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For fans of the Porn Dude, pornography is all about the impossible. That's because having real-life sex is an impossibility for you fucks. The activities conducted in even the most boring, fully clothed hand job porn far exceed anything you fuckers will ever get to do to a woman's body. Everyday missionary intercourse with a keen and capable partner is deep into the realm of fiction for you wannabe philanderers.

Athlete's Asshole

Actually, depending on how you want to look at it, vanilla sex is impossible for me, also. I haven’t had dull missionary sex since I lost my virginity in the gym locker room. I still can't believe that cunt was willing to lie down in the school showers. She probably got an athlete's foot on her back. Either way, ever since that first vaginal penetration, I’ve been handcuffing cunts, fisting their assholes, and cumming in their ear canal. And that’s just on Thursdays.

However, the instant a Johnson traverses the threshold of a labia in porn, my fans are as far out of their wheelhouse as they would be flying to Pluto on a paper airplane. Despite that simple fact, it doesn’t mean you horny bastards don’t want to try to take the fantasy even farther out. Quite on the contrary. It seems that the more porn my readers imbibe, the more extreme their desires become.

This extremity can take many shapes. Often one of its initial manifestations is BDSM porn. Bondage, domination, and sado-masochism are awesome places for depraved chicken-choking addicts to spread their wings. It's the ideal adult playground where my readers can erode their mental capacities. However, after a while, you'll need to kick it up another notch. Porn never rests on its laurels.

After BDSM has infected the brain of a perv, niche shit tends to come up next. Despite how intense and visceral BDSM is, it's still one of the most popular fetishes amongst both men and women. However, shit can get much more bizarre.

Some of these little pockets are innocent enough. Things like foot fetishes are almost commonplace, and considering what's possible doesn't deserve a bat of the eye. That is until the foot fetish devolves into shit like watching furry midgets in sports mascot costumes smashing bugs under their snow boots. That's where foot fetishes always lead.

Never Enough

Much like any other addiction, masturbation addicts need increasing levels of stimulation to get the same feeling. Trust me. I know. If anyone does, it's me. Some of the porn I watch could make a Vietnam prisoner of war vet cry into his MRE.

Before you know what happened, you're watching Armenean amputees nub fuck wheelchair-bound, mentally disabled grandmas while a bitch with multiple sexually transmitted illnesses flicks the bean into a petri dish to collect and raise a family of pet pubic lice. Is it pretty? No. Does a man have to do what he has to do in order to sling ropes? One million percent.

The only concern is that even with contemporary smut, you'll eventually hit a limit. Your depraved sexual urges will demand feats humans can't accomplish without divine intervention. Upon reaching this level of perversion, a dedicated masturbator has an important decision to make. Will they give their cock a rest and let their tolerance reacclimate to culturally acceptable levels? Or will they lean into the horror and start watching hentai porn?

Bringing the Impossible to Life

Anime brings the truly outlandish and unattainable to fruition. The women depicted in hentai have little in common with the average cunt walking down the street. The stunts they execute are often physically incomprehensible to a person crafted from flesh and blood. It's the final stage of many people's porn addiction—the boss level if you will. Of course, some find hentai earlier than others, but it's often to a masturbator's disadvantage to dive in too early. It will cause your porn tolerance to soar before it can walk.

It's not just the bitches and how they fuck that is impossible. It's also the reactions of bodies. I've never drilled a slut's anus so vigorously that smoke rises like I'm starting a fire by rubbing sticks together. In hentai, on the other hand, it happens every damn day. Even the most vanilla anime includes little details as such.

There is no shortage of places to get your fill of anime porn. It's one of the most populous site variants on the net. But as we all know, rarely does quantity equal quality. You're going to need a man such as myself to help guide you in the right direction.

SM Place is a porn forum with a taste for the darker things in life. The bitches displayed here aren't your average everyday bitches. They need more than dick to cum.

They need whips, chains, handcuffs, and crops. They need spankings, whippings, beatings, and slaps. They need to be pissed on, shit on, bled on, and humiliated. Otherwise their pussies stay dry as a desert.

And that's just the real-life bitches. If it takes all that to make a flesh and blood woman cum on SM Place, imagine what is required to make a cartoon cum. The shit isn't a joke.

Dark Design

The dark design of SM Place is both fitting and comfortable on the eyes. The main menu resides up top and includes the options Forums, Sign up, MtF transformation, Best Mistress cams, Cuck Quean, Log in, and Search.

Forums on the front page are split into five sections: BDSM and fetish experience talks, Pics and video sharing, Personals, Library, and About the forum.

Sitting in the top right corner is an SM Place stat sheet. There are nearly three million threads with over twenty-six million messages between them. There are eighty thousand members, and the most recent addition is some dude named Tom.

Head over to the hentai anime toons section to check out all the animated smut SM Place has for you. I'm a particular fan of the gaming threads here, so let's check out some of their suggestions.

Grab Your Vibrating Game Controller

"Polygon Love 2" is an extremely popular game on SM Place. It's deceptively simple, and nerds love jerking off to it. You play a main character who is allowed to dress up their best friend however they want, and the friend will act like your sister. Basically, you get to craft your perfect sex doll and fuck it all you want.

If you're looking for a bit more action, try "Downhill Night 2." A generation has passed since the events of "Downhill Night 1," but neither racing nor pussy, hasn't gotten any less popular.

You play Akito. Akito is a college student who works a shitty part-time job to have enough money to fuel his addiction to racing arcade games. One day, while making your way to the arcade, a sexy female friend named Rinka offers you a ride.

Rinka is a bad bitch. Instead of pretending to race in video games, she does the real thing with her racing group, The Yotsuya Four Knights Club. The peaceful drive is going well until some punk bitch starts talking shit to Rinka. To settle the argument, the two race with Rinka's pussy on the line.

You can't let this dweeb fuck Rinka before you do. You don't want sloppy seconds. Unfortunately, Rinka can't win this race on her own. She needs your navigational skills, but will they transfer over from game playing to real life? You and your penis better hope so.

It turns out that you two make a good team. You start to take on challengers from far and wide, and with every win, you get to celebrate by fucking the shit out of Rinka.

That brings me to "Disgrace Return Play." You play as a student named Kaoru. Kaoru has a fuckable female friend he goes to school with named Nanao.

Nanao has always liked to make fun of Kaoru by giving him sexually insulting orders, which he always follows. To say Kaoru is a little beta pussy would be an understatement.

However, one day, Kaoru finally had enough and began plotting his revenge. This bitch will never see it coming. And by "it," I mean Kaoru's jizz.

SM Place is a well-crafted porn forum with a thriving and active membership. With around twenty-six million messages to explore, you guys should be kept busy for a while. You better cancel your plans for later in the week.

As great as SM Place is, the popups are still fucking annoying. I know they have to make money, but I'd rather see more banner ads than deal with the popups.

SM Place has enough to keep even the most dedicated masturbators busy, so get started draining your balls this instant.

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