AlohaTube Hentai Lesbian

The internet is full of so many porn tube sites it's fucking head spinning. Everywhere you look, another fifty appear every day. Not even I can keep up with them, so I only pay attention to the best of the best. Despite filtering what I review, I still have plenty of sites to check out.

Rise of the Tube

I can still remember when the first porn tubes started dropping. When Youtube became a thing, I immediately took note of how incredible a porn version of it would be.

There for a bit, you could see tits on Youtube. You still can. However, the video has to be educational. That translates to big titty bitches on Youtube showing ladies how to milk themselves.

This is how fetishes begin. If the first tits I ever saw happened to be breastfeeding, I'd probably still be beating to that shit right now.

Fortunately, my readers don't have to fuck around hunting down legal tits on Youtube. Instead, you can head over to Aloha Tube and have access to some of the best porn on the internet.

Experience and Perversion

This isn't Aloha Tube's first rodeo and its experience shows. Porn Hub, Red Tube, and other websites like them steal so much attention from lesser-known tube sites, and I'm tired of it. While I love those sites, Aloha Tube deserves just as much praise. Don't limit yourself to the biggest names. It's the same with porn stars.

Many porn tubes would spin-kick a baby squirrel with Parkenson's disease to have as much content in their library as Aloha Tube. If you somehow run out of shit to beat off to on here, The Porn Dude says you have a severe fapping addiction. When a guy who goes by the name "Porn Dude" is concerned about your masturbation habits, you should listen.

More and More

The steady flow of porn being added to Aloha tube never ends. It's like a goddamn faucet. On the day I wrote this review, ten fucking thousand videos were added, and it was only mid-day where I live. During the week prior, they added a total of ninety-one thousand videos.

Holy fucking hell. That's fucking madness. I have so much respect for the admin at Aloha Tube. They must work double shifts every day plus triple shifts on the weekend. I imagine them slaving away on the factory floor, sweat pouring down their face as they hunt down the best porn of the week. You're a better man than I if you can get through almost a hundred thousand videos a week. I'd like to hire you on as an intern.

Including all categories, there are eighteen and a half million videos on Aloha Tube. JYes. You read that correctly. The official term for that is a “fuck ton” of porn. I live the fucking life. I wouldn’t be the happy man I am today without all this porn to watch. I'm sorry you fuckers can't experience my life for a day.

Of those eighteen and a half million videos, five thousand of them are described as "lesbian hentai." Lesbian hentai is often an ignored category on porn tubes. It never gets a private section, including on Aloha Tube. However, if you pop "Lesbian hentai" in the search, you'll be greeted by plenty of high-quality content. And by "high-quality" I mean perverted as all fuck. Lesbian hentai isn't for those with fragile sensibilities.

Despite its massive library, Aloha Tube is kept as straightforward as possible. There is barely even a main menu. Its only options are Top-rated movies and New movies.

Why bother constructing a bunch of convoluted menus when you can spend that extra time loading the site with the most perverse content on the net? That's the important part. I can't fap to a fucking menu. Who cares about menus if the porn is shitty?

Small Menu, Simple Design

To make getting around the site more convenient, there is an expansive category list at the bottom of the main page. I guess that there are around five to six hundred categories. That's a lot of fucking categories. As you can imagine, the detail gets extreme. That's why Aloha Tube has so much lesbian hentai.

Depending on what you watch, Aloha Tube will host the video onsite or provide a link to wherever the video came from. Aloha Tube would need a server the size of a planet to host all that content themselves. Providing links helps the admin keep their massive library without running a bitcoin operation.

Simpsons Guy

Let's check out some of the awesome content on Aloha Tube. No collection of lesbian hentai porn is complete without "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy." More porn parodies have been made of those two shows than any other American cartoons.

They even have crossovers, with Marge and Louis having a passionate relationship. As expected, Louis is a whore who knows how to eat box with the best of them. That's not to say Marge is a slowpoke, but she doesn't have the slut energy Louis walks around with. Peter is a lucky man. I bet you dumb and horny motherfuckers wish you could find your own Louis.

CGI and classic Illustration

Aloha Tube has a sprawling collection of CGI lesbian hentai. Hentai fans generally break into one of two categories: CGI and traditionally animated. There is no wrong answer here, so Aloha Tube maintains a collection of both.

The quality of CGI porn is incredible these days. You can barely tell it's not live-action sometimes. I can only imagine what it will be like in another ten years. However, there is still plenty of CGI lesbian hentai that takes a more artistic approach.

Personally, I dabble with each. I never restrict myself when it comes to porn-watching. I'm open to any and all smut, and you should be, also.

Video Games

Much of the CGI lesbian hentai is based on video games. Video game characters have been fuckable since the days of "Mortal Kombat" and the "Lara Croft" series. Those Lara Croft games used to frustrate the shit out of me. I'm a pocket pool player, not a fucking puzzle solver. However, I loved playing the game so I could stare at her big triangular mama milkers.

These days, there are thousands of fuckable video game characters, and you can find them all having lesbian sex on Aloha tube. Don't miss out. All you motherfuckers ever do with your time is play video games and jerk off. Why not combine your two biggest passions in life?

Regardless of whether we are talking about CGI or regular animation, there is plenty of original content on Aloha Tube. Have you ever seen a tranny with a pussy below their dick instead of balls? It brings trannies to a whole new level. You can't find that kind of shit in real-life porn.

Dicks and Pussies

Let's dive into some of the content in the lesbian gentai section of Aloha Tube. I know it's supposed to be lesbian porn, but you'll be surprised at how much cock there is. However, none of the cocks are attacked by men, per se. Instead, they're attached to lesbian bitches who often have a pussy under their shaft instead of a pair of balls.

I know that a bunch of you motherfuckers would kill to find a woman with both a dick and a pussy. Considering you pathetic bastards can't get a bitch with just a pussy to fuck you, I doubt you'll find a willing bitch with both parts. Don't let me stop you from dreaming, though.

And in the meantime, you can play pocket pool while watching the confused genitalia of lesbians on Aloha Tube. In case you're wondering, yes. These bitches love to stick their cocks up their own cooters. Who wouldn't, given the situation? If I could fuck my own pussy instead of masturbating with my hands, I wouldn't even be the Porn Dude. I'd be way too busy fucking myself.

Surgical torture, anyone? Who doesn't love watching lesbians be poked and prodded with syringes and forceps? Who knew getting stitches could make a woman cum so hard. If I had known that, I would have become a male nurse. I guess I'll just have to settle for watching it on Aloha Tube.

While I appreciate the simplicity, Aloha Tube would benefit from a more detailed menu. When you have nearly twenty million videos, some proper organization is key.

If you plan on watching all five thousand of these videos, you guys have a lot of work to do, so get to work this instant.

PORNDUDE LOVES

+18.5 million videos

+Insanely perverse

+Lots of trannies

PORNDUDE HATES

-Needs a more detailed menu