Angry Bangers

Let’s be real for a moment, the majority of people reading this will never live on the edge taking down rival gangs, having shootouts with drug cartels, getting chased by the cops every other night, and banging smoking hot female mercenaries. You suckers aren’t even ever going to move out of your parents’ house because you camped all day in front of your PC screen jacking off and playing video games. However, the fact that you can’t live the life of a gangster does not mean you can’t experience it.

Angry Bangers is a turn-based strategy game about street gangs where you fight rival gangs and pound juicy cunts like your life depends on it. The game was released in 2019 and has already become one of the most-played adult browser games.

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The gameplay here is pretty simple, even suckers new to playing video games won’t find it particularly difficult to play. Figuring out the game is made even easier by the tutorial at the beginning of the game. The tutorial shows the basics and leaves you to figure out the rest.

The premise of the game is straightforward. You take on the role of a gangster who gets into trouble during which his babe is kidnapped. So you assemble a team of beautiful female thugs and go rescue her.

At the start of the game, your team consists of you and a single chick. As the game advances you recruit more girls to your harem. The girls on your team are committed to your goal of becoming the best criminal in the universe, so they help out in every way possible.

You go on a series of missions and develop special player skills as you advance in the game. Typically, your tasks involve either taking down gang rivals or fighting in the streets with cops, thugs, and even bank robbers. Rewards for completing missions vary from assets such as cars to ammunition but the best rewards are kinky sex scenes.

You also get money for completing missions, no I am not talking about actual cash, you are rewarded with in-game currency. Money is better utilized by upgrading the chicks in your team. Their attacks can deal more damage to the enemy when you level them up. I think it is imperative to level up characters at every opportunity. Completing a mission can be difficult if your team isn’t strong enough.

The enemies you battle get stronger as you advance. The only plausible move is to level up the abilities of the chicks on your team as you advance. Not only do the chicks get stronger with every upgrade, but you also get naughty animations of them.

The battles in this game are turn-based. This means that you take a turn attacking the enemy, and then your enemy does the same. The battle style is pretty dope as it forces players to think up strategies to defeat their opponents. If your strategy is airtight you should be able to defeat the enemy.

When I first got a request to review this game I thought it was another forgettable visual novel game. I am so glad that I was wrong. If you are looking for an adult game with advanced gameplay, check out Angry Bangers. It offers great 3D sex scenes and turn-based strategy-style gameplay.

This is one of those games with an energy bar. Hence you won’t be able to game indefinitely as once your energy bar is devoid of energy you can’t take on new missions. You could either wait for your energy bar to be filled or purchase energy with actual cash.

It isn’t hard to figure out why Angry Bangers is one of the most played porn games. It is one of the rare adult games with 3D graphics and offers immersive gameplay.

You don’t need to register to play this game as you can play as a guest but there is a catch. Gamers get rewarded with 200 gold coins for creating an account. The coins can be spent on weapons and all sorts of features that make the game a bit easier.

 Game Design

Angry Bangers has a fantastic and sleek design that gives players an immersive experience. The game’s visuals aren’t stunning, they are more retro but still decent.

The art style of the game is one of the main reasons it stands out from the porn games that flood the internet. The majority of porn games on the internet either have a Japanese drawing style or have 2-D graphics. Most of the time I feel like I am playing the same shit but with different graphics.

The girls here are well-drawn. They have got heavy knockers, plump bums, curvy behinds, and juicy tight cunts. Okay, I am not sure about the last because these sluts take massive cocks with no hassle.

Mobile/Desktop Experience

Angry Bangers is available on Mac, Windows, and Android devices. Playing the game on devices with the above operating system is a smooth affair. The only hitch I experienced while playing the game is that it took a while for it to load. Angry Bangers is immersive, interactive, and designed to give weenies a good time. I will love to see the game get optimized for a wider range of devices.

What I like about Angry Bangers

Angry Bangers delivers spectacular action-packed drama in a parallel universe with realistic 3D graphics. The developers put in a lot of effort to give horny gamers an interactive game filled with violence, sex, and unique gameplay. This is one of the best porn games I have had the pleasure of playing.

I think the real pull here is the game’s naughty side. You can get the sort of adventure that Angry Bangers offer from anywhere. There are tons of games where you get to shoot at cops and steal cars, but you won’t find clips of animated bitches getting their cunts nailed in them. Angry Bangers is the perfect option for serious gamers who want to jiggle their weenies in between taking down gangsters.

The best thing about this game is that it is completely free. You don’t have to type in your credit card details to enter Angry Bangers’ world of violence, gangs, and sex. Also, you would not have to download any file as it is playable through any browser.

What I hate about Angry Bangers

Angry Bangers is a game I will urge every horny gamer to play but it is not without any downsides. The major letdown about the game is that it does not offer enough fapping materials. Additionally, one has to finish a ton of missions to see the kinky scenes. I would like the game if it offered more smut.

If you are only playing to see 3D jugs jiggle you might leave disappointed. I think you will be better off visiting a porn site.

Angry Bangers is free to play but it is riddled with microtransactions which it nudges players to make. You can play the game without having to spend real money but if you want to advance fast then you have to spend. The in-game store offers a bunch of tools that help players advance with ease.

Conclusion

Angry Bangers is one of the best porn games on the internet. Even without the naughty bits the game is ridiculously fun. The game’s sex scenes are hot and will make your cocks jiggle in excitement. One however has to play through a ton of levels to access them.

Pros

Hot 3D animated sex scenes

Top-notch gameplay that will keep you gaming for hours

It is free to play

Cons

It does not have a ton of erotic content

Lots of in-game purchases