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Ingenuity and porn go hand in hand. Porn has found itself at the forefront of technology since day one. What better to inspire inquiring minds toward invention? Nerd types don't exactly crush it in the pussy dept, so they make up for it in the masturbation dept. We are all lucky enough to live in the shadow of such great men.

Genius Penises

Albert Hindstein, Thighsic Sploogton, and Dikola Breastla are just a few genius scientists who have elevated porn to the heights it currently enjoys. And we can't forget about Gengh-bang Kahn and Fapolean Bonerparts. Where would we be without them? Lost at sea, still jerking off to our imaginations? Gross.

Porn video games are a natural progression of the status quo. I'm sure you motherfuckers are familiar with video games. Does it not make sense that video games and porn would make such a perfect pair? It's a match made in heaven.

Porn video games bring naked bitches to life in ways traditional porn can't do. They provide an unparalleled level of control. With the touch of a few buttons, you can go from butt fucking My Little Pony to getting a blow job from some hentai schoolgirl slut. It's like fucking magic.

There are more porn video games than your tiny brains could ever count, and more are released every day. If you're going to have any chance of keeping up, you'll need me in your corner.

Lewd Games is one of the best adult gaming sites you'll ever come across. When it comes to selection and quality, they are tough to beat. There is no doubt that this site is a lifestyle turned passion project turned profession.

Lewd Games keeps its design barebones. The aesthetic prefers large thumbnails and empty borders. The main menu sits up top and contains the options Search bar, Home, Android, Windows, Linux, macOS, Completed, Facebook, Youtube, and a link to your favorite porn review specialist.

The rest of the front page is populated by large thumbnails displaying the most recently added or updated games. Lewd Games is constantly adding to its library. You won't be able to come enough.

Mobile Phone Fuckery

Lewd Games is a great option for Android phone users. Browsing is easy, and the games load quickly. What better way to ignore family at dinner? Porn games will make waiting in line your favorite part of the day.

Even Linux users will appreciate Lewd Games. That's how you know the webmasters and admin give a shit about the task at hand. They want everyone to have access to their massive archive of adult games. What more could you want?

Carrier Has Arrived

It's time to talk about some of my favorite shit on Lewd Games. I'm a massive fan of parody games such as "SlutCraft: Heat of the Sperm." In it, you play the role of Sarah Kerrigan. Much as in the actual game, your objective is to become the sperm queen. You start as a simple terrain soldier. You'll interact with many characters from the original StarCraft. Your best bet is to be cunning and crafty.

Considering many of your comrades are male, the best way to achieve that is to fuck your way to victory. Sarah is one fuckable slut. I'm sure there isn't a man in service that doesn't want to tap that.

If you've ever played StarCraft, you can't tell me you haven't wondered what Zerg genitalia looks like. I envision the little mouth that comes out of the aliens in "Alien" when they open up. Could you picture having a mouth connected to the tip of your cock. It would drive women wild.

That brings me to "Star Knightess Aura." Aura is an ordinary girl thrust into the fantasy world of Roya. Now she is cursed by an evil demon king who has sent his hordes to destroy her.

However, Aura's enemies don't just exist in Roya. They also exist in her mind. The demon king's curse is brainwashing Aura with every passing day. This double-edged attack is sure to destroy Aura if you don't guide her correctly.

I'm not a demonologist, but as far as I know, the best way to kill demons is to fuck them. If she rides their nightmare dicks hard enough, nothing can stop Aura from defeating the evil king.

Next up, we have "Shaggy's Power." Scooby Doo has long been the target of porn parodies. An entire generation of people loves thigh-high socks because of Velma. Them legs are thicker than a snicker.

The most recent Scooby-Doo investigation has fallen apart. The crew is out of money, out of evidence, and stranded in a small town until they can get on their feet. However, this is no regular small town. Mysteries abound down its dark allies.

Whenever I'm faced with a profound mystery, I like to fuck my way out of it. Fortunately, that's how the crew feels also. They just might fuck the whole town before they find their way out.

While everyone is busy fucking, someone needs to keep an eye on Shaggy. He seems to be growing stronger and stronger. His mojo is through the roof, and his cock has swelled to massive proportions. What does it all mean, and how can the team solve it?

Covid Stroking

While the pandemic affected everyone, my readers weren't too bothered. It gave you guys even more time to spend playing with your genitals. What more could you want?

In "Fort Man," you'll play the role of a guy living with his brother in a furry universe during the pandemic. In your isolation, you begin to experience intense and realistic dreams that bleed over into your waking life. Fantasies you never even knew you had now play themselves out in your head every night.

Soon, dreams are your only escape from the insane stress of real life. If dreams are going to be your only escape, you might as well make them good ones.

I don't know about you, but I can think of a few ways to make dreams enjoyable. How about wild sex with an assortment of small forest-going creatures? That sounds pretty good to me.

I think the game "Reverse Rape Reincarnation" could have been titled better. I get that they were going for some alliteration with the triple Rs, but it's not worth the effort. Regardless of the name, though, I'm still a big fan of the game.

You play the role of a regular dude kidnapped by potent forces and ushered into a demon world where he must defeat evil enemies to keep himself and his alive. It's a fairly classic storyline for video games, porn, and vanilla alike.

The difference in this game is that every time you die, you're reverse raped back to life by a sexy goddess princess-type bitch. I wish the real world were like this shit. I'd die all the time if it meant I get a blow job from a divine entity.

I'd like to put out a formal request to any goddess bitches that need a demon world cleared out by a dude with a colossal dick: I'm here, and I'm ready to work. I'll do anything required, regardless of how dangerous. I'll look death dead in the eye with my cock at the ready. I'll even offer to bring him back some of my jizz from the afterlife.

Bringing Back the Horny

If the storyline of "Lust Hunter" happened in real life, I would do exactly as the main character does. Everyone loved fucking in the "Lust Hunter" universe until witches came along and stole everyone's lust for themselves. What a bunch of evil and horny cunts!

As the last horny person on the planet, you must fuck the horny back into everything... and I do mean everything. You won't just be fucking your own species. You'll fuck anything with a hole big enough for that dick.

Your dick is a tireless and powerful force for good. The more you fuck, the more your world recovers. But, unfortunately, fucking the horny back into the world isn't enough to save you. You also need to defeat the evil witches that stole all the world's horny in the first place so they can never do it again. Not to give away anything, but I don't think you'll be killing said witches in a traditional sense.

Lewd Games is a sharp website catering to horny nerds that want to liven up their solo sex lives. They offer an excellent selection of games and don't swamp users in a million ads.

The only thing Lewd Games is missing is a proper content filter. They have a large enough collection of games to require a category and tag list to make searching for shit easier.

An entire planet is waiting for you to bring their horny back, so don't leave them waiting forever.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Large selection

+Dark aesthetic

+Blend of parody and original content

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs a better content filter