Aloha Tube Hentai

Want to fucking say aloha to me? Well, do you bitch? Fucking do you?!

Mother fucker! Don’t say aloha to me! Especially when we know that you’re fucking sitting there horny for hentai!

At least, that’s what the mind meld we have going on is telling me. You didn’t know that was happening? Never mind, then.

Like I said. Don’t say aloha to me! Say aloha to AlohaTube.com/Hentai! You want an insane amount of hentai videos for you to jerk off to, so here it is! It’s all here ready for you to masturbate to, and I hope you have plenty of lube. You are going to need it!

Over 118,000 hentai videos

What makes me say that exactly? Because look bitch: just look at the sheer number of videos that are available for you to get off to on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. You will find over 118,000 hentai videos for you to get off to! Yes mother fucker, that is a crazy goddamn amount of hentai videos!

When you look at that number and see it as it really is, you’ll come to the conclusion that there is just no way in fucking hell that you are going to be able to cum to all of these videos on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. It is just fucking impossible. Especially when you consider that there are new videos going live all the fucking time. They just keep coming.

Which means that you won’t run out of videos for a long time to come! Considering that this mountain begins at 118,000 hentai videos and growing, that is fucking impressive in and of itself. But you can try. Dear God, you can try!

Bring the drum of lubricant and turn down the lights. Get comfortable as you look at AlohaTube.com/Hentai’s library of ever-growing hentai content. You have your work cut out for you if you want to cum to every video on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. I’m sure some have tried, and all have failed. God Speed you mad lad. May your cock rest in peace if it refuses to be tugged any longer and commits seppuku on itself.

Some videos aren’t hentai

The number of videos on AlohaTube.com/Hentai is goddamn impressive as hell, sure. But as your mother always said about that fast food worker that was just doing her job, looks can be deceiving. You should have listened to your mother.

That fast food worker wasn’t the devil like she said she was. But she had a clown fetish she was keeping to herself, and that’s fucking weird in and of itself anyway. I guess you found out the hard way huh?

If only finding out the hard way was as welcoming as it is on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. I assumed that I would only be looking at hentai on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. But what I fucking found out right away is that there isn’t just hentai on, well, AlohaTube.com/Hentai. Instead, there are real life porn videos sprinkled sporadically throughout the fucking porn aggregator.

Which I did not mind at all. I prefer watching real life porn videos. Even though I salivate at the sight of giant anime titties. I know a fine rack when I see them. Whether that involves a 20 year old hot blonde with perfect titties or a 2000 year old sex goddess with the biggest tits to ever grace the Earth. I appreciate them all!

But even so, when a place like AlohaTube.com/Hentai is specifically supposed to have only hentai on its site, then there only needs to be hentai on its site. Because some videos are not hentai, it’s kind of hard to tell you directly how many videos are hentai and which videos feature real life performers.

But here is what I can fucking tell you with the utmost sincerity. AlohaTube.com/Hentai has by far more hentai videos than real life videos in the hentai section. It is not even close.

While you will find real life videos in the hentai section, what I can fucking tell you right the fuck now is that is that if you want hentai, AlohaTube.com/Hentai is still the place to go if you want to watch as much fucking hentai as your body can handle. It is all here for you to enjoy, so fucking check it out today and see what all types of videos await you right here on this goddamn awesome hentai aggregator!

Can’t sort content, no sub-categories

Since we’re talking about an area where AlohaTube.com/Hentai needs to be improved, let’s also fucking take a look at more pressing matters that need to be addressed. Namely, I am fucking talking about how to sort content on AlohaTube.com/Hentai.

Or rather, the fact that you cannot sort content in any way on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. What the fuck am I talking about? That’s right. There is no way to sort anything at all on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. So if you want to sort content by longest, newest, oldest, hottest, or what the fuck ever, sorry bud! It’s not happening!

That kind of points to a big issue that I have with AlohaTube.com/Hentai. The outdated design of the website really gets in the way of the porn aggregator. I get that AlohaTube.com/Hentai is going for a minimalist type of design that only focuses on watching the porn that the site at large features and nothing more, but it is at the expense of the easiness of watching the content altogether.

AlohaTube.com/Hentai really needs to make it far easier for users to actually use the site. They can keep the site fucking minimalist while still adding quality of life features like sorting options, categories, and more. Which brings me to another issue that I have with AlohaTube.com/Hentai.

You cannot actually explore any sub-categories on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. Sure, you are looking at hentai videos. I’m not fucking disputing that. You’re here on HentaiSites after all, that’s what you’re here for!

But what I am fucking disputing is how it is difficult as hell for anyone to really explore any fetishes, kinks, and the like that are within the hentai content. What if you want to look at only uncensored hentai? Or hentai with tentacles?

What if you want to see 3D animated hentai? Or hentai from the turn of the century? You cannot fucking do any of that!

AlohaTube.com/Hentai needs to fix that. The hentai aggregator needs to add sub-categories so you can easily explore different types of areas where there is fucking hentai. I want to see this problem fixed sooner rather than later. Because let’s be real.

I said let’s be fucking real! If you have this many hentai videos on AlohaTube.com/Hentai, why the hell can you not narrow down the number of hentai videos that are available for you? That does not make any sense, and you should be able to do exactly that!

Sexy as fuck hentai videos

Even though there is an issue with finding exactly the types of hentai videos that you want to watch and jerk off to on AlohaTube.com/Hentai, that does not mean for a fucking second that you will not find hentai videos that are worth stroking your cock to on AlohaTube.com/Hentai. Not even fucking close!

Why is that you may ask? Because mother fucker! AlohaTube.com/Hentai has so many fucking hentai videos for you to watch that you are not going to run out of content to watch any time soon! That is a fucking fact, and it goes a long way toward helping you to figure out firsthand what kinds of videos are worth watching on AlohaTube.com/Hentai and which videos you may want to ignore altogether.

Let me warn you very fucking quickly, though. Whenever you tap or click on a hentai video, you will notice that you may be redirected to a totally different site. It goes back to the minimalist critique I was talking about earlier. Even though the focus is on finding and jerking off to hentai content, when you don’t have key information like which videos will redirect you to another site (and what that site even is) that is a giant fucking issue.

If you are going to be redirected to another site, AlohaTube.com/Hentai needs to list that site in each video’s listing. Without doing that, you’re going to be surprised every time you are redirected elsewhere. That needs to change, and AlohaTube.com/Hentai can make it fucking happen!

Suggestions:

AlohaTube.com/Hentai is a hentai aggregator with an ass load of hentai videos for you to jerk off and get off to! You will find over 118,000 videos to get you off, though keep in mind that not every video is a hentai video. Still, with so many fucking videos for you to jerk off to, you’re going to have a hell of a time getting off to what’s available to you on AlohaTube.com/Hentai!

What I like:

·      Over 118,000 hentai videos.

·      Sexy as hell hentai videos.

·      Wide variety of videos to watch!

What I hate: 

·      Some videos are not hentai.

·      Needs some quality of life improvements.