Free Strip Games

I love porn video games. I've been playing them since before you first heard of them. While you probably missed out on the hardcore shit for several years, I bet you've heard of "Leisure Suit Larry."

Leisurly Larry

Content-wise, consider "Leisure Suit Larry" as the Maxim Magazine to Larry Flint's Hustler. It's not nearly as lude, crude, and debaucherous as future porn games would get, but you could still jerk off to it if you're horny enough.

But I'm the fucking Porn Dude. Softcore hasn't moved my needle in decades. I need that real shit. I need to see bitches getting their cooters blown out by a ten-foot orc cock. It's the only way I can cum these days.

Lucky for me, despite a slow start, porn video games have greatly expanded in popularity over the past few years. That means a wave of arousing porn games has been coming out, and I must say they make me a happy camper.

There are many variants of adult games out there. They can be as simple as a trivia game that rewards correct answers with naked bitches. Or they can be as intricate as an RPG that takes hours to complete. No matter what kind of games you prefer, you can find those motherfuckers.

All About the Animation

A big piece of the puzzle for me is a game's animation style. Some go with a more traditional computer graphics aesthetic that looks realistic and meticulously crafted. Others keep shit simple with basic pixel art that will require a lot of imagination if you want to bust a nut.

By far, the most popular graphic style is cartoons. Of course, this includes anime and hentai. You can't throw a rock down the hallway of the internet without hitting a hentai-style adult video game.

Surprisingly, the rarest form of graphics is the real shit. Not many use actual porn clips and pictures to animate their games. Was I asked before adult gaming blew up what type of animation style would be favored, I would have guessed live action. I would have been wrong.

Despite not being the most sought-after content, plenty of you would prefer to see some real ladies instead of a cartoon. It's for you fucks that I bring Free Strip Games.

Free Strip Games dedicates its entire library to live games. It's just like watching porn, except you get to control the action. You've never had control over your sexual encounters. And by "sexual encounters," I mean watching porn and jerking off.

You can't tell me you haven't been watching porn before and wished you could control what happens next. It could be as simple as switching positions or as intricate as a "girlfriend experience."

Design

Free Strip Games' design is somewhere between a porn tube and a blog. It makes for a unique and engaging experience. It goes perfectly in tandem with the theme of the site.

The main menu sits up top and contains the options Home, Log in, Categories, Our games, Premium, Boards, Blog, and Search. The categories list is simple and sweet: Sex games, Porn games, Hentai games, Adult games, Cartoon porn, Sexy games, Strip games, and Strip poker.

Content on the front page is split into four categories: Featured games, Free strip games, More porn games, Sex games, and sexy games.

Premium Membership for your Premium Member

Free Strip Games is a free website, but you can upgrade to premium membership if you love the place. Premium membership earns you a bunch of perks, including Over fifty exclusive premium games, At least one new premium game a month, Original and exciting storylines, Softcore and hardcore video content, Adventure games, Sexy chats, Casino games, and you can Play on mobile.

Considering how many awesome benefits premium membership offers, it must cost an arm and a leg, right? Wrong. Monthly billing will only set you back twenty bucks the first month and ten bucks after that. However, if you want to save some dough, you can score a year's membership for seventy dollars.

Dicks and Politics

Let's leap into some of the content available on Free Strip Games, starting with "The Flight." You play a recently divorced city council member in the city of Barringhurst. You only have three passions in your life. Politics, horticulture, and pussy.

Your boy Tommy hits you up to convince you to take a buddy trip with him for a mini vacation. You resist at first, but you have been working hard. Perhaps it's time for a break.

Depending on your in-game decisions, your vacation could go very differently. Given your position of power, hot sluts love to throw themselves at you. You haven't had the opportunity to bang out some strange pussy since becoming single. It's time for you to live your best life.

Fuck "Survivor"

Next up, we have "Reality Show" Fuck "Survivor." Fuck "Desperate Housewives." "Fuck whatever other bullshit is out there. This is the best reality show idea ever created by man.

The show has ten female contestants, and they have one goal: seducing you. My readers have never been seduced by one woman, let alone ten. This show will make your head spin and cock spit jizz.

Contestants will be eliminated at your whim, one by one. Your job is to figure out who intends to actually fuck you and who's just there for the cash prize.

Once these bitches see your cock, the ones only there for the money might change their minds. That's what would happen if I were on the show. My cock will take a bitches brain for a spin. I'd probably end up fucking any female showrunners, also. Nobody can deny my charm and vagina-smithing skills. I make bitches cum with a wink and a smile.

They should make a reality TV show where ten female contestants are locked in a room with me while they try to deny my advances. No one would ever win. Each episode would devolve into an orgy. I suppose that means I win.

One of the most popular series on Free Strip Games is the "A Date With" series. There are many editions, including "A Date with Alex," "A Date with Mindy," "A Date with Dom," "A Date with Mia," and "A Date with Sandra."

I use "A Date with Chloe" as an example. You've been chatting with a slut named Chloe for a few days now, and things seem to be going well. Chloe has been in a relationship with a girl for some time but is curious to try dick on for size.

You hope to be that dick, but you'll have to play your cards right. She's smitten with you for now, but can you turn smitten into fucking. That's up to you. Make the right decisions, and you may have Chloe switching teams to strickly dickly.

RomCom Cocksmith

With five episodes so far, "The Screenwriter" is another of the most popular games on Free Strip Games. However, you'll have to upgrade to premium membership to play this one. Trust me when I say it's worth it. A premium membership to Free Strip Games might be the best twenty dollars you ever spend.

You play Greg. Greg is a highly successful and sought-after romantic comedy screenwriter. You've made more money wetting the vaginas of divorced milfs than you could ever spend.

Unfortunately, you've just experienced a painful breakup with your actress girlfriend, Paige. That whore slept around on you for a movie deal. What a cunt.

It's terrible timing because you're in the midst of finishing an important script, and shooting starts soon. People are already gathering on set, yet Paige seems to have stolen all your inspiration to write a love story. Perhaps there is a way you could get that cunt off your mind. You are surrounded by sexy and willing actresses, after all.

In the second installment, your editor has caught up to you and is furious the script isn't done yet. You've been so busy fucking the shit out of the movie's actresses that you forgot to finish the dialog.

You'll have to call in all your allies if you're to finish this shit in time. Unfortunately, all your allies are sexy fuckable bitches that want to ride your cock. How are you supposed to finish this script when babes keep blowing you?

Free Strip Games takes adult gaming to the next level by offering a massive selection of live-action content that blurs the line between traditional porn and porn games.

My main complaint about Free Strip Games regards the search bar. It's fucking shit at finding games. If you make one small mistake in the title, your content isn't coming up.

Step up your adult gaming with the realism on Free Strip Games provides.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Live action games

+Many series

+Fun design

PORNDUDE HATES

-Shitty search bar