xHamster Cartoon

What's up, fuckers! This one shouldn't be a surprise; aren't you here every day? If you haven't been to XHamster, do you even watch porn? XHamster is one of my favorites and always has been ever since I had my first free fap. It's a typical free tube site, but they've got way more than just your typical slutty chick fucking the same rotation of big cocks. One of the most underrated categories of XHamster is the cartoon category, but I'm about to fucking change that. I've been fapping to this shit all fucking morning. These 3D goddesses are way better than you'd expect. If you already fap to this shit, you already know what I'm talking about. This is what you're getting yourself into: the most intense scenes with a chick that's so hot there's no way you won't finish within minutes, maybe even seconds. She'll take off her top, or she'll already be undressed, but when you see how big those melons are, you'll jizz yourself right where you're sitting. How do I know? It just fucking happened to me, but I'm not finished yet!

That's probably the most action you've gotten in a while, so why not give it another try, right? That's why I wanted to tell you all about XHamster's cartoon category, so you know what kind of nut you're about to bust. This isn't one of those bullshit categories that will waste your fapping time either; these chicks are like your wildest dreams on Viagra. Here's an example; Do you know those chicks from Grand Theft Auto V in the strip club? Imagine those chicks but with even bigger and shinier tits. Of course, even the ass is more realistic and bouncy with a dripping pussy. Do I have your attention now? Grab your lube and pocket pussies, because it's fapping time, fellas! Once I'm done breaking down the pros and cons, you'll know why this shit is Porn Dude-approved, as well as some of my favorite videos that made me glaze my torso.

First Look

Everybody should know what XHamster looks like, but if you don't, it's like YouTube for porn. Clicking on this category takes you directly to a gallery of over five hundred pages of cartoon porn videos. As you scroll through various titles, you'll be pulled into each thumbnail slowly but quickly change your mind when you see the chick from titles like "Lusty Ponytail Goddess Reverse Cowgirl Breeding." She looks like a Fortnite character, but instead of riding her glider into the arena, she's riding a cock into a creamy orgasm. Not every video will have the same quality, but the videos that look like video games from the early two-thousands are just as hot as the HD 3D chicks. Of course, I'm talking about titles like "The Blowjobs Jail," which is just a bunch of animated sluts holding a guy in jail so they can drain his sack.

Of course, if your tastes are more distinct, the filtering tools in this category will help you find the perfect 3D whore to fap to. They have keywords you can filter through, such as cartoon sex, cartoon masturbation, big-boob cartoon, cartoon princess, and even more naughty topics to explore. Pulling up this page on mobile and desktop will first load trending videos in this category. Still, they also have filters such as recommended, newest, and best videos. In addition, you can narrow it down to the quality, FPS, and duration to make it even more specific. This site is perfect for on-the-go fapping or staying home and binge-watching your favorite cartoon cum-filled classics. XHamster is such a huge fucking website that you'll have 3D porn, your favorite mainstream cartoons, and even video game characters all in porn parodies.

Usually, you don't have this many types of cartoon porn in one place because some websites separate 3D and cartoon porn. Fuck that shit! If you ask me, if it's not really fucking people, it's a fucking cartoon! Either way, just because it isn't real people, that doesn't mean you won't jizz in your pants. I wouldn't wear pants while watching this shit unless you're trying to change your underwear within the next hour. Be careful, even if you do fap to this shit on the go, know that it can be addicting as fuck. I'm already on my twentieth video, and like some of you fuckers, for me, it's the Lois Griffin edits. I've always wanted to see that Rhode Island baddie fuck! Thanks to XHamster, you can watch Family Guy parodies, The Simpsons, and even those innocent angels from animated Disney movies. Turns out they're not so innocent after all. Still, they can't even say anything for themselves because they're so preoccupied with dick in their mouths.

The Pros

The only thing better than five hundred pages of cartoon porn is free cartoon porn. If you're familiar with XHamster, you know that most videos are free and include full-length movies and clips. Even if you're a fucking dinosaur and you still like looking at still images to focus on each curve, they have thousands of photos as well. Where XHamster separates itself from other porn tube sites is social interaction. Under every video, there's a comment section full of simps fapping and chatting about their favorite parts of the video and the slut in the video. XHamster isn't just a place to fap and go about your private business; it's a site where all perverts can discuss their dirtiest fantasies without being labeled as a freak. But, of course, we're all freaks here! This shit is so binge-worthy you won't even go out for drinks to meet ladies to smash. Plus, who wants to see real chicks anyways when these cartoons are so fucking better.

Usually, people searching for cartoon porn seek something that immerses them in their wet dreams or wildest fantasies with their favorite cartoon. You know the usuals: The Flinstones, Family Guy, The Simpsons, and even Futurama has a parody porn movie on XHamster. We love the classics cartoons, and we've always wanted to watch them fuck, but the 3D videos are probably my favorite. There's something about how their perfectly jiggly and animated tits jump up and down while gliding against a fat cartoon dick. They're super fucking realistic; it's like Pixar went to the other part of the valley with an epic idea. It may not be a Pixar release, but you'll cum like it was. These fuckers are hitting spots I never knew existed. You would think these chicks wouldn't be able to take it at a certain point, but it's actually the satisfaction they've been waiting on.

The Cons & Recommendations

XHamster does a faptastic job keeping the website updated, clean, and well organized. However, XHamster could be better; what’s holding them back is a few pop-ups and ad placements. If you haven't noticed already, you get a pop-up with your video window whenever you click on a video you want to fap to. This can be confusing because if you're not careful, you could lose your video tab, causing you to possibly never find the video you originally saw. Fuck that shit! When you try to go back and find it, the chances are slim because the videos will refresh in a different order. Nobody likes losing a good-ass video, and I'm just trying to ensure it doesn't happen to you. The worst-case scenario is that you end up on one of those live cam sites, and unless you're paying, you won't see shit. On the desktop site, keeping up with the tabs is easier, so if you're on mobile, be careful which ad you click on, or you could lose track of all your pages.

Final Thoughts

I don't know what kind of daddy issues a chick has to have to take dick from fuckers that look like The Incredible Hulk, but all I know is I'm not going to stop watching this shit. After a few hiccups and shitty ads, this shit is still one of my favorite sites to fap to cartoon porn. Overall, they probably have the biggest library for free cartoon porn, so even if you wanted to, you couldn’t fap to every video on this website unless you were putting up fapping numbers like me. It's amazing how fast I can clean out a porn website's video stash. All it takes is my cock, a pocket pussy, and some lube, and I’m releasing super-soaking powers until the last video. If you need something new, or maybe you're just wondering what The Mystery Gang from Scooby Doo is doing, head over to XHamster's cartoon porn category. I'll spoil it: The ghost jerks off while watching Fred and Daphne fuck, and Shaggy spreads Velma's legs and gets a clue for once. With all the free videos, social interaction, and binge-worthy parodies, this category on XHamster is hands down Porn Dude-approved! Enjoy this shit, fuckers!

+ Free Videos

+ Full-Length Movies and Clips

+ Thousands of Videos

+ Thousands of Photos

+ Social Interaction

+ Binge-worthy

- Ads

- Pop-ups