Rule34Porn

If I ruled the world, rules would be crushed. Rules like “don't watch porn” and “don't play with Facebook” would go down the drain, together with the no-booze and no-gambling rules. The only rule I would have kept would be rule 34! The world's best ruler, you'd call me!

Have you ever said a word so many times that it finally loses sense?! Well, I just did it, but there's one thing that beats me in my exaggerating habits. Its name is rule34porn.net, and it comes in the form of a big and bold tube site that doesn't settle for the mainstream. Let's get down this rocky road together and see if there's really porn for everything. Continue reading.

Velma found a ghost cock

Velma, the brainy member of the Mystery Inc. gang, has always been known for her nerdy looks and thick-framed glasses. But have you ever wondered what's really behind those glasses? I haven't! All I know is that I've seen her face in way too many porn movies and that I've wanked off to her shenanigans on more than one occasion. As if it knew I was gonna come by, rule34porn.net served a Velma-inspired video on its homepage, urging me to hit play and see how the site rolls.

A pop-up instead of a player. Ok, I'm gonna let this one go. I went with the heart-eye emoticon below the player even before I started streaming, and it turned out the option was fully unlocked. The tags below also showed stuff like Scooby and Parody. Another ace in my book! Velma hoe comes in high-definition, in a cum-swallowing session, and content-wise, I have no issues whatsoever.

I downloaded Velma to my device, and it took me only two seconds. I wasn't urged to become a member, and I didn't have to sign up. Rule34porn.net showed me a menu with the option Download, and the process started instantaneously. All of the above-mentioned facts are enough of an encouragement for you to add this site to your favorites list and send me a thank you note for showing you the way to a top-notch website once again! Man, ain't I stoked about rule34porn.net!

Listen up

Unlike the Dude-wannabees, I really put my balls and soul into my writings. I never trust website's About us, and that might be the reason why rule34porn.com dropped the section altogether. I used alternative ways of informing, only to find out that everyone's buzzing about this joint. I'm talking about 2 million monthly visits on average during the last three months and a bounce rate so low you'll be like, "Whaaat?!" 70% of all people who visit rule34porn.net find what they need and come back for more, and if that's not good enough to convince you that rule34porn.net should be checked out, you are a fucking moron!

But seriously, it's no shocker why our site is poppin'. It's got a sick design, boasting a high-end picture summing things up at the top of the homepage, HD content, and a free downloading option. Thumbnails don't show any previews, but at least you'll see one or two tags written on top of them - these serve as valuable hints about the type of content. The only real issue I have with rule34porn.net is that it doesn't allow me to skip to the last page and come up with the collection's total size. I don't know anything about the site's updating habits, either, and this mysterious shit is starting to get on my nerves. Not only is it making this review a lot harder to write, but it also diminishes the value of a site that is downright priceless.

Look at that list!

Ah, a long list of tags in big, bold red letters! Because nothing says "user-friendly" like a wall of random tags. It's like someone took a bunch of red highlighters and went to town on a dictionary just for the fun of it. I mean, who needs simplicity and clarity when you can have a migraine-inducing sea of tags, am I right? But hey, I'm sure it's all in the name of helping people. Because what could be more helpful than making them feel like they need a decoder ring just to navigate a webpage? Genius.

Me and my rough humor! The truth is that the tags list is nothing but the site's ultimate strive to provide people with the best user experience possible. Lord knows how many tags are mentioned in the list, and really, the only way to properly use it is to arm yourself with a lot of time and a lot of CTRL + F commands. This is where you'll have to ask yourself about the type of content you really want to stream, and that could be a hard job in a pile of smut that all looks similar.

The content on rule34porn.net comes from amateur and professional sources. The collection is a big mesh and everything and anything, meaning that the hectic list is a bonus after all. Still, I think that there are better, finer ways to sort these kinds of lists. This is just me and my crazily high expectations! The truth is that rule34porn.net is entirely free. It doesn't ask for anything and return, not even your username or your email. Everything happens on a selfless concept, and this is where you stop bitching, find a private space and play with the list of tags until you get the hang of it.

3K+ videos in total

The site claims to have over 3K videos in total, but this data could be obsolete as fuck. People tend to lose focus when dealing with futanari cocks all the time. By the time they decide if they are more into the tits or the dicks, they long forget about updating their notes and welcoming messages. C'mon now, rule34porn.net, do something about this, and for fuck's sake, write a big-ass About Us section where you brag about your accomplishment. That "stay humble" phrase is nothing but bullshit!

On the left side of the homepage, you'll spot four sections - Hentai, parody, comic, and Futanari. For some reason, I wanted parody, and I ended up watching the xxx version of Underworld. Would you let a vampire chick suck your cock? Well, that's something to think about.

Well, let me tell you, Mario rescuing the princess is the most overrated rescue mission in the history of video games. I mean, come on, how many times does she need to be saved? You'd think she would have learned to avoid getting kidnapped by now. The good news is that rule34porn.net shows the silly game from a whole new perspective. Hey, do the world a favor and look for the Luigi tag. That dude deserves some justice for supporting his way-more-famous brother throughout the years. I would pay to see that fucker out of his green suit, balls-deep inside the idiot princess!

Do you want to see Lisa naked?

The mere mention of Lisa Simpson is a scandal among smut circles for obvious, 18- reasons. In the world of Hentai, nothing is too kinky, and truth be told, she is all grown up in the X-rated versions of The Simpsons. The real shocker is that Okilly dokilly idiot who got laid in Hentai porn so many times that I lost count. Just when I thought that Jordi was the only nerd getting laid on the web, Ned cums in to prove me wrong. Long boner short, rule34porn.net is jam-packed with cartoon porn and famous characters whose lines you know by heart.

I don't want to explain the level of kinkiness hiding beneath the seemingly-funny thumbnails. If you are new to the Hentai game, you're gonna have a surprise of a lifetime, and if you are a fan already, then you know exactly what I'm talking about. The only thing neither of you knows is that the Dude digs rule34porn.net and recommends it from the bottom of his smut-corrupted heart! Now you know it all.

The bottom line

Go nuts, bust nuts, nut balls, or ball nuts...nobody around here gives a fuck for the witty nicknames you use to describe extreme fap-off sessions. Nobody on rule34porn.net gives a fuck about your money, and neither of the featured hoes gives a damn about your opinion! These bitches are nothing but fruits of someone's wicked imagination, and let's face it, you are into that weird shit. If I were you, I would have checked the site out right fucking now! Rule34porn.net really deserves that!

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