Cunt Wars

Become a prince of porn in the county of cunts

Who the fuck doesn't love video games? If you had the same effort have to video games, your wardrobes wouldn't look like it was stolen from Steve Urkel's closet, and personal hygiene would be better – maybe bitches would even look your way. But then, how do you become legendary without putting in the hours? Some sites combine virtual games and virtual sex. I mean real sex where you can see animated babes bouncing up and down on digital dicks. Porn games are fun, plain, and straightforward. It is just like playing regular games like Fortnite or the League of Legends, but they are a notch higher because they introduce steamy sex scenes to tickle your senses giving the horn dog in you or the geek in you a woody.

Haven't these developers stepped their nerd up? They baffle me! How the fuck do you put together high-end games on a single site? Imagine the world where you're the only man among lots of seductive bitches making your cock hard as a fucking stone. This looks like a dream, right? This is what you can experience playing Cunt Wars game. If you are looking for a break from watching videos and pictures, Cunt Wars will offer you an entirely different experience.

Cunt wars review

For once, it is nice to experience change. Getting stuck – sitting and doing nothing as other people do everything for you – with pre-filmed videos and photos can be tedious. Cunt Wars offers virtually endless possibilities to create your very own sexual scenarios. Adam is any pervy guy's fantasy. Here, you play Adam, a dashing, white-haired anime protagonist who needs to save the Realm of Desire and its 'bitches’ from horrible monsters and dark forces that threaten to overtake them. Let's get inside and help them!

Porndude, how do I play?

Chick Wars emphasizes player versus player gameplay. You battle monsters in turn-based battles. There is a board with Adam and whatever boss you're fighting on opposite sides. Each turn, you have to select the right type of warrior to defeat your opponent's army and slay them.

There are options for taking on non-player characters in various "battle modes." The Battle modes are location specific, and you can strategically use the various modes to level up your character the best. The goal is to unlock cards representing higher-level and more powerful characters. The higher the level these babes are, the fewer clothes they have on – this earns you special items and gold increasing your skills. The ultimate game's goal is to keep off the enemies at the gate, preventing them from raiding your kingdom. I didn't manage to get to the end of the game, if there is one. Please, if you do, you can share some tips.

Magnificent graphics and sound

Technically, you can only play Cunt Wars through a web browser. There are no apps that you can install on your smartphone. Just be aware Cunt Wars eats up a mobile battery like a rabbit in a carrot field. Like Fap CEO Cunt Wars has good frame rates and graphics. The play is smooth like the butter the bitch you got from Tinder is applying on the sandwich she is making for you. The game has some of the best illustrations I have ever seen, with colorful characters. Artwork is all over the game – from spectacular dazzling of magic and light when various special powers are summoned unto your enemy during a fight. The graphical and art experience is on a whole other level!

I have realized that many games provide an excellent gameplay experience and excel in every possible area but neglect sound. The sound is top-notch, clear, and crisp during the game. This game has everything from glorious sound effects and epic music to making your character say one of many funny sayings during battle. You'll truly appreciate the sound work done here if you wear headphones. The endless sound effects make it almost impossible to feel anything repetitive. Listening to sound effects when clicking elements, revealing cards, and opening chests is splendid. Chick Wars is fucking on point!

Fap to a different kind of cunt content

How do you even fap while playing a game motherfucker? Do you have three arms? Whatever pervert. When you look at the homepage, this site pants popping. The "homepage" takes you through a series of click-based slides which, after a little "nexting," you'll start seeing some lewd ladies. A huge rack or tiny perky tits? Classic-looking long hair or a short purple cut? A normal-looking male character or a giant demon with a dick so big it looks larger than the girl it's about to ravish? These choices would not have been choices at all for you with a conventional adult site but with Cunt Wars, they are, along with plenty of other interesting things you can do.

Magic portals open at the top of the screen, where you can sign up to get full access to that game and change the language selection. The kind of sex to happen next, the camera angle, the position, the intensity, you can choose things like that to your liking. These are all styled similarly, with your typical fantasy stuff involved. Try Cunt Wars, and you will be spanking your monkey like there's no tomorrow.

Porndude, why do you prefer the desktop version?

As I mentioned earlier, mofo has no mobile app for this game. You can only use a web browser to play this game. The site looks decent on both versions, except it has a few issues on the mobile version. The mobile version places you right into one of the games, while most of us would prefer where we can see the different kinds of digital naked naughtiness first. Another thing with the mobile version is that you constantly adjust the screen. You might find yourself nearly giving your fingers a cramp. The buttons are also not super responsive, and to advance the story, you might find yourself clicking away – zooming in and losing out on the glorious animated action in front of you.

Is it worth the pay?

Cunt Wars is somewhat pay-to-win. However, it's so much fun; you don't mind losing a few games while grinding out the humble beginnings. And the daily deals offer such crazy value you won't mind throwing a fiver to snatch a 90% discounted booster pack and 20K gold. The prices are fair and affordable. You have a choice whether to buy a feature or not. All the transactions are made via secure systems, so your credit card details are safe. The cost of credits is 150 coins for $4.99, 750 coins for $19.99, and 2000 coins for $49.99. With seven high-quality games to play, why should it be hard to pay?

Suggestions

Wanking is the only way to kill time for a desperate sexless idle pervert. After your lewd conversations with whores on Tinder, you were banned. What do you do with the tons of free time on your hands? After playing on Cunt Wars for some time, I came up with a few ideas that I can recommend on this porn gaming platform. Redoing the mobile version is the first thing I would do on this site. It should fucking look more like the desktop version. As much as the mobile version takes you to the game quicker, a menu selection of the smutty games one can play on the mobile would be excellent. Secondly, the game needs a proper homepage for both the mobile and desktop versions. Having a bit of a teaser that excites you but summarizes all the gaming, goose chocking content you will see sounds awesome.

Final Word

Regardless of your favorite video game, you will like what you see on this hentai porn platform. I wish the selection of games wasn't such a pain in the ass, especially on the mobile version. You can bitch about the lack of real porn, but I liked the fact that I rubbed one or two out. Of course, the animations look pretty tame compared to the average tube site, as they lack hardcore wet humping, but the debauchery is enough to get you off. Even with minor issues Cunt Wars is a great site for game and porno junkies.

The Porndude likes Cunt Wars

·      Tons of games to choose from

·      Good gaming graphics and sound

·      Easy to play

·      The animation's quality is good

The Porndude hates Cunt Wars

·      The mobile version is not easy to navigate

·      Lack of full-on porn can be disappointing