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There’s a bevy of reasons to make comic porn a regular part of your porn lineup. First and foremost are the bitches. There are no ugly cunts in erotic comics. Bitches range from sexy to absolutely perfect. The dimensions of these ladies can be fucking wild. I'm talking about teeny waists, immense asses, and fat breasts that would cause a normal human spine to commit seppuku. I'm talking about tits with their zip code and mailing address. Tits that, if placed in space, would throw off the orbits of the inner rocky planets. Tits that, when taken cover behind, could deflect Iranian rocket fire.

And let’s not forget the holes. Tits and ass are great, but they're nothing without the holes. The anuses and gashes on these hentai bitches are immaculate. Pussies and assholes are where the magic happens, so artists draw them tight, wet, and ready to accept cum.

Let Me See it All

My favorite hentai trope is when they do a cut-away panel exposing a cunts birth canal so you can watch the cock as it massages her cooter from the inside. Those scenes are the only reason I know anything about human anatomy. Hentai is better than a biology textbook.

I can't help but wonder if Superman uses his X-ray vision when he fucks bitches. I certainly would. The DC universe is lucky I'm not Superman because no heroing would get done. I'd spend all my time fucking bitches.

I bet SuperWoman likes to watch dicks move around her organs, also. And let's not forget about Batman. Sure, Bruce tries to say he invented X-Ray glasses to fight crime, but we all know the real reason. Batman only created X-ray glasses so he could watch himself fuck Catwoman. That's as good a reason as any. I bet slutty little Catwoman would love watching the mighty Bat Dick get up in their guts. Batman better keep an eye on that bitch before she absconds with his glasses.

Weaving Stories

Second, the plotlines are fucking absurd. There is no single story idea you can think of right now that hasn’t already had multiple hentai cartoons written about it. South American Grandmas that fight pirates with severed balls they stitch on their foreheads to act as cum lasers? Done. Toeless Tasmaninian transvestites with three tits rubbing trilobite fossils against their taints? Done. A world war three robot brothel full of Victorian-era heiresses that time-traveled to the twenty-one hundreds to get robo donged? Guys, there’s a whole series.

As one might expect, the sex positions in hentai get fucking insane. Hentai is not held back by silly things like the laws of nature. Who knows what will happen when you give that kind of creative freedom to degenerates. I’ve seen a bitch spin on a cock at such a high RPM a tornado started and tore apart a trailer park. At those speeds, a traditional woman would tear at the seams. Her arms and legs would be flung to the four corners of the earth. That doesn't bother me, though. It's the torso that contains all the holes I want to use.

With that said, the art in modern hentai is fucking incredible, and the variety seems unending. You can find every style of illustrator, from black and white paper and ink hand drawings to hyper-realistic computer animation. The detail hentai can express is impressive. Artists are constantly finding new methods to illustrate penetration. Those cutout drawings I noted earlier are just the start. Shit gets way more bizarre than that.

Finally, the narratives cover all manner of eroticism, drama, and comedy. If you are looking for a laugh-wank, try something like “Thicc Venom.” If you want drama, look up “Schindlers Fist.” If all you need is hardcore fucking try “A Day at the Vatican.” There is a little something to suit everyone’s preferences because there is no judgment in the world of hentai. You can raise your freak flag and never put that shit down.

Google Splooge

I bet you motherfuckers are chomping at the bit to watch some hentai right now, so let's check out Nude Vista. Nude Vista is a porn tube site concentrated more on finding great content than composing fantastic web design. These guys essentially stole their whole aesthetic from Google image search. Even the icon they use is based on the red, green, and blue Google symbols.

While such a format gets zip for originality, I'll give it a ten for intuitive navigability. Who hasn't used fucking google? In fact, I've even used Google images to watch porn and jerk off. I like to call it "Google whacking."

Nude Vista does not host any porn. Instead, they provide links to the porn's origin site. This makes it a middleman that screens porn sites for only the best content.

Nude Vista gets videos from a wide range of sites, including Tnaflix, Chanel Preston, XXX Files, Upornia, XHampster, H Clips, Nicky Angel, Mature Club, Bravo Tube, HDZog, BDSM X Tube, and Dee Williams.

The main menu hangs out at the top of the site. It includes the options Home, Search bar, Language selector, Log in, Mobile, Preferences, Favorites, Tubes, Pictures, Models, Directory, Advanced search, and Live sex. Adjacent to the search bar is a small filter that currently includes Gay, Tranny, Bizzare video, Filter by length, Filter by date, and More.

Nude Vista offers its site in twelve languages. It's not as many as Google has, but it's still a respectable number. Nude Vista hasn't been around as long as some of the major tube sites, but they made a global impact in the time they've had.

The mobile version of the site is every bit as usable as the desktop version. As you may have guessed, they snatched the Google aesthetic for mobile also.

So Many Bitches

Because Nude Vista gets videos from smut sites all over the web, the list of featured actresses is longer than a CVS receipt. It's fucking madness. You could beat your meat to a different whore every day for the rest of your life and still have bitches to spare.

Nude Vista's model search filter should be copied by every porn tube in existence. It's incredibly efficient. The filter includes almost every parameter I can think of, including Eye color, dimensions, Race, Profession, Birthplace, Piercings, Career start date, Career status, Age, and Birthday.

Of course, they list all the most popular models on the front of the site, but they also post models with upcoming birthdays. I've got a present for you bitch. It's called my giant cock, and if you unwrap it, it spits at you. Who am I kidding? I don't wrap up my cock.

Unique Advanced Filter

The advanced search on Nude Vista is quite unusual. Most advanced searches look something like the model search I just covered. Instead, this one has you typing.

There are four levels to the search. The first is labeled "All these words." You can go crazy here and list all the words that describe what you are looking for. The second is labeled "This exact word or phrase" and can help you locate particular titles.

The third is labeled "Any of these words." For example, let's say you typed "tight hentai pussy." The search result will give you all the tight videos, all the hentai videos, and all the pussy videos. Finally, the last advanced search option is labeled "none of these words." This is great for filtering out ugly cunts.

He Died Doing What He Loved

You'll be impressed with the variety as you browse content on Nude Vista. I know what my readers like most: Incest. Don't worry. There is plenty of incest on Nude Vista. Could you imagine dying of a heart attack while jerking off to incest porn only to have your body discovered by your mom? My understanding of rigor mortis tells me you'd still be gripping your cock while incest porn emanates loudly from your computer.

Speaking of family, there is no shortage of pregnancy porn on Nude Vista. For example, there is "Pregnant Anime Hentai Porn" for Eporner. The content here isn't creatively named, but at least the titles don't leave mysteries. Who needs a content description when the titles are so descriptive?

Nude Vista is to porn what Google is to knowledge. You fuckers will love how easy browsing the site is. There is so much fucking porn on Nude Vista it will make your head spin. Before you visit, you should make a run to the lube store. There is nothing worse than running out of lube mid-session.

One thing I wish Nude Vista didn't copy from Google is the white background. Eye health becomes a concern when you watch as much porn as I do.

It's time for you bastards to grab your cocks and hit up Nude Vista for some incredible hentai porn.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Familiar design

+Finds content from all over the net

+Lack of intrusive ads

PORNDUDE HATES

-Bright background