SayHentai (VI)

Sayhentai.me! Well, isn't this just "hey"tastic? A website with "hey" in its domain name! How original! I mean, who needs a unique and memorable domain name when you can just go with the first word that comes to mind, right? But hey, at least they didn't go with "yo" or "sup" or "what's up." So I guess I should give sayhentai.me a little credit for that. I mean, "hey" is a classic greeting, right up there with "hello" and "hi," so I guess it makes sense in a way. The thing that really bugs me is that my grammar tool is gonna go all nuts, urging me to split Say and Hentai, so I'm gonna turn that shit off. You do like to read, but you don't come to my sites to admire grammar. Right? Right! Here comes the messy yet detailed review!

The design talk

I don't lie, especially not when writing about peculiar websites that please a peculiar audience. Sayhentai.me is obviously in Vietnamese, and I'm having a hard fucking time translating it into English! Thankfully, I know all these sites by heart, meaning I could easily write 1K+ words blindfolded, but let's all pretend that I'm a mere mortal like you who wants to enjoy some Hentai without alien-looking letters to annoy.

The logo is one of those things I've seen one too many times, so I'm gonna ignore it altogether. You're gonna recognize it from a mile away, but the truth is that sayhentai.me is completely unlike the site it was to resemble. No hardcore smut around here! Nothing but a bunch of comics that are so fucking popular that they often live to see Chapter 80 or even 100. Us, the hardcore fans, will never get to see Angela's Fertility Clinic 100, and that makes me wonder if we should all just switch to comics and leave the bouncy tits behind us. Maybe it's best to fuck Angela and then read cuz too many days without proper shagging could result in poor eyesight and pimples, and the only nerd guy who gets to fuck is Jordi. Deal with it!

For fuck's sake, I got so carried away that I forgot to mention that sayhentai.me looks plain, on the verge of being dubbed "the world's most basic website." I don't know what's up with the template and why so many Hentai webmasters go with it?! Maybe it's their desire not to distract fans from the releases, and maybe it's one of those cheap shits that simply do the work. If it was me behind sayhentai.me, I would put a big-ass logo Say Hentai, and spray the letters with virtual seed, let a chick lick it and a midget guy banging her from behind, but nah, sayhentai.me is way more refined. It deals with comics, for Christ's sake! Keep it real, and continue reading!

Diversity matters

Oftentimes I feel like a dedicated teacher explaining the importance of oxygen to a bunch of chicks. They just don't get it, but I keep pushing, hoping that one day they'd realize that the thing that helps them breathe during deepthroatings is the little thing marked with "O". I keep going on and on about the importance of diversity, hoping that xxx joints will understand its importance, but I somehow always end up looking at the same ole shit. Not today, and not with sayhentai.me! This fuck-den boasts a big, versatile collection of adult comics, and it was smart enough to break it down into a couple of categories. That's how I know that this site is run by a guy.

To come up with the total number of releases n this library, I have to do some math. Reading and numbers-play! If this shit continues, I'm gonna become Jordi's main competitor! The final verdict - more than 5K adult comics waiting for you. This is where the one-click-away phrase is more than suitable cuz that's what it really takes to unlock this joint for endless reading. No downloading this time, and no Discord group, but at least you have the comments section where you can interact with fellow freaks. To unlock the commenting option, you'll need to set up an account on sayhentai.me. The same goes for the option where you bookmark your favorite comics, so you don't have to waste time digging them up all over again.

Sayhentai.me wants your username, email address, and password. Simple like busting a nut. I don't know if the site tends to spam, cuz I'm not joining an all-reading site for your sake, but I don't think that this joint has a lot to say to its members. Simply put, if it was talkative, it would have probably included Discord or a decent About Us. I really think you can chill and feed that fill-out form with the email. Nobody is gonna bug you, I believe!

Two sides of the same coin

Shiny and impressive on one side but grubby on the other. You want the bad news first, so I'm gonna simply say that you'll be dealing with a lot of bland thumbnails and vague titles during the browsing. You won't be able to make a good decision right off the bat, but the good news is yet to come. 

The best fucking thing about sayhentai.me is its categories, as well as the filtering criteria like most viewed and top-rated on top of each stash. A time-saver! To help you grasp the true nature of this site, I want to reflect on the categories for a bit, and the best way to start is by saying that the site's biggest section is all about Oneshot. Hmmm, it looks like chapters are so last year! Of course, Manga and Manhwa are the biggest ones, really, but that shit won't do wonders for your filtering. Two general terms, one referring to Japanese-made comics and the other one to Korean releases.

150+ fantasy comics, 115+ supernatural ones, 250+ harem stuff, the list goes on and on, and this is where I stop mentioning the numbers. Long boner short, sayhentai.me boasts an incredible updating schedule, adding dozens of new comics to its collection multiple times a week, so the numbers will get obsolete any time now. Remember me mentioning the generic titles? Well, once inside a comic, sayhentai.me will show you its short description, a big list of tags, the name of the artist, and info on how many people have commented and bookmarked the release. All of these are good hints when combined, and you really need to put them to good use.

Not a lot of things are kinky as Manga/Manhwa

If you have ever wondered about the reasons behind the staggering popularity of xxx comics, Hentai videos, and other not-real forms of smut, here's the explanation. The things that are illegal, too odd, or too controversial in movies are perfectly fine in the fantasy world where all hoes are nothing but drawn fruits of someone's imagination. People want to read about incest and rape without worrying about anyone's well-being, and I have to say I relate.

How many times have you worried about a chick getting stuck in a washing machine or glued to the side of a fridge while her kinky stepdad is lurking around?! Yeah, you don't need that kind of stress in your life. With Manga, you can sit back in your squeaky chair, wanking off to a scene of an alien monster deflorating a virgin futanari without raising a brow. If you take a good look at the site's list of categories, you'll realize that it's packed with fabled scenarios and fuck sessions that defy all existing laws of physics or logics, but you know what, you will find a way to enjoy it. Truly, deeply, enjoy it!

Not much left to say

Trust me on this one! You're gonna like sayhentai.me! It's big enough to last you a decade, bold enough to please your wicked kinks, and neat enough to make you feel at home. You'll be able to find your kind of content in no time, and although you'll be deprived of any hardcore action, you'll end up loving it! That's a promise, so if you think that you could get a boner while reading a comic, knock yourself out. I know that I'm off to dig up some real shit! See ya all soon!

ThePornDude likes sayhentai.me's:

An xxx collection counting over 5K comics

Japanese and Korean comics under one virtual roof

Not a lot of ads

All comics are free for online reading

Great filtering tools

ThePornDude hates sayhentai.me's:

The design could be better