Fenoxo

When I need to add some extra zing to my lengthy masturbation sessions, I pull out the adult video games. My readers are plenty familiar with how fun gaming can be. Besides beating your meats, it's all you fuck faces do. I'm surprised you take breaks to eat, drink, and sleep.

Stimulating Beta Brains

As fun as playing Skyrim or Call of Duty is, playing porn games is far better. For beta pussies, it's the ultimate stimulation. It doesn't get any better unless you want to alpha up, and trust me. Making that move is a difficult transition. I've only ever seen one man go from beta to alpha, and he had to sacrifice it all to gain everything.

There's no way you have the motivation for such a powerful personal journey, but that's just fine as long as adult gaming exists. However, you'll need to develop some skills to make the best use of adult video games. Fortunately, I'm here to help.

Fap Multitasking

Perhaps the most crucial skill to develop is the ability to use a controller in one hand while you jerk with the other. It's not an easy task. At first, it will require all the focus you can muster, but it will become second nature after some proper training.

I recommend you practice rubbing your belly with one hand while patting your head with the other. It will help your mind mentally separate your limbs so they can perform different tasks. If any of my readers happen to be drummers, you'll have a head start on the competition.

Once you have the basics down, you can practice working your balls while stroking the shaft. Novices will think it impossible, but with the proper technique, you can simultaneously stroke your dong and massage your baby batter makers. Trust me when I say it's worth the effort of learning. Even if you don't play porn games, you'll find a place to use your talent.

If you haven't already, I also recommend making the switch from lotion to water-based lubricants. First off, they feel great and don't absorb into the skin. Second, and more importantly, they clean out of a controller easier.

Cleaning your controller will become a ritual if you start regularly beating it to porn games. Lotion is a bitch. It stains, doesn't rinse off, and barely evaporates, so either swap to lube or buy a new controller every month.

If you think you can weasel around this advice by using your mouse and keyboard instead of a controller, boy, do I have news for you. You won't be able to use your computer at all if you fuck up the keyboard and mouse. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a horror movie to me. I can't live without my daily supply of internet porn.

Now that you have the basic skills required to enjoy porn games, it's time to familiarize yourself with the scene. Porn gamers are a dedicated bunch who don't fuck around with their masturbation. These are some of the most talented self-lovers in the world.

The best way to ingratiate yourself with them is through blogs. Blogs have always been home for the most dedicated porn watchers and slap jackers. It's where masters of their craft share tips and tricks, trade porn, and swap war stories.

One of the Best

One such blog is Fenoxo's blog. This guy is like the porn game whisperer. He can sense a quality adult game coming several months before its release date. He's just that good.

And not only can he sense the coming of other people's games, but he also develops his own. The man does it all. Think of him as the Aristotle of porn gaming—pure unadulterated genius.

Being the genius he is, Fenoxo only attracts knowledgable and dedicated readers who take their meat beating as seriously as cancer research. You'll learn more talking to these motherfuckers than you would Einstein. I talk shop with the bastards all the time.

When Fenoxo creates a game, you need to play it. This is a man with more experience in porn gaming than you'll have in any subject for the rest of your life. You better put some respect on this fappers name.

Recently, Fenoxo released four new games he has worked on for some time. These aren't your everyday porn games. These take the genre to the next level. You'd think they were developed by Bethesda or EA. Perhaps those are bad examples, but you get my point.

These four games are "Trials in Tainted Space," "Fall of Eden," "Corruption of Champions," and "Corruption of Champions 2." Let's take a deep dive into "Corruption of Champions" to get a taste of what Fenoxo is up to.

From Farmer to Fucker

"Corruption of Champions" is a free interactive text-based RPG in which you take on the role of a simple villager. Up to now, this villager's life has been tedious and predictable. Each day is a blur of farm fields, chores, and family. It isn't much, but you enjoy it nonetheless.

However, one day your life is turned on end when you're flung through a magical portal to a far-off land of vicious, bloodthirsty demons. How could this happen? What have you deserved to earn such a fate? Honestly, none of that matters now. All that matters is survival and escape back to your home.

In this new world, you have been given the title of champion, and champions only have one task to complete. They fight demons. That's an absolute worst-case scenario for a dude who spent his life handling beets instead of handing out beatings.

Yet here you are, completely abandoned and alone. Your only option is to defeat monsters and look for a route back home. Just when you think you grasp the situation, a stick is thrown into your spokes. These demons don't just want to fight you. They want to fuck you, also.

That can't be good... or can it be? You're not a fighter, so perhaps you can fuck these demons into submission. It still won't be easy, but you feel more comfortable wielding your cock than a sword.

Tropes for Chicken Choking

Because Fenoxo is a master of his craft, he included a wide range of tropes and fetishes in this game, so I'll cover a few. One of the primary recurring themes of "Corruption of Champions" is breast expansion.

Breast expansion is pretty standard in hentai. As I'm sure you gathered from the name, breast expansion is when a bitches tits suddenly start growing, generally due to some magical force. I wish I had this power in real life. Small tits would be a thing of the past. The world would be on an all-G-cup diet.

Your villager can develop truck-sized mama milkers, which aren't even the most enormous tits in the game. If you don't manage to defeat the Sand Witch, she'll give you boobs so full of milk that each is larger than your body. If goblins live long enough and have enough children, their tits eventually become so large the goblin can't move anymore.

As with most games that include breast expansion, there is plenty of body horror in "Corruption of Champions." Depending on how you play, you could have your bones broken and reformed, or giant wings may burst forth from your spine while you cry in agony.

What do you call it when seeing wings violently burst forth from a person's back makes you hard? Is there a fetish name for that shit? I don't think so, so I'll make one: Spinowingedphilia. It's not creative, but I'm not fucking Shakespeare.

Another central trope is Amazonian beauties. My readers are very familiar with these kinds of bitches. Amazonian beauties are giant cunts with big muscles that could ball you up and fire you into the sun. These bitches only like two things: fucking, and beating dudes up.

"Boldly coming" is one of the best-named tropes that Corruption of Champions" Features. The name originates from "Star Trek." Both Kirk of the original series and Riker from The Next Generation like to introduce themselves to new species by fucking them. After spending a few hours in the demon-infested hellscape that has become his temporary home, our villager takes to this method.

"Corruption of Champions" is one of the best interactive text-based RPG games you'll ever come across". It's clear that Fenoxo fucking loves what he does. I can't wait to see what game he comes up with next.

There isn't much to complain about on Fenoxo. The design could use some jazzing up, but only one dude runs the place, and he is far more focused on game production than site aesthetics.

"Corruption of Champions" gives my readers a chance to grow from the villagers they are to the warriors they could never be. You know what they say: If you can't be them, play pretend.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+Original games

+Text-based RPG

+Lack of ads

PORNDUDE HATES

-Bland aesthetic