Christmas Cake

As much as I adore the wild and ever-fascinating world of Hentai, I often find myself going back to the old days when I first discovered it and remember just how overwhelming it all was and how much of a learning curve was involved when it came to know the ins and outs of each porn niche and the seemingly endless array of terminology that had to be learned.

After all, the roots of Hentai lie in Asia, and, well, they tend to do things a little differently there when compared to us in the West. There are many specific types of Hentai porn that are known by their Asian name and sound like something you’d unleash in a dojo rather than something you’d jerk off over. On the other hand, there is a tonne of niches with Western names that are still equally confusing to Hentai newbies.

Just take the Christmas Cake porn niche, for example. While you’d be forgiven for thinking this is something centered around a cartoon slut shoving some form of sponge cake up her ass or smearing jam all over her clit for some lucky motherfucker to lick clean, it’s actually quite the opposite.

Over in Asia, the term Christmas Cake is used to refer to unmarried women, and not just any kind, either. This is a term for women who simply can’t get married on account of their unbridled lust and regular debauched behavior, which makes no man on earth want to slide a ring over their finger. It does, on the other hand, make them want to slide something else inside their ring!

Oh, man! This sounds like one hot Hentai porn niche and one I was keen to check out. To find my feet in this kinky part of the cartoon porn world, I asked my buddies with a penchant for women without rings on their fingers the best place to start, and all of them said the same thing: ‘’Head over to Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ and thank us later!’’

I’m a strong believer that one of the best ways to discover a new porn niche is to find a dedicated subreddit centered around it. But does Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ have the kind of sweet sauce I’m looking for to spurt all over my Christmas Cake? I decided to slide balls deep into this spinster-loving subreddit to find out the answer!

Now, leave your wedding ring at the door, and let’s get stuck in!

What is Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/?

Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ is a Hentai subreddit dedicated to the niche of unmarried women over the age of 25 with a penchant for getting dicked down on a regular basis, preferably by married men.

It’s a peculiar kink, but not in Asia, as a lot of women aged 18 to 25 traditionally marry young there, so finding one who is unmarried and eager to ride your dick like Seabiscuit is, well, kind of like getting the sweet treat of Christmas Cake. Get it now?

This is indeed a niche subreddit and is only home to around 47,000 members at the time of writing. However, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve stumbled across some small and underrated Reddit communities, only to find they’re a hotbed of some of the finest porn imaginable! But will Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ keep up the tradition? Let’s have a look at the kind of porn it has on offer and find out!

What’s The Content Like on Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/?

It might not be the biggest Hentai subreddit in the world, but 47K people are more than capable of creating a perverted portfolio of smut that can take days or even weeks to browse through. This is definitely the case with Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/!

But while there are a lot of unmarried whores in this sub, it’s just as easy to find the best content as it is to stick your cock in these sexually corrupted spinsters by using the handy filters Reddit offers and opting to view the content that has been consistently ranked as the best of all time. To show you the filthy highlights of this subreddit, that’s exactly what I did!

●     Emi-Sensei - Damn, this dude lucked out! After meeting an unmarried woman while on a business trip abroad, he ends up heading to her hotel room to find her lying on the bed with one of her fat milkers hanging out of her bra and her stocking-clad legs spread for him to climb between. That Christmas Cake isn’t going to eat itself, bro! Just be careful, because this bitch loves to squirt like a firehose and give the hotel cleaning staff PTSD!

●     Drunk - When you see a girl with pink hair, she’s either a therapist’s wet dream or a sexual experience that’s hard to beat! This girl is the latter and has a thirst for beer that’s left her sexually ravenous and leaning on the bar of a sleazy pub, looking for the first male in sight to dick her down! I love how her huge tits are crushed against the bar, and her legs are spread over the stool to reveal a perfect camel toe. Drink up, fellas; this girl is getting impatient!

●     Tomoe brought an extra controller for tonight - When this married guy finally met up with the gaming buddy he’d been texting online for months, he had no idea it was a chick. This is probably why his wife didn’t mind him going over to their house for an all-night gaming session. Handing him a controller, we see this unmarried gamer slut wearing a sheer black top that reveals a gorgeous pair of perfectly symmetrical tits. That Playstation pad isn’t the only thing that’s going to be played with tonight!

The Design of the Subreddit

Ok, time to delve into the design of the sub. Things don’t get off to an ideal start when we see that the mods have skipped adding any form of a custom cover photo to the top of the community. The profile picture, on the other hand, consists of a 3D-generated picture of a Christmas Cake, which is fine, I guess, but my plums aren’t really pumping so far!

On the right-hand side of the post feed we covered in the previous section is the subreddit’s bio, which explains both what the sub is all about and what a Christmas Cake is in one simple sentence. This is handy, as I’m sure there are plenty of folks out there who are blissfully unaware of this specific Hentai term.

Below this is a basic list of eight rules which users must follow if they want to avoid the ban hammer and remain an active member of the sub. These range from stuff like no low effort content and redirecting traffic to ensuring users act civil and polite to their fellow members.

Then, there’s something I really love! The mods have added a badass image of a Hentai girl that is the epitome of the Christmas Cake niche. Dressed in smart casual business attire and sucking on a lollipop, she’s looking at the viewer seductively with what looks to be a hotel room card in her hand and is likely luring you into her room so you can fuck her unmarried pussy all night. Don’t mind if I do!

Last but not least is the list of moderators responsible for the daily handling of the sub. At the time of writing, there were only two mods staffing Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/, which is a pretty low number for a community of 47K people. However, they do seem to have things under control.

What I Like Most About it

As an esteemed man of porn, I’ve jerked my way through a lot of niches, and I love to find new and unexplored corners of smut to throw my cock head-first into. Christmas Cake sluts is definitely a kinky niche I could get behind, and some of the porn contained within is seriously inspiring and high-grade erotic art.

Oh, and if there’s one thing I love to see in a Hentai subreddit, it’s seeing the original artists behind the often-talented pieces of erotic art getting the credit they deserve. This is something the members within Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ excel at, and even when an artist’s name is in Japanese or another non-Latin font, they still manage to properly credit them regardless. Nice!

There are a lot of quirky and foreign-sounding names for the various Hentai niches out there, and Christmas Cake is arguably up there with one of the most specific and unexplored. However, the mods behind this subreddit have flawlessly explained the term in an easy-to-read sentence from the get-go. It’s an unmarried and sexually ferocious woman over the age of 25; what more do you need to know?

What I Don’t Like

Overall, the design of the subreddit isn’t the most inspiring. The profile picture is kind of dull, and there’s no cover photo at all. However, I will give the mods credit for adding the badass picture of a Christmas Cake in the subreddit sidebar.

Suggestions I Have for Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/

Put some effort into the overall design of the subreddit to make it pop more and leave a better first impression on people visiting for the first time. Sure, sexually-active women who shy away from monogamous marriages sound fun, but you have a chance to prove how wild they are by summing up some of the sub’s best content in an easy-to-digest cover photo and retaining user interest.

Conclusion

Well, dessert time at Christmas will never be the same, let me tell you! While I used to associate it with Christmas pudding, it’ll now be associated with unmarried sluts who would rather slide their lubed up ring over your cock instead of you sliding a wedding ring over their finger!

Overall, Reddit.com/r/ChristmasCake/ does a solid job of representing this niche and providing a well-managed feed of Christmas Cake Hentai porn despite only being staffed by two mods. However, it does need to do some work on its overall design if it wishes to keep up with other, more powerful Hentai subreddits on the scene!

Pros

●     A unique porn niche with tonnes of high-grade erotic art contained within

●     Original artists responsible for the work are properly credited

●     The mods have added a handy explanation of what Christmas Cakes are

Cons

●     The overall design of the subreddit isn’t very inspiring