XNEON Hentai

What’s up, freak!? I’ve really been enjoying all this anime I’ve been watching lately! It’s been forever since I’ve jacked off to THIS many 2D titties! Haha! I gotta say… I could get used to it! There’s just something about the infinite creativity hentai has. I mean, anything you can imagine, at some point, you can jack off to it! Haha! No wonder, you fucking weebs prefer 2D girls to 3D Girs. Real girls can’t take cock the way your waifus can!

And you can be damn sure that you can find your fill of cartoon depravity on more than just Pornhub and Hentai Haven. There are literally thousands of sites that you can visit with a collection of some of the hottest hentai you’ve never seen. Today, we’re heading over to xneon.com. This site’s kind of a fan favorite — A dark horse in the world of porn aggregators.

Xneon’s collection of hot amateur sluts will impress anyone with a cock. But for someone like you, there’s more than enough cartoon goodness to go around! With over 35 million+ videos, I’m sure you’ll find something that’ll tickle your balls! Don’t get me wrong though. This isn’t exactly the motherload of Japanese cartoon pussy. This is only one among the many websites, I’ll be enjoying during this hentai journey!

I’m sure you’ll find videos that you’ll remember for the rest of your life. But, like every porn aggregator whose main focus isn’t otaku cock, you’re bound to find a couple of duds too. Isn’t it fucking awesome that your lucky little pecker can get all the 2D titties you want at the click of a button?! You ever consider that? It’s a pretty damn good time to be a pervert. Especially a nerdy one!

Well, let’s not waste any more time. Let me fill you in on what you’ll be getting off to in just a few moments! You’re about to have a pretty good time!

Cleaner Than Any Real Pussy

I was pretty impressed by the overall web design. With aggregators like this, you can almost always expect the content to be hidden behind a jungle of ads. Here, I found myself scrolling through hentai whores with no interruption. You’ll be able to sustain your boner without closing a new window! That’s a good start!

And it’s a good thing too! Because there are 240,000+ hentai videos for you to browse through! That’s right, you horny little weeb! You won’t be able to get through this entire list without busting a load at least once! There are more hentai videos to go through than some dedicated sites! What’s more, you won’t have to guess what happens in each video!

That’s right, this site also features thumbnail previews! You can always tell a site gives a shit about its content and users when they’re willing to save you and your cock time! Xneon already provides one of the best browsing experiences you can ask for from a free aggregator! (I probably forgot to mention… This is all free!)

As soon as you click the hentai category at the bottom of the front page, you’ll be scrolling through a borderless page of more 2D tits than you can handle! Although, you might find 3D tits sprinkled around. Like I said, sites like these aren’t directed to the weeb audience. So, you’ll find some thumbnails of real puss among your precious anime. Hey, maybe you’ll try it one day! Haha!

That kind of makes me think actually… If you had the option to fuck a 2D Japanese cartoon or a real-life girl, which would you choose? Haha! You don’t even have to say anything! I already know the answer! To be honest, the way these girls spaz out when they cum… hentai sex looks kind of a lot better than real sex. I’ve never seen a real person squirt from their tits when they cum before! Haha!

Now that I think about it… I think 2D hentai sex might be better! Like WAY better! Anyway, while you’re imagining getting deepthroated by thicc anime MILF (Who somehow gets an orgasm from it), you can navigate from the most popular videos to the newest. You can find that at the top right of the page. At the moment, that’s about all the filtering you can get.

Hey! There are about 35 million videos! (And counting!) It’s pretty hard to give every video a tag when there are that many! And who the fuck can do that without getting distracted and jacking off?

All The Hentai You Can Cum To

There’s one thing that’ll put porn aggregators over their competition. On-site video playback! This reason, alone, is why you should choose Xneon over other aggregators if you’re thinking of exploring other sites for hentai. Rather than whisk you to the original source where there’s an explosion of ads waiting for you, you can watch the video right there!

The catch is that this is only the case for some videos. It’s kind of a hit-and-miss situation. There’s not much to complain about when it comes to the content. You’ll probably be viewing most of it on the source site though… Ads and all. Not to mention, a good deal of these videos are really old-school. I’m talking 90s golden era Japanimation old-school. I mean, if you’re into that stuff, then you’re in for a fucking field day!

But if you’re not, you’re gonna feel like you’re spending a lot of time jacking off to watercolor pussy. Don’t worry though, there are just as many HD 2D and 3D videos to keep you satisfied! And while, like most aggregators, you’ll mostly find 3D hentai, you’ll find enough 2D titties to keep you satisfied.

I happened to find one of my favorite 3D animations while I was on here! You can find it under the title “Unruly Students by Redvoidcgi (futanari fucks herself in public classroom)”. This video features a girl in a classroom fucking herself with her own cock. And no… I don’t mean fucking herself in the ass.

Through the magic of animation, you can watch this girl discretely insert her cock into her own pussy and impregnate herself! I don’t know how long ago that video was made, but it’s a fucking classic!

If you’re looking for something a little more weeby, there’s enough to satisfy! “Honkai Impact Kiana Scene Part 1” features your favorite Honkai Impact waifu getting fucked in every single position! That’s right my friend! You can go right from watching her fight on your phone… to jacking off to her… Right back to watching her on your phone! What a time to be alive!

What I Liked

I’ve gotta give it up to aggregators like this. No on-page ads, no pop-ups, AND on-site video playback!? You and your lucky little pecker have no idea how lucky you are! Haha! There’s nothing better than being streamlined to your wildest hentai fantasies without interruption. I mean, that's the shit you’ve gotta pay for!

Not to mention the sheer number of options you have here. I’ve found videos that I’ve seen before, and I’ve found a lot more that I’ve NEVER seen before. And there’s more than enough HD content to keep you going!

What I Didn’t Like

I found a few videos here that linked to 404 sites. The first few times didn’t bother me too much. (Hey, there are a lot of videos. What do you expect?) But there were way more than I actually care for. If a link doesn’t work on a site, it should be removed.

I’m also not too much of a fan of being directed to the source site. I know, I know. That’s coming from a place of being spoiled rotten by years of hot, easily accessible porn. But, at this point, letting users view the videos without being bludgeoned by a flurry of ads is kind of a no-brainer.

Tips From ThePornDude

Like I said, the thing that’ll put a site like this above other aggregators is more on-site video playback. No one wants to make their way through 5 pop-ups and a tonne of lag just to jack off. I mean, they will! But they don’t WANT to!

I’d also suggest adding the option to report videos with broken links. There’s nothing worse than seeing a hot video that you’d love to bust to only to get blue balled by that fucking 404 page!

Conclusion

If you’re looking for some new hentai to get you and your cartoon-crazed cock off, then you’ve found the right place! Xneon has a pretty fucking impressive collection of just about all the hentai you could ask for.

You’ll find thousands of old-school hentai that you can jack off to while listening to Mariya Takeuchi. (You’ll know what I mean if you’re really cultured.) And you can find new, hot, HD hentai you’ve never seen before! You’re in for a damn good night, my friend!

+     240,000+ hentai videos

+     Huge variety of animations

+     Free HD 3D hentai

+     Clean web design

+     Minimum ads

+     On-site video playback

-       Most videos direct to source site

-       Lots of low-quality videos

-       Unrelated videos