TNAFlix VR Hentai

I love live-action porn. Live porn is as close as I can get to fucking while I'm home alone on my favorite couch. Real sex is always an option for me. I fuck more often than most of you fuckers eat. However, sometimes you just want to drain the snake yourself without dealing with sluts.

When I blend live-action porn with a virtual reality helmet and my TSRP (Tesla Sex Robot Prototype), I totally forget I’m not actually having sex. The experience is incredible. My Tesla Sex Robot Prototype knows all my erogenous zones. Of course, she does. I programmed that pussy to be my ideal sexual partner. She does things to me that other women never even think of. While your bitch is volunteering at the children's hospital or crocheting scarves for the homeless, I’m getting my cock snapped in two by a primitive artificial lifeform.

A Hand of Make-Believe

However, realism isn't always the goal when looking for some porn to beat off to. Sometimes I want to evaporate into a universe of fantasy and illusion. I’m a creative guy when it comes to playing pocket pool, and I like to push my inventiveness while working out a nut. I know the strain on your imagination to envision having sex with an attractive young lady is already more than your brain can compute, but I fuck tens every day of the week. My imagination wants to fuck on an orbiting satellite in space. I want an elf cunt to ride my willy. I want a slave girl condemned to suck my dick continuously, or she will die a horrific death. I want all of my limbs to become penises.

Live-action porn can accomplish some of these objectives, but most porn shoots don’t have the special effects budget required to send me to space. If I want my arms to turn into triple-ended ten-inch cocks, I’ll have to pay for the extra film editing software out of pocket.

Fuck that. I already invest way too much money beating the shit out of my cock all day and night. I’ll be a homeless man wandering the streets of skid row if I spend much more on subscriptions, toys, and custom videos. I’m lucky to be The Porn Dude. If companies didn't send me free shit all the time, I don't know how I'd live.

If I want to fuck while picturing I’m lost in a mystical mushroom forest, cartoons are the best way to get it done. Anything can (and does) happen in the world of animation.

Black Hole

The stars could fall from the sky and surround my penis with the warm glow of a million angel pussies. The sun could suffer a coronal mass ejection that reaches through the earth's atmosphere and fondles my genitals from ninety-two million miles away. Asteroids could congregate into two breast-like spheres that titty fuck my shaft until I spray cum into orbit. My cock could become a rocket that carries me to the great clit in the sky where I cream pie the universe itself. I would need the budget of a J.J. Abrams film to get that done live-action.

To be fair, animation has its limits also. However, these limits aren't due to the restrictive nature of physics. They are limits to what the human psyche is willing to put on paper. Perhaps man will reach that limit one day, but I don't see it happening anytime soon. As of now, hentai is a fucking free-for-all.

I’m not sure what it is, but man is willing to go to the limits of debauchery when the medium is animated. There must be some evolutionary mental rewiring hentai performs on watchers. Whatever it is, I’m glad hentai exists because I have some nasty shit rolling around in my head and no artistic talent. I need to rely on fuckers just as deranged as I am but that can pick up a pen and draw more than a stick figure.

TNA Flix For Your Dicks

Fortunately for folks like me, TNA Flix exists. TNA Flix is a porn tube site with a design that gets the job done. It's not a looker, but nor is she ugly. Sort of like that bitch with the big eyebrows in "Game of Thrones."

TNA Flix came so close to not using a white background. The border is an aesthetically pleasing bluish-grey, but it switches to paper white towards the center.

The main menu resides at the top and includes the options Home, Search bar, I Love data, Upload, Log in, Sign up, Profile, Language selector, Hide or display category list, Videos, Photos, Categories, Channels, Pornstars, Tags, Members, and Live sex.

Alert to all of my unemployed readers. (Also known as all of you bastards) TNA Flix is currently searching for a data analyst. I'm not sure what data they need to be analyzed so badly, but it could be an excellent opportunity for my readers. I doubt any of you know how to crunch numbers, but I figured I'd mention it just in case. Perhaps they'd be willing to pay you in free porn. It's not like your mom charges rent for your basement dwelling.

TNA Flix runs its own live-streaming service. It used to be that every time you saw a live sex category on a tube site, it was an ad for Livejasmine, BongaCams, or Chaturbate. Those days are gone, and now many sites have started their own shit.

Obviously, there aren't any hentai bitches doing live streams, but there are cosplayers doing hentai characters, if that's your thing. The bitches are sexy, too. They inspired me to nut more than a few times.

The channels are split up by content-creating studios. You can browse them by Featured channels, Most recently added, Most popular, Top rated, and Your subscribed channels. Some of the top channels right now are Blacked, Brazzers, Tushy, All Japanese Pass, We Are Hairy, Naughty America, Reality Kings, and Vixen.

Down the left side of the site is a category list that can be hidden by the previously mentioned menu button. They are listed alphabetically for easy navigation.

Content can be filtered by a few different parameters. The options are split into two groups. The first contains the options All, HD, Relevance, Keyword, Most recent, Top rated, Anytime, Today, This Week, This month, Duration, Short, Medium, Long, and Full length. The second filter has the options Videos, Pornstars, and Users.

Counselwhore

Let's take a look at some of the content you'll find in Tna Flix's archives. First up, I have "Slight Fever Syndrome." It's a plot-oriented porno with English dubs.

Miss Muzuki is a college counselor who spends her days counseling students and teachers in work, family, friendships, relationships, and sex. People around campus trust her with their deepest darkest secrets and urges. However, Miss Muzuki has some dark urges of her own she needs Council. Counciled with cock.

Recently, Miss Muzuki has found herself attracted to one of her students. The student visits her often, and he likes to describe his sexual fantasies in great detail. It always makes Miss Muzaki's panties wet. She can't take it much longer. Should she lock the door to her office and fuck the shit out of this student? Absolutely.

If you like the first "Slight Fever Syndrome," then you'll love the second one. Miss Muzuki is at it again. She's still at the same school, helping students, teachers, and employees be better people while finding hard cocks to ride. She loves her job. Miss Muzuki would do it even if the school stopped paying. All the free dick is payment enough for her.

This time she has a crush on a new student, but she's not the only one. One of Miss Muzuki's clients has expressed her attraction to this same boy. What should these ladies do about this conflict of interest? I have an idea. How about a threesome.

Personally, I think threesomes are a great way to solve almost any problem. Grandma's dying? Have a threesome. Can't afford rent this month? Have a threesome. Car is on fire with you in it? Have a threesome. I suppose threesomes don't actually solve any of those issues, but you'll forget those problems exist while fucking two hot bitches, and I consider that just as good.

Tna Flix has a sprawling selection of hentai porn that will make your toes curl and dick tip spit jizz. I hope you have a lot of time on your hands because you'll need it.

My only complaint is the white background. They came so close to not having a white background it hurts. Just extend that blue a bit farther.

I'll leave you guys to your own devices, and by devices, I mean cock sleeves and sex dolls.

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+Quality selection

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+Seventy thousand hentai videos

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-White background