TheLostWoods

R/TheLostWoods! So this is where all the gamers went to jerk off today, isn't it? Well, here I am, and I've already got my pants off, ready to see naked Zelda! I played occasionally back then, but I would've never imagined her to be such a baddie. In fact, this whole fucking group is dedicated to her sex life while she's on the throne of Hyrule. Reddit is one of the best social networks for browsing through the best porn, and of course, that means anything anime. There are millions of nerds across Reddit who find themselves in a group like this at two in the morning, and they never fucking leave! Can you guess why? Of course, it's Zelda's ass and amazingly tight cunt that even these man-creatures in The Lost Woods are getting a piece of. She waits on her bed to be pleased by her huge cock studs, and she even finds herself sucking off a few lucky villagers occasionally.

Fuck, why can't I live here? Of course, it's all a fantasy land, but hell, that's where I stay most of the time so that you perverts know exactly what you're getting into with these hentai groups. The Hentai groups on Reddit are some of the most fapworthy sites I review. I'm excited to share this with you dirty fuckers who still find Zelda the sexiest thing on the planet. This isn't Hyrule, but damn, it doesn't get any closer than huge booty cheeks sliding out of her princess panties. Damn, I actually can't believe I'm already fapping so hard. Bro, have you ever seen Zelda's ass? I already know I'm not going to last long at all. So when I saw this on my list to review, I had to take a peek at her page to see if it was worth the hype, and spoiler alert, it's so fucking good. I'll be breaking down the pros and cons of R/TheLostWoods so that you nerds can know exactly what kind of sex kingdom you're escaping to with your dick in your hand.

First Look

Unless it's your first time, it's just Reddit, but with a sexy cosplay twist. I pulled up this shit and the animated photos of Zelda's pussy, and that shit got me bricked up immediately. The more I scrolled, though, I realized they let all the cosplay whores come in and do their thing, which makes this shit ten times better immediately. Of course, animated Zelda has been extremely naughty in pleasing peasants, sucking royal dick, and taking creampies from the horrible Ganondorf. The truth about Hyrule is that it's ancient Rome with ten times the orgies. Time passed, and characters like Paya, who's in her twenties, left the Kakariko Village to join Zelda in her dick-draining games. She loves sticking her tongue down dick holes and has no gag reflexes. Plus, Zelda cradles the balls and tells her how good of a job she's doing, and I can't imagine how wet her pussy would feel sitting on my legs like she is in that image.

You can easily skim through the hot, new, and top posts to find the best posts to fap to. Even Princess Mipha decided to expose her huge breasts and fat pussy for you simps to beat off all night. When it comes to Reddit pages, they're all pretty much the same. The only difference is moderation; there are different moderators for different groups on Reddit. Depending on your moderator, you have certain rules for the group. In this case, it's simply keeping everything Zelda related. It has to be X-Rated, none of that E-for-everyone shit. It's not just Zelda's great ass that will give you a crazy stiffy; when you see her rack, you won't be able to play the game again without fapping. Even Hilda was prepping a royal air with a fat wet pussy flopping down on his dick. There's a lot to see here, and if you get obsessed, I'm fucking right there with you!

The Pros

So what makes this shit so fapworthy? I just rambled on and on about the sluts you'll find here, but I'll keep going. So the first thing you'll love about this shit is all the cosplay chicks. Some are animated, and some aren't, but they're all equally as juicy. These babes definitely know how to please a cock, and you could say they're definitely putting that ass on the line of defense for Hyrule. Of course, Reddit is amazing as fuck on its own, but one of the main reasons people continuously come back is not for the pussy; it's the ad-free experience plus the pussy. If you're a freak like me, you already know this shit is spotless regarding lame-ass pop-ups and annoying ads. The last thing you need is a fuck-ton of ads flooding in when you're trying to watch a waifu flood a dick. Instead of videos, you'll find mostly thousands of HD images to fap through. You don't have to waste time digging through lame, unrelated posts due to moderators being on their shit.

Plus, it's super user-friendly. Sometimes it's good to get away from the traditional tube sites and get social. Sure, you can simp in the nearest comment section of a hub video, but Reddit does it even better. The cool thing about Reddit is that you can make as many groups as you want. It's discussion-based social media, but the only thing these nerds talk about is how much Zelda and her friends love getting their pussies stuffed. Of course, by now, you know why I can't blame them. Tube sites are still amazing for quick porn, but so is this shit, and the mobile app makes it so fucking easy to browse on the go. I usually stick to my laptop or big screen to have a nice big view for my thick load, but if you only have the mobile app, it works just as well. As I said, you'll have a free community of porn freaks who love Zelda just as much as the next geek. I'm not judging you if you're fapping to this in pixie ears, but you won’t catch me putting that shit on.

The Cons & Recommendations

So as great as it is, there are still a few things I would consider cons, although they don't kill my boner. One of them is fewer videos than the usual NSFW subreddit. I'm unsurprised because many anime groups dedicated to video game characters do this. Maybe someday we will see some full-length parody videos in the newest or top posts, and when we do, I probably won't leave my fap for a full day. If that doesn't sound like fun, then neither will broken links. Moderators do what they can but sometimes need help getting everything right. One of those things is deleting posts with bad links. It seems simple, but you'd be surprised how many broken links still sit on that list of pixie baddies; a fuck ton. I can be pretty lenient with shit like this, though. If I was one of the moderators of this group, I'd probably be spending my time fapping to all this free Zelda porn myself.

The thing about Reddit is even when it's not the best page, it's still better than most porn sites out there. When did you last sit and scroll through an NSFW Reddit subgroup? Believe me, if it's been a while, it's a slippery slope down R/TheLostWoods. You'll see all kinds of shit you're not used to seeing on the hub, but you've got to give that dick of yours a break from all the typical porn chicks. The pros outweigh the cons, and just because you can't watch videos on here does not mean you won't drain the absolute fuck out of your sack. I've been edging to this shit for the whole fucking review, one hand on the mouse and one on my cock, and I really don't see myself stopping today. When R/TheLostWoods starts posting videos, it's game over; this shit will be one of the biggest NSFW subgroups on Reddit, thanks to all the fapping nerds who can't get enough of their precious Zelda porn.

Final Thoughts

If you find yourself here on a lonely night, let your dick wander because you never know what kind of ass you'll find in this majestic place. You may not find Majora's Mask, but you're damn sure going to see some pixie waifus ready for any cock that wants to plunge into their soaking wet pussies. In R/TheLostWoods, these babes don't give a fuck who runs into them while they're getting dicked down. While you scroll and fap your way into fantasy, you'll imagine you were there watching her. Of course, no villager goes unserved, and she'd gladly open her legs for you next. Reddit may not be Hyrule, but because of R/TheLostWoods, it's about as damn close as you can get, and that's why this shit is Porn Dude-approved! Who wants to play lame-ass Nintendo when you can beat your dick to the chick you've always fantasized about playing with you instead? You'll love this shit if you're a fan, and even if you're not, you're fucking welcome. Enjoy it, nerds!

+ Hot Zelda Parody Photos and GIFs

+ No ads

+ User-friendly interface

+ Free porn community

- Not as many videos

- Some links are broken

- Some moderators aren't great at filtering content