HoneyFuckers

Have you ever had to have that awkward conversation about ‘’the birds and the bees?’’ It’s fuckin’ tricky, right? Well, by the end of this review, that conversation will either be far more challenging or a lot easier, depending on you!

You see, the glory of porn has managed to infiltrate practically every mainstream aspect of life we know, and there’s even a concept called Rule 34 which means that if something exists, there is most likely a porno made around it.

Sure, critics of Rule 34 will say that surely not everything has some form of porn centered around it. But I don’t know, man! I’ve seen a lot of crazy shit and found that even the most niche and mundane parts of mainstream life have been replicated in porn form for some horny fuckers to blow their load over.

Today’s review is a prime fuckin’ example! You see, I have a mission to review every last porn site on earth, and there are only a handful of themes I won’t touch. This means I’ve found myself in some of the stickiest holes on the internet imaginable over the years. However, few have been as sticky as the honey-soaked subreddit I will introduce you to today!

Meet Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/. This is an NSFW subreddit for people who like bees. Oh, I don’t mean beekeepers; I mean the kind of people who have a sexual attraction to highly sexualized cartoon bees and would most likely slide their cock into a bee hive in tribute to our black and yellow-jacketed friends.

As my buddies used to say when I kept going back to the house of a big titty Goth bitch with more mental health issues than a psychiatrist's diary, ‘’Don’t stick your cock in a hornet’s nest!’’ Well, today, we will be doing precisely that as we go deep into the cum and honey of Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/ to see what this insanely bizarre porn subreddit has to offer.

Fucking hell, guys! I don’t beelieve the things I do for you!

What is Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/?

Jesus, where do I even start with this? Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/ is a cartoon porn subreddit centered around bee-themed porn in all of its forms. There are over 20,000 species of bees in the world (fun facts with Porn Dude), and trust me, there’s equally as much variation in this subreddit!

When it comes to members, referred to as Honeyfuckers, over 47,000 people are jerking off to horny bees. Honestly? That’s quite a lot for a porn niche this damn specific. How many of these kinky fuckers have bee stings on their dicks?

Now, I don’t want to hold you in suspense any longer. Next, let’s look at what bee porn actually looks like as we lube up our dicks with honey and slide into the black and yellow pussy of this bizarre porn subreddit! (I’m joking, do not use honey for lube!)

What’s the Bee Porn Like on Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/?

What’s the bee porn like isn’t a question I was expecting to answer today, but here we are. Despite only having 47K members, these perverted and exceptionally niche kinksters are dedicated to the art of bee porn and have amassed a pretty decent portfolio of content since the subreddit first started in 2018.

To get to the Queen bee’s quarters of this subreddit, I decided to filter the content down to that which has been rated as the best bee porn of all time to see some of the highlights contained within this subreddit’s sticky hive!

●     The lovely pollination process - Damn, you don’t get taught this kind of useful knowledge anywhere else! This cartoon porn shows a lucky pair of male and female flowers being visited by a female bee in black stockings and a thick booty. To extract the pollen, this overworked-looking bee drops to her knees and sucks the pollen out of the male flower’s cock, and spreads the pussy lips of the female flower’s cunt to get what she needs before flying off with bags under her eyes. The shift’s almost over. Just keep going and think of the hive, honey!

●     Stop Using Anti-Bee Language - This meme shows anti-bee porn people how to conduct themselves and stop using anti-bee language. For example, rather than ‘’Holy shit! That bee has a gun!’’ It tells people to say, ‘’I’m proud of that bee for expressing its rights,’’ and, rather than saying, ‘’Honey is overrated,’’ it suggests saying, ‘’I wish bees could vote!’’.

●     Speaking Truth - You know the saying; if the bees go, we go! Bees are sacred, and if it takes some Rule 34-style porn to drive the message home, then so be it! This bee porn shows a busty Queen mommy bee with two members of her hive and is emblazoned with, ‘’Don’t kill worker bees; they pollinate the planet!’’ Yes, Mommy!

●     Honey Slut Cheerios [Kansyr] - Dammit! When I started this review, I promised myself I wouldn’t get turned on by bees. But holy fuck, that’s a thicc wasp! This busty slut lactates honey from her gigantic insect tits, and she’s married to a worker bee who wants some honey nut Cheerios. However, he has to earn the sweet stuff by sucking the honey out of her sweet nipples so she can squirt it all over her cereal. What a way to start the day!

The Design of the Sub

In terms of color schemes, it should come as no surprise that black and yellow are the order of the day here. While Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/ might not be the biggest cartoon porn subreddit in the world, it has actually done a better job of customizing its community than some of the most significant porn communities on Reddit.

Take its cover photo, for example. This well-designed image welcomes horny bee enthusiasts in with a sleek array of bee porn for people to get an idea of what they will find if they slide deep behind the honey of this subreddit.

The profile picture is equally well-designed and features a Hentai-style slut who seems to have received a honey facial in a perverse bee-themed bukkake session. At the top of the posts feed are two pinned posts. One of them is a thread dedicated to new members revealing how they found this subreddit, a question that I’m asking myself…

In the sidebar to the right of the posts feed is a series of custom widgets playing various roles in the day-to-day running of the community as well as a short and sweet (as honey) description that reads ‘’A place for people who like bees. A lot!’’ There's also an excellent spot of customization added to the members and people online ticker as the mods have decided to alter members and call them ‘’Honeyfuckers’’ instead.

Below this is a range of post-flairs that are, well, kind of weird. Rather than summing up actual themes of bee porn contained within the community, they range from stuff like drowning in honey to OP is on a power trip.

There’s also a short rules list that covers stuff like a ban on bee shaming and encouraging users to add a source to their posts, if possible. The sidebar then rounds off with a vertical list of ten moderators who keep the community running like a well-ordered bee hive.

What I Like Most About it

I have respect for anyone who achieves uniqueness in porn, as there are so many duplicate and near-identical NSFW communities on Reddit these days. If you want a unique porn niche that, even if you’re not into bee-like sluts fucking each other, is a quirky adventure to explore, Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/ is definitely it!

A lot of the cartoon bee porn in here is immensely talented, and it’s clear that a tonne of effort and imagination has gone into it. As a bonus, a specific rule encourages posters to drop the source in the title if they can, which aids the original artists in getting the credit they rightfully deserve.

There’s also a tonne of OC content created specifically for this subreddit, making it a welcoming space to find unique porn that you otherwise wouldn’t find anywhere else. The Honeyfuckin members aren’t sensitive, either, and are always down to post some fire memes about their bee fetish!

What I Don’t Like

The post-flairs are weird. It can be confusing for someone new to the subreddit as they seem to be centered around in-community jokes that only people who’ve been active for a while would understand.

Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/

Switch up the post flairs to include more terms than new members can relate to. For example, busty, MILF, bukkake, bee Queen, etc., would allow users to more easily filter through the various types of bee porn within the community.

Conclusion

*cleans honey off dick* Well, what a ride that was! At first, I was weirded out by Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/, but I soon changed my mind when I saw the insanely diverse, creative, and bizarre array of bee-themed porn contained within.

Reddit.com/r/honeyfuckers/ has to be one of the most unique cartoon porn subreddits around and is well worth checking out, just for curiosity’s sake. The only thing I feel it could improve is working on the post-flairs, which are far too specific, niche, and weird at the moment.

Oh, and for the love of porn, please don’t go looking for a bee hive to stick your cock into after reading this review. I take no responsibility for any injuries you’ll undoubtedly get as a result!

Pros

●     Easily one of the most bizarrely unique porn subreddits around

●     Full of talented and creative porn with credit given to artists when possible

●     A great place to find OC bee porn you might not find anywhere else

●     If you're not looking to jerk off, there are some fire bee porn memes to enjoy!

Cons

●     The post flairs are oddly specific and don’t help you find particular porn themes