farther away. Depending on the osmotic strength of spacetime in that particular region, a split in subspace may form. Don’t get pulled into that shit if you ever want to play pocket pool on the mortal plain again.

There is one positive in this pile of bullshitery. Breast milk purified through the fabric of the spacetime continuum tastes terrific and has all the vitamins and nutrients a growing baby needs. But, of course, your baby isn’t growing at all. That's because no matter how nourishing a beverage is, when ingested at eighty percent of the speed of light, it will erase your body along with any nearby surroundings.

This is all getting a bit complicated for my readers. I don't want you fuckers to worry about turning this mortal plane inside out with human breast milk. That's why I recommend you watch hentai on Porn MD. When you watch hentai, your only concern is not soaking your roommates' duvet cover in several gallons of cum. I always hate when my roommate does that shit to me.

There is no shortage of locations to get your hentai porn fix on the internet. Not only are there plenty of specialized porn sites for it, but all the major tube sites carry anime, also. As to be expected, many of those sites are fucking shit. No one wants to play around with a shitty website while they have an erect penis in their grip.

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You can know that Porn MD is a quality site because it's porn of the Porn Hub network that also includes Red Tube, You Porn, Tube 8, Thumbzilla, Gay porn, Shop, and Premium services.

The main page of Porn MD couldn't be any more simple. If you've ever Googled something, you'll know how to navigate the place. The only item on the page is a search bar and filters for straight, gay, and trans content.

The link included at the bottom of this article takes us to the search results for "Hentai Anime." Once inside, you'll find that Porn MD has a clean design my readers will discover is sharp and easy to navigate. They don't break the mold with aesthetics but still give visitors a modern experience.

Running along the header is a list of related searches that includes Hentai anal, Anime, Hentai game, Japanese, Hentai monster, Hentai milf, Uncensored hentai, and Hentai wife.

Excellent Content Filter

Down the left side is an extensive content filter to help you sift through the almost one hundred thousand hentai videos on Porn MD. First off, provide your sexual orientation. Second, give a video duration you'd like the content to fall between. The minimum is zero, and the maximum is forty-plus.

Third, provide the desired video quality. The options are all videos or only HD videos. Fourth, select if you'd like to include virtual reality videos in your search. If you're like me, you always keep a VR headset within arms reach in case you get a boner.

The fifth filter allows you to sort content by the date added. You can choose between within twenty-four hours, one week, one month, one year, or all-time. Unless I want the freshest shit dropped that day, I'm an all-time man.

Last up, you can choose the source of the content from all the sites in the Porn Hub network. Below the filter is a button to turn on and off the infinite scroll. You know how I roll. I always stick with the infinite scroll. I can never have enough porn.

Content

You'll find a wide variety of content as you explore the content on Porn MD. The first thing that caught my eye is a Naruto parody. Naruto is one of the most watched animes ever made, so you can bet there is a fuck ton of Naruto-themed porn.

The Naruto shit is pretty bright and cheery compared to some of the other content on Porn MD, such as "The Grim Reaper Who Reaped My Heart." I'd say this Grim Reaper did more than just reap a bitch's heart. He reaped that pussy and asshole, also.

I bet Death has some great dick. The only problem is that it might be made from bone. I bet Mr. Reaper used a basketball player's femur to craft his penis. That bad boy is two feet long and constantly hard.

Porn MD is a member of the elite Porn Hub network. That's all I need to say. Porn Hub doesn't fuck with anything that isn't top-notch, so expect nothing but the best from these guys.

My only complaint is that the content filter doesn't include a rating section. Sometimes I only want to see the primo shit, and I trust my fellow man to discover which videos those are democratically.

All the hentai your little heart desires awaits on Porn MD. Don't waste another second not beating your meat to the stuff.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Part of the Porn Hub network

+As simple as a front page gets

+Great filter

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-Needs a rating filter