Erogames

There are a metric fuck ton of porn video games on the market, and more spring up every day. The most popular category of game is definitely hentai. Rarely have two things combined so well. It's a match made in heaven.

A Match Made in Heaven

First off, the animation is perfect for gaming. It's easier to create than hyperrealistic graphics, but people like it just as much. A lot of folks actually like it more. Not me, but plenty do.

With hentai, you can make bitches look like whatever you want, and artists take full advantage of this fact. They craft characters with tits so large they would crush the esophagus of a real-life human being. I'm talking about tits with their own gravitational pull. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these anime tits had moons orbiting around them.

Porn video games tend to be more perverted than your usual videotaped fair, which is perfect because so is hentai. What's the first thing you think of when hentai pops into your head. If you said tentacles, know that everyone else did, also. Even your grandma knows about tentacle porn. It's entered the global zeitgeist.

Not even the most twisted of my readers could invent something that hasn't already been done in hentai multiple times. You're not clever enough. The shit I've seen would blow your tiny little minds. You'd never be able to close your eyes again for fear of seeing the images flash by in your memory.

Nothing is off the table. If it can be depicted in 2D, it's getting done. Now imagine that level of freedom but in video game form. It's fucking incredible. I can only imagine what hentai porn games will be like in another twenty years. I'll probably never leave the fucking house.

The Future is Now

But why wait twenty years to start your hentai journey when you can begin right away on Ero Games. Ero Games is an adult gaming site centered around all things hentai.

Ero Games has a porn tube design that stays out of the way when you're on the hunt for content. The main menu resides up top and includes the options Home, Games, Events, Clans, VIP, Discord, Search bar, Log in, Sign up, and Language selector.

"Genres" is a drop-down menu with the options Free, Hentai mangas, and Visual novel. Every week Ero Games hold events for its users. These events are often competitions testing your metal and skill with one of the featured games. It's a great way to ingratiate yourself with the culture.

Ero Games is a community and, as such, has a very active Discord. If you find yourself visiting the site often, you should consider joining the discord. You like porn, don't you?

VIP Services

While Ero Games has plenty of free games, they recently began offering VIP service. It only costs you $9.90 and earns you all sorts of perks, such as thirteen hundred Ero gold every month, free gifts reserved for VIP members, a more extensive selection of free games, and the ability to participate in beta testing.

Ero Games is a global enterprise offering the site in several languages, including English, French, Chinese, Japanese, Polish, Spanish, Dutch, and Portuguese.

Now that the fine detail is out of the way let's talk about some of the games on Ero Games. I'll begin with "Hentai Heros." Not all heroes traverse the globe in search of adventure, glory, and bitches in need of rescue. Some prefer to stay home and supervise their whore house.

Pussy Hero

Such is the case with the main character in "Hentai Heroes." My fans who have had sex before are well acquainted with brothels. It's the only way any of you beta bastards get to feel vaginal skin on your doohickey. Otherwise, your only hope is to put it in God's hands. Although to be fair, no one gives hand jobs like God.

Your harem is inhabited by some of the most fuckable sluts in town, and your competitors know it. You'll have to guard your enterprise against those that would see it crumble and fall jnto the sea. You'll also have to locate, hire, and instruct new talent. By "instruct," I mean using your penis like chalk and her pussy like the blackboard. That's the only way dumb cunts learn how to fuck professionally. Fortunately, you never run out of patience for training. It's the best part of the job.

You can even swipe girls from rivals. However, the ladies won't be easy to persuade. In order to break their allegiance, you'll have to provide them with the finest wang they've ever had. Are you up to such a task?

Furthermore, I love the animation style of "Hentai Heroes." The bitches are sexy as fuck. I can't take my eyes off of their boobs and booty. I wish I could jump inside my screen and plow these gashes myself. Where are my virtual reality helmet and Tesla Sex Robot?

Next up, we have "Monster Cunt." Who doesn't love a tight monster cunt? Orc pussy is misunderstood, underappreciated, and underutilized. Orc pussy should be all over Porn Hub and Red Tube. It's a travesty.

In "Monster Cunt" your destiny is to save the world. At one time, your planet was bathed in light. Everyone was happy and joyous. People celebrated by fucking in the streets at the drop of a hat.

One day, without warning, a great darkness began to take over the sky. Everything the night touched withered. Not even the people could handle it. A depression filled the land from horizon to horizon.

Fortunately, around the same time the darkness arrived, a girl fell from the stars. This girl held the secret to defeating the dark and bringing back the light. You'll have to work with her to save your world. And by "work," I mean "fuck."

The graphics are fucking awesome, and the storyline fun and engaging. Not only will you play to beat your meat, but you'll also play to finish the story and see what happens to our heroes.

Lost and Erect

That takes me to "Lost Island." The game begins when you wake on a remote island with no memories about how you got there. In fact, the only thing you can remember at all is your name. You have no idea where you came from, what you do, if you have family, or if you have enemies.

As you search the island for assistance, you meet the beautiful Kagali. Fortunately, this bitch knows exactly how you got on the island and what to do next. You might think the next move is to plan your escape, but isn't fucking more important? I certainly think so.

The animations and graphics are superb. The physics are natural, and I love the way the titties bounce. I'm all about that titty bounce.

Pixel Puss

"Princess Pixel" is one of my favorite games on Ero Games. The kingdom is falling to pieces, and worse yet, the princess is missing. It's likely she's been kidnapped, and you've been tapped for her rescue. Only you can bring her back and restore the kingdom to its rightful place as the city's pride.

You don't have to think about the request at all. You know how much the Queen would appreciate her daughter's rescue, and you know how the bitch shows her appreciation. If you can find and return the princess, you'll crack open that pussy like an ice-cold can of beer.

You will encounter several damsels in distress requiring your services during your journey. Of course, anyone you assist will show the same appreciation as the Queen. You'll need to keep your penis in tip-top shape to please all of these cunts. It's not easy saving the world.

You'll need to make your way through a few dungeons and forests to get to the Queen, and each has its own unique challenges. Thank goodness you'll have help from Lana Rain. She's been assigned as your guide and is both knowledgeable and a capable warrior. Her assistance will be priceless during your quest. Plus, she doesn't mind polishing your penis when required. If you don't keep that pecker polished, it won't be ready for its rewards.

Ero Games combines two of the greatest forces in porn: adult video games and hentai. You motherfuckers won't be leaving your mom's basement for a couple of weeks. Why pull away from Ero Games when you could just play a little bit longer.

One thing I'd like to see Ero Games add are gameplay clips. They already have some of the best game descriptions in the biz, so why not throw some clips in for good measure?

Stop watching the same old clips and give adult gaming on Ero Games a shot. Once you pop, you won't be able to stop.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+The combo of hentai and adult games

+Fantastic game descriptions

+Lack of ads

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs gameplay clips